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8.4.22 17:27 
Was Tonio K worried we'd all be bored this Friday afternoon without his newsworthy dump? Good lookin' out bro, thanks for the dozen "parody" tweets I've already had to endure because of it
6.4.22 20:41 
RT @luchablog: This is the first AAA Tag Team championship match to include no Mexican wrestlers since Go Shiozaki & Atsushi Aoki defeated Takeshi Morishima & Taiji Ishimori for these belts in 2010.
6.4.22 20:39 
I dare TBS to let them go 60 minutes #AEW
6.4.22 20:02 
@CoolMojo I retired undefeated!
(Just don't try too hard to fact check that and we'll be fiiiiiine)
6.4.22 19:25 
As a former king of the IWC (1998-2002), you know I know what I'm talking about in 2022 when it comes to this sport of ours.

How can any impartial observer not come away with the inescapable conclusion that today's AEW crowds are about a BILLION times better than WWE crowds are?
30.3.22 21:05 
Maybe I was just listening more closely than normal but it felt tonight like there were a lot of segments where the ol' AEW commentary team was reallllllllllllly laying on the talking points super thick
29.3.22 00:39 
Anyway, have a listen to Rick Martel's WCW theme: https://manhattan.sourceaudio.com/#!details?id=325248
23.3.22 19:30 
Are AEW changing satellites every 15 minutes or what
22.3.22 19:59 
@D_V_D_V_R Did Cheatem blow up the boat? (Was that the thing with the thing)
22.3.22 14:40 
@OOWrestling I think you just renamed him to Kevin Owns (I know I'd use that forever)
18.3.22 11:52 
CSRO is also my favourite Canadian radio station RT @WONF4W: Claudio Castagnoli files trademark for 'CSRO' http://dlvr.it/SLxXqY https://pic.twitter.com/g0MqxYmaY3
9.3.22 21:06 
@funkomatic Go sit in the corner. I CLEARLY spelled it with a "z"
9.3.22 20:58 
Would you REALLY like to show off your EXTREME music licensing skills? This one's for the real heads: https://www.extrememusic.com/albums/1224?item=23356&ver=46638&sharedTrack=dHJ1ZQ== #AEW #HardyBoyz
9.3.22 20:57 
Would YOU like to license the Hardy Boyz theme? A chatbot is standing by at EXTREME MUSIC: https://www.extrememusic.com/albums/1214?item=23154&ver=46218&sharedTrack=dHJ1ZQ== #AEW
9.3.22 20:56 
I'm about 90 minutes late on this observation but I suppose if they'd called William Regal "Steve" it would have been as confusing as Punk's Revolution entrance apparently was #AEW
9.3.22 20:49 
@hansen9j Library music - let's see if this link works
https://www.extrememusic.com/albums/1214?item=23154&ver=46218&sharedTrack=dHJ1ZQ==
2.3.22 20:17 
RT @tapemachines: professional wrestling is back https://pic.twitter.com/ms8ZjngvUe
2.3.22 20:17 
@mr_neptune_man You and I are the two people who remember that
2.3.22 20:13 
It's said so often, but followed so infrequently (by Stamford, ahem) - there's absolutely zero wrong with "predictable" when it's done so well. #AEW
2.3.22 19:04 
@luchablog "start"
2.3.22 19:04 
OK, obvious twenty minute draw, I'm'a go fix some food and drink - I mean, YEAH, POPCORN, BECAUSE THIS MATCH DEMANDS POPCORN #AEW
2.3.22 19:02 
I know I'm late to this comparison but boy Tony K looks like John Oates without the stache
12.2.22 23:16 
@luchablog Ya know if you'd asked me during the 2000s
12.2.22 04:02 
Shout out to the Wrestling Observer for going ahead and including the spoiler in their spoiler warning
28.1.22 13:52 
As a former IWC influencer, a man of a certain age and only occasional watcher of ROH on Sinclair I am duly obligated to craft this tweet admitting that I hadn't really heard of "Danhausen" until Wednesday and further revealing that I'm already tired of hearing about him
26.1.22 19:35 
@HackmanRSPW Shouldn't you be watching the live show now?
16.1.22 19:26 
@tapemachines
12.1.22 12:17 
@tapemachines I hope you better called somebody!
2.1.22 18:17 
2022's already lookin' up, boys https://pic.twitter.com/wLkxnZKyRZ
16.12.21 13:06 
@tapemachines I love how they hadn't completely figured out his music yet and just kinda let that one riff repeat for ten minutes (they figured it out by his next PPV match against Bamma)
15.12.21 19:32 
UPDATE: I completed two Zekrom raids during this match #AEW #30togo
15.12.21 19:09 
They're going 60, why would people watch most of this hour #AEW
21.11.21 21:42 
@tapemachines Believe it or not, AWF is still on buying time on KSTC and doing very little with very little: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVu5Om37tGI
12.11.21 18:53 
RT @DJDanielson: Massive lines for the gimmick table. #aewrampage
12.11.21 18:53 
@jkalyn Wouldn't be right without you babe
11.10.21 20:29 
@guruzim Guru Zim: sucking at kayfabe since 2002
11.10.21 20:24 
@guruzim Tell you what - you write it and then I'll just slap my name on it, just like we did with all those wrestling reviews - remember how we did that and never told anybody - man, I can't believe nobody ever found out
29.9.21 16:20 
It IS Wednesday, but actually I don't know what that means
28.9.21 16:28 
What the hell, I am also willing to host AEW Dynamite RT @Fightful: Mall Of America Willing To Host AEW Dynamite http://dlvr.it/S8XPrH
19.9.21 02:39 
@allnewtpir TELL ME

YOU DID NOT

JUST SAY THAT
19.9.21 02:39 
@allnewtpir You didn't say that
19.9.21 02:34 
In other news, I finally paid for a physical copy of this to own forever - IYKYK #yes #no https://pic.twitter.com/sUeM6rQeNJ
20.8.21 21:13 
Vince shoulda sold WWE about (checks watch) 20 minutes ago
27.7.21 00:53 
RT @luchablog: Brazo de Plata (José Luis Alvarado Nieves, 58) has passed away. Mas Lucha confirmed the passing on their video show seconds ago.
21.7.21 20:16 
Did Chavo Jr go to Good Look Ink or what
16.7.21 14:38 
Wow, is it Phantasio Day already? RT @ovppodcast: ON THIS DAY in 1995, Phantasio made both his first and final WWF television appearance https://pic.twitter.com/8eanjEHD8D
5.7.21 20:59 
@luchablog CMLL welcome to DM you tips
30.4.21 19:17 
@luchablog Wow! You and WONF4W somehow took THE EXACT SAME SCREEN GRAB what are the odds
26.4.21 21:11 
I think when I convinced FLEA to join Twitter 11 years ago (holy cow) it was just to make sure nobody else squatted on his username - in retrospect, I may have overworried. Now if you'll excuse me I gotta re-register 1ryderfakin.com RT @ryderfakin: 11 years ! thanks @CRZ ! Who, by the way, has a better falsetto than Shameee. "Bah...you only have 40 followers, youse a nobody!". Well, fuck, I tweet a dozen times a year, but more in 2020 because people dropped dead. Thank You to everyone for great content and entertainment ;-)
13.4.21 02:37 
@MisaRox Thanks! For a moment there I felt like Carol Alt on the Family Man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKaV_YRgHF4
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