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12.3.16 00:55 So it's come to this: I'm thinking up - what's the reverse of cock-blocking? - those kind of lines - for this lady who is now pantomiming KARATE KICKS to my phone/pacifier...which do you find most effective?

"Hey, what exactly are you on right now?"
"Sure is dark in here, huh? I'm 44"
"Yeah! I WALKED here! I'm walking home! "
"I'm sorry, I'd need WAY more beer to do that"
"You know I've never EVER wanted to punch a woman in the boob more than right here, right now, with you"
"You should come hear me play breakdance music at the Harriet Brewing taproom tomorrow afternoon!"
"Somehow I'm oddly looking forward to Roadblock, airing EXCLUSIVELY on the WWE Network"

I know, I'm a dick and I'll probably die alone, but I feel oddly OK with it.

This must be what it's like to be on Tindr
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