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4.2.13 22:32 
Hey so I didn't even tell you the strangest part! The jar of preserves was $2.99. I paid with a $20. The cashier - again, this was around 02:25 so clearly at his best and brightest - grabbed $17 out of the till and closed the cash register, looked at the change, rechecked the receipt he'd just printed, then fumbled around the register because the only way the drawer would reopen was if he rang up another purchase or accessed a set of keys which were no doubt somewhere around wrist of someone close to the meat department. Before I could finish offering "you know, I really don't need that penny," he'd found one and thrust the change in my hand. I turned to leave and got a good ten paces before realising he'd handed me a Canadian penny. "Ah, he got me good," I thought, until this morning when I learned that Canada was discontinuing the penny and I now had a collector's item. Take THAT, Cub Foods!
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