| 28.2.10 15:10 | 
 | President Obama's still sneaking cigarettes out by the White House shed? That's hilarious. http://nyti.ms/d43mFe |
| 28.2.10 14:52 | | Doc Emrick is really doing a fantastic job letting everyone know all these players can be seen in the NHL |
| 28.2.10 14:40 | | OH NO THIS GAME IS OVER |
| 27.2.10 21:22 |
 | Oleksiy for 3 and now all 12 have scored in this game - of course, they're down by 26, but... |
| 27.2.10 21:00 |
| Awesome (because it's true) |
| 27.2.10 20:53 |
| Doubtful - the game is so exciting he's... tweeting about global warming?! That doesn't seem like part of the job |
| 27.2.10 17:49 | | Have you noticed? That dude picks Vicente Padilla EVERY TIME!! |
| 27.2.10 17:46 |
 | Congratulations to Team D'Houdt Humphrey carrying on the fine tradition started by MSRP Motorsports as Danny O'Quinn parks the for 38th! |
| 27.2.10 17:22 | | Oh hey this is my 1000th tweet! Don't you hate it when people mark milestones like that? I sure do! |
| 27.2.10 17:16 |
| Mark Green, that is - let's see when he parks |
| 27.2.10 17:16 |
| GREEN GREEN GREEN |
| 27.2.10 17:01 |
| Hmmm, Nationwide race or gold medal curling.... hey, wait, I have no life |
| 27.2.10 16:49 |
| I wonder which channel I'll need to DVR if the Nationwide race runs tonight - surely they wouldn't pre-empt college hoops |
| 26.2.10 14:11 | | I must admit I don't have an answer. I don't mind where I'm at right now. Said "I'd rather be a game show host...or a weather man" |
| 26.2.10 14:10 | | Coworker: "Assuming some semblance of realism, what would your idealistic job be for a technology company?" |
| 26.2.10 14:01 |
 | I'm having a second cup of coffee - so if I drop dead later, you'll know why |
| 26.2.10 13:51 |
 | I'm starting to suspect tonight's show won't be live! http://tweetphoto.com/12596279 |
| 26.2.10 11:45 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEACH PASSION |
| 25.2.10 14:00 | | I prefer to think of it as "tape delaying my laundry." |
| 25.2.10 11:34 |
| Aha! YOU'RE the guy watching these! RT : doesn't look like a lot of folks in that office today - your lonely yogurt is safe |
| 25.2.10 11:29 | | RT : oh my. http://www.seriouseats.com/2010/02/video-anthony-bourdain-as-dr-tony-on-yo-gabba-gabba-tv.html |
| 25.2.10 11:20 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLUEBERRY BLISS |
| 25.2.10 01:14 | | Slovensko! |
| 24.2.10 23:39 |
 | I await clearance sales! RT Those filet-o-fish fish are EVERYWHERE. I saw them in FYE and yesterday in Wal-Mart as well. |
| 24.2.10 18:35 |
| It's come to this (Walgreens): http://twitpic.com/155tk2 |
| 24.2.10 17:38 |
| Call me contrarian, but I was more excited about joining Twitter than joining Twitter. |
| 24.2.10 13:39 | | I can close my office door, but it doesn't stop my laptop from spontaneously applying XP Security Updates and demanding I reboot |
| 24.2.10 13:37 | | Hmmm.......soup. *I* have soup! I should eat soup! RT Closed door to office - ate Black Bean Soup - had to re-open office door |
| 24.2.10 12:21 |
 | RT : youtube yanks the original rickroll video. why cant the rec biz figure out how to monetize it? http://bit.ly/ayywNV |
| 24.2.10 10:58 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACK CHERRY BURST |
| 24.2.10 00:00 |
| I'm as shocked as you are that I correctly called the as Tom Snyder parallel: http://twitter.com/CRZ/status/9485793150 |
| 23.2.10 23:49 |
 | Also, this description doesn't seem quite right: "Tyler Black & Austin Aries meet Austin Aries and Kenny King in tag." |
| 23.2.10 23:49 |
 | Amusingly, Bryan Danielson is still prominently featured in graphic on home page: http://www.hd.net/ringofhonor.html |
| 23.2.10 22:59 | | OMG YES YES YES http://ow.ly/1aD9n RT The Best of is NOW available on DVD! Pre-Order Today & Save 10% + FREE Shipping! |
| 23.2.10 22:28 |
 | Team all the way RT : Jonny and Darko http://sbnation.com/e/1088039 |
| 23.2.10 22:13 |
| I dunno what message it sends to play your former wwe.com editor-in-chief as if he'd never heard of the Internet |
| 23.2.10 18:00 | | No, I'm NOT particularly interested in your scam-- wait...discovered by a MOM, you say? WELL then! Scam away! |
| 23.2.10 15:24 | | Men, at the urinal, do you pee really loudly or quietly? I ask because I just had a very loud pee and it was very satisfying. TWITTER |
| 23.2.10 13:57 | | The highs and lows of Twitter: I was excited to learn I had a hundredth follower, but then I found out it was |
| 23.2.10 12:28 |
| Maybe WWE can't announce Cyndi Lauper until she's off "The Celebrity Apprentice?" Surely she'll be with Wendi Richter at the HOF! |
| 23.2.10 12:03 | | Welcome to 2008 RT : Whose idea was this?! |
| 23.2.10 11:53 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: RASPBERRY AÇAà BERRY |
| 22.2.10 22:23 |
| We went back and checked just for - the official time on Jeff Hardy's reign at Extreme Rules is 3'10" |
| 22.2.10 22:19 |
| Our official time on John Cena's most recent championship reign: 3'35". The champ was here. |
| 22.2.10 22:07 | | Grammys won by: Cheech & Chong, 1; Jewel, 0 |
| 22.2.10 21:53 |
| According to an old r.s.p-w FAQ, Andre's reign was 1'45"; Yokozuna's was 2'08". You can probably get the newer ones, |
| 22.2.10 14:54 | | Also, because it was on ABC But back then local Nbc's not flooded with emails! RT : 30yrsagomiracleonicenotliveeither. |
| 22.2.10 13:09 | | Dear : I love you, spammer. Thanks for being my 97th follower. I knew all this talking about nothing would pay off! |
| 22.2.10 13:08 | | "Uh-oh. Sounds like SOMEBODY'S got a case of the MONDAYS!" - thankfully followed by quick reminder that curling is on break room TV |
| 22.2.10 13:02 | | I now suspect unfollower was a spammer I failed to block who was subsequently suspended by twitter this morning. So: much ado over nothin' |
