12.1.15 20:57 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png) | .68% :) |
12.1.15 20:54 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png) | Specifically, 12216/2275357 ≅ 0.54% |
12.1.15 20:51 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png) | That math looks wrong. |
12.1.15 20:47 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | That's true - I suppose WrestleMania will be the second anniversary of "21-1" RT : "WWE Math" is always off by one. |
12.1.15 20:45 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | Paul keeps saying 282 days, but it was really 281 days.
(This is why you're paying me) |
12.1.15 20:42 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | Somehow I doubt Paul will mention the almost 113 days it's been since the "reigning, defending" actually did any defending |
12.1.15 20:41 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png) | Although when I saw "Bob Newhart" was trending, I was worried that he'd passed away |
12.1.15 20:39 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | I now suspect that Twitter has algorithms to keep anything with "sucks" out, given that we haven't seen Cena's hashtag OR tonight |
12.1.15 20:36 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | Ha! No. |
12.1.15 20:31 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | LISTEN TO THIS CROWD |
12.1.15 20:29 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | OHHHHHH SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK AH HA HA HA HA |
12.1.15 20:26 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | I bet, instead of announcing Savage's induction, they announce Benoit's!
Taped statement from Vince: "It's time to welcome Chris home" |
12.1.15 20:16 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | (a PhotoShop of Bob Ross with Roman Reigns' head) |
12.1.15 20:15 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png) | RT : Damn, I need to check out Dueños del paraíso |
12.1.15 20:10 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | And then there's the one about the man who killed the golden goose...
|
12.1.15 20:07 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | Oh God, this is too awful to be intentional or ironic |
12.1.15 20:06 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | COME ON ROMAN CALL HIM A POOPYHEAD |
12.1.15 20:03 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | Kinda wish Show would start talking about "The Secret" |
12.1.15 20:02 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | Hey no Kevin Nash at the big reunion huhaaahahahahaha |
12.1.15 20:02 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | Brave choice using Show at top of an hour (one down, two to go!) |
12.1.15 20:00 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | Are all these constant TMZ mentions making WWE suddenly more culturally relevant or something? Or is money exchanging hands? |
12.1.15 19:57 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | Clearly they wouldn't say "expected to be inducted" if there wasn't a RUSSO-STYLE SWERVE coming - caaaaaaan't wait for that |
12.1.15 19:54 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | Is Book OK? He's gone almost an entire segment without exclaiming that we've gotta be kidding him |
12.1.15 19:50 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | I guess Cena's hashtag didn't trend. Sad face emoji |
12.1.15 19:49 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | OH MAN IT *IS* NEW DAY! |
12.1.15 19:47 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | C'mon App people, hook me up with those sweet entrances! Is it New Day? Oh man I hope it's New Day |
12.1.15 19:45 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | Another four minute segment - I wonder who will be READY FOR ACTION when we return! |
12.1.15 19:45 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | Sufferin' succotash! I thought I saw a pussy cat! What's up, Doc? Of course you realise this means war! And so on |
12.1.15 19:43 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | "I sentence you to HILARIOUS SKITS" |
12.1.15 19:40 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png) | OH MAN DETECTIVE STRAW COMING SOON TO FOX |
12.1.15 19:37 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | They waited until 37 minutes in to tell us Bryan was appearing tonight?!?! |
12.1.15 19:37 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | They waited until 36 minutes in to tell us Lesnar was appearing tonight?! |
12.1.15 19:32 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | Fantasy booking: JBL and Booker wrestle; loser is fired (filed) and gets his job back to take their place |
12.1.15 19:28 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | Fantasy booking: later, Eden Stiles & Lilian Garcia will wrestle in a kiddie pool of Wesson to get his job back |
12.1.15 19:27 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | Next Minneapolis house show is Sunday 3/15, according to the local ad that just aired |
12.1.15 19:24 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | Sorry, Lawler was moved to Smackdown |
12.1.15 19:24 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | We used to complain about sub-four minute matches. In 2015, I'd like to complain about sub-four minute SEGMENTS |
12.1.15 19:20 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png) | RT : “Ratings Are Weak” http://pic.twitter.com/bKV4IWraL2 |
12.1.15 19:16 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | Is it all heel lumberjacks? Is that something you will want to stay through the ad break to find out? |
12.1.15 19:11 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | Wait, I thought Stephanie cried a lot |
12.1.15 19:08 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | There's ALREADY no Championship on this show! |
12.1.15 19:07 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | Suffering Succotash, Reverend Ray! |
12.1.15 19:07 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | This is actually wise strategy by Cena because we know they assign WAY too much value to trending topics |
12.1.15 19:06 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | And I'm sure Cena person booked flights to New Orleans for all three of them dudes |
12.1.15 19:05 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | YER FIIIIIIILLLLLLLED |
12.1.15 19:04 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | Ha! They faded his music before Cena could hit his "crescendo" pose |
12.1.15 19:02 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | THE OPENING SEGMENT IS HERE |
12.1.15 18:59 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/wwe.png) | ALERT: I WILL live tweet ! You have one minute to adjust your expectations (and/or mute/unfollow buttons) accordingly. |
12.1.15 16:58 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/lastfm.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/itunes.png) | [+] [–] Listened to Daft Punk - Random Access Memories |
12.1.15 15:51 | ![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/lastfm.png)
![](http://imagen.CRZ.net/antipixel/nero.png) | [+] [–] Listened to Nero - Welcome Reality |