| 16.2.10 16:07 | 
 | I know I should give it a chance, but allow me to predict a week early that WWE NXT will NOT deliver the ratings Syfy is looking for |
| 16.2.10 11:02 |
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE TURNOVER |
| 16.2.10 00:03 |
 | I'm not sure if you're aware of this or not, but we only get 140 characters - asking for name and city is a bit much |
| 15.2.10 23:55 | | Danger! Danger! is NOT the adorable Olympics mascot! (He's still pretty amusing, though.) |
| 15.2.10 16:52 |
 | With 3 weeks until new Monday Night Wars, the time has never been more ripe to open a pro wrestling website - and hire me as editor |
| 15.2.10 16:51 |
| Clearly, news of impending new Monday Night Wars by TNA has overloaded Twitter! |
| 15.2.10 16:24 | | TNA Mon. news: tomorrow's date + NYC dateline on the release, despite presser in Orlando - possibly tomorrow - that about cover it? |
| 15.2.10 02:42 | | Thanks, Presidents! I really needed today off! |
| 14.2.10 20:02 |
 | RT : http://the-w.com/t/40162 Doug Fieger (lead singer of The Knack) dead at 57 |
| 14.2.10 15:46 |
 | Man, there are so many things I should probably be doing instead of sitting here watching this red flag coverage... |
| 14.2.10 15:07 | | RT : Scoreboard marriage proposal just backfired ! She got up & ran out of rink ! Crowd booed her ! |
| 14.2.10 01:13 | | Can anybody tell me why the Googlebot is looking for Berlusconi on our websites (and apparently everywhere)? |
| 13.2.10 22:23 |
 | "I ski to Justice!" "Well, *I* ski to DEADMAU5!" |
| 13.2.10 21:06 | | I can't believe I'm missing the Olympics for these NBA "skills" - there better be some redemptive dunks forthcoming |
| 13.2.10 16:34 | | Last 6 "@CRZ" tweets are in Spanish and make absolutely no sense to me - guess I lack cultural context? Don't know how to fix that |
| 13.2.10 16:19 | | I must be the only dude on Twitter who watched the Opening Ceremonies without simultaneously tweeting (you dudes tweet a lot) |
| 12.2.10 12:32 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: APRICOT MANGO |
| 12.2.10 00:22 |
| I managed to watch both Gatorade Duels without being spoilerized! Where's MY parade? |
| 11.2.10 16:22 |
 | RT : Links to Winter Parking Restrictions info in Spanish, Somali and Hmong are now on our homepage. http://bit.ly/cC90bg |
| 11.2.10 16:13 |
 | Hey, somebody read their email! RT Adult Swim Now Airing 3D Andy Dick Reenactment as “News Segment†http://bit.ly/9FaEu1 |
| 11.2.10 10:37 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: ORANGE CRÈME |
| 11.2.10 01:02 | | Hope it's going OK... |
| 10.2.10 12:07 | | Happy birthday ! Remember, fifty is the new (whatever the last guy told you)! |
| 10.2.10 11:56 |
| Now THIS is something we can get into! RT : 15 Pictures of Pandas Playing in the Snow http://www.geekosystem.com/yvyvq |
| 10.2.10 11:45 | | Hooray! My new camera has arrived!! |
| 10.2.10 11:45 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: POMEGRANATE PEAR |
| 9.2.10 23:45 |
| Wow, did Letterman just say "Craig Kilborn is next" before they overdubbed him? Was that a bit, or did Sade take him back in time? |
| 9.2.10 18:18 |
| Do we have a picture of Liza Minelli? There we go. http://tweetphoto.com/10895272 |
| 9.2.10 16:34 | | TODAY'S CONSUMED RAMEN EXPIRATION DATE: 1/12/06 (Maruchan, mushroom) |
| 9.2.10 16:21 |
 | Part of the Conan purge, http://twitter-tracker.com/ now redirects to NBC.com. All we're left with is an abandoned |
| 9.2.10 16:16 |
| OMG I CAN'T WAIT IN ALL CAPS RT : Just recorded a jingle for tweets to be read on the show tonight. Usual high standard |
| 9.2.10 16:08 |
 | Oh, Facebook. Oh. Oh, Facebook. ....no. |
| 9.2.10 15:22 |
| Oh yeah? Well *I* was 's 116th follower! Where's MY parade? |
| 9.2.10 13:05 | | Google Buzz sounds....just great. Does anybody need a Gmail invite? |
| 9.2.10 12:39 |
| Welcome and congratulations - will your first Twitter feud be with Ashton Kutcher or Wil Wheaton? (Or ?) |
| 9.2.10 12:38 |
| http://bit.ly/cokeracing NASCAR drivers can't sing the Coke jingle very well - but in their defense, they're doing it a cappella |
| 9.2.10 12:19 | | Man 's new icon CREEPS ME OUT |
| 9.2.10 10:35 |
 | Front yard is cleared of about (only) 6" of snow - I feel for you guys east of me who got FEET of snow (if you're also shoveling) |
| 9.2.10 00:53 |
| Thing is, the western half of the US probably hasn't even heard about yet (but not staying up another 2 hrs to tweet) |
| 9.2.10 00:27 |
| Hey wait Craig Ferguson IS trending! Another reason to love the Tweety |
| 9.2.10 00:04 |
| OK, I will stop tweeting about Craig Ferguson. For now. (Unless he's trending? No? OK.) |
| 9.2.10 00:02 |
| Christmas Pap Smears! Endorsed by Craig Ferguson: http://www.cbs.com/cbs_cares/pap_smear/ (thanks ) |
| 8.2.10 23:59 |
| RT : Watching attempt to use Twitter is like watching a child take its first steps; adorable and hilarious. |
| 8.2.10 23:56 |
| By the time his monologue was over, had over 4,000 followers. (At least 400 of them were real people!) |
| 8.2.10 23:43 |
| Fuck yeah you can! RT : Can I say fuck on this thing? |
| 8.2.10 23:43 |
| Ahhh this is incredible is incredible |
| 8.2.10 23:40 |
| Wow - JUST jumped from 108 to 513 followers, just like that! (And now to 812) |
| 8.2.10 14:45 |
| RT : Minneapolis has declared a Snow Emergency beginning 9 p.m. Mon and ending 8 p.m. Wed. Parking rules and info: http: ... |
| 8.2.10 14:42 | | And it's AWEEESOOOOME RT : In case you missed it: The VH1 documentary re-airs this Wednesday http://ow.ly/15bAI |
| 8.2.10 10:26 | | If there was ever a day to work from home, this is it! So...I'm in my office, of course. Maybe I'll try out the VPN this afternoon |
