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21.7.15 20:12 
DATELINE: CUB FOODS, THE QUARRY, MINNEAPOLIS, 30 MINUTES AGO: While pondering the vast, varied selection of the Chobani 5.3oz (150g) "Greek" yogurt and wondering how many different selections I could make without picking one I didn't really want to ingest, a very attractive fellow shopper asked with a smile if I could be troubled to grab two raspberries from the tippy top shelf for her because - her words - "you look so tall."

As we made the exchange of twin tubs of Raspberry On The Bottom (77¢ with coupon [limit 20] through Saturday 7/25) and her hand gently (accidentally?) grazed mine, I quipped: "Thanks! I've been working on that." She didn't laugh. I took some mental notes about the encounter and eventually amassed twelve different flavours. If I hadn't put back a vanilla, I would have had enough weekday yogurt to last me through a couple Fridays from now but that didn't occur to me until I was halfway down TH-280.

What I'm saying is if you follow me on Twitter, every day I'll tell you what kind of yogurt I'm having. Followers* swear it's the best part of my twitstream!

*mostly followers who don't speak English and may not actually read anything I tweet, but follow me because they think I'm an international soccer player or a Honda hybrid
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