| 28.2.10 17:10  |  
   | Silver (gold) lining: Four San Jose  take home gold as part of Team Canada: Joe Thornton, Patrick Marleau, Dany Heatley & Dan Boyle. | 
| 28.2.10 16:58  |  
   | 2 game suspension RT  President of Basketball Operations Kahn statement regarding Al Jefferson: http://bit.ly/be9Yba  | 
| 28.2.10 16:53  |   | Ah, nuts.  Congratulations Team Canada! | 
| 28.2.10 16:44  |   | Guess we'll find out pretty soon who's better in the 4 on 4 game - boy I hope it's  | 
| 28.2.10 16:28  |   | GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL | 
| 28.2.10 15:27  |   | WOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO USA | 
| 28.2.10 15:10  |  
   | President Obama's still sneaking cigarettes out by the White House shed?  That's hilarious. http://nyti.ms/d43mFe | 
| 28.2.10 14:52  |   | Doc Emrick is really doing a fantastic job letting everyone know all these players can be seen in the NHL | 
| 28.2.10 14:40  |   | OH NO THIS GAME IS OVER  | 
| 27.2.10 21:22  |  
   | Oleksiy for 3 and now all 12  have scored in this game - of course, they're down by 26, but... | 
| 27.2.10 21:00  |  
   |  Awesome (because it's true) | 
| 27.2.10 20:53  |  
   |  Doubtful - the  game is so exciting he's... tweeting about global warming?!  That doesn't seem like part of the job | 
| 27.2.10 17:49  |   | Have you noticed?  That dude picks Vicente Padilla EVERY TIME!!   | 
| 27.2.10 17:46  |  
   | Congratulations to Team D'Houdt Humphrey carrying on the fine tradition started by MSRP Motorsports as Danny O'Quinn parks the  for 38th! | 
| 27.2.10 17:22  |   | Oh hey this is my 1000th tweet!  Don't you hate it when people mark milestones like that?  I sure do! | 
| 27.2.10 17:16  |  
   | Mark Green, that is - let's see when he parks | 
| 27.2.10 17:16  |  
   | GREEN GREEN GREEN | 
| 27.2.10 17:01  |  
   | Hmmm, Nationwide race or gold medal curling....  hey, wait, I have no life | 
| 27.2.10 16:49  |  
   | I wonder which channel I'll need to DVR if the Nationwide race runs tonight - surely they wouldn't pre-empt college hoops | 
| 26.2.10 14:11  |   | I must admit I don't have an answer.  I don't mind where I'm at right now.  Said "I'd rather be a game show host...or a weather man" | 
| 26.2.10 14:10  |   | Coworker: "Assuming some semblance of realism, what would your idealistic job be for a technology company?" | 
| 26.2.10 14:01  |  
   | I'm having a second cup of coffee - so if I drop dead later, you'll know why | 
| 26.2.10 13:51  |  
   | I'm starting to suspect tonight's show won't be live! http://tweetphoto.com/12596279 | 
| 26.2.10 11:45  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEACH PASSION | 
| 25.2.10 14:00  |   |  I prefer to think of it as "tape delaying my laundry." | 
| 25.2.10 11:34  |  
   | Aha! YOU'RE the guy watching these! RT :  doesn't look like a lot of folks in that office today - your lonely yogurt is safe | 
| 25.2.10 11:29  |   | RT : oh my. http://www.seriouseats.com/2010/02/video-anthony-bourdain-as-dr-tony-on-yo-gabba-gabba-tv.html | 
| 25.2.10 11:20  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLUEBERRY BLISS | 
| 25.2.10 01:14  |   | Slovensko! | 
| 24.2.10 23:39  |  
   | I await clearance sales! RT   Those filet-o-fish fish are EVERYWHERE. I saw them in FYE and yesterday in Wal-Mart as well. | 
| 24.2.10 18:35  |  
   | It's come to this (Walgreens): http://twitpic.com/155tk2 | 
| 24.2.10 17:38  |  
   | Call me contrarian, but I was more excited about  joining Twitter than  joining Twitter. | 
| 24.2.10 13:39  |   | I can close my office door, but it doesn't stop my laptop from spontaneously applying XP Security Updates and demanding I reboot | 
| 24.2.10 13:37  |   | Hmmm.......soup.  *I* have soup!  I should eat soup! RT  Closed door to office - ate Black Bean Soup - had to re-open office door | 
| 24.2.10 12:21  |  
   | RT : youtube yanks the original rickroll video. why cant the rec biz figure out how to monetize it? http://bit.ly/ayywNV  | 
| 24.2.10 10:58  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACK CHERRY BURST | 
| 24.2.10 00:00  |  
   | I'm as shocked as you are that I correctly called the  as Tom Snyder parallel: http://twitter.com/CRZ/status/9485793150 | 
| 23.2.10 23:49  |  
   | Also, this  description doesn't seem quite right: "Tyler Black & Austin Aries meet Austin Aries and Kenny King in tag." | 
| 23.2.10 23:49  |  
   | Amusingly, Bryan Danielson is still prominently featured in graphic on  home page: http://www.hd.net/ringofhonor.html | 
| 23.2.10 22:59  |   | OMG YES YES YES http://ow.ly/1aD9n RT  The Best of  is NOW available on DVD! Pre-Order Today & Save 10% + FREE Shipping! | 
| 23.2.10 22:28  |  
   | Team  all the way RT : Jonny and Darko http://sbnation.com/e/1088039 | 
| 23.2.10 22:13  |  
   | I dunno what message it sends to play your former wwe.com editor-in-chief as if he'd never heard of the Internet | 
| 23.2.10 18:00  |   | No, I'm NOT particularly interested in your scam-- wait...discovered by a MOM, you say?  WELL then!  Scam away! | 
| 23.2.10 15:24  |   | Men, at the urinal, do you pee really loudly or quietly?  I ask because I just had a very loud pee and it was very satisfying.  TWITTER | 
| 23.2.10 13:57  |   | The highs and lows of Twitter: I was excited to learn I had a hundredth follower, but then I found out it was  | 
| 23.2.10 12:28  |  
   | Maybe WWE can't announce Cyndi Lauper until she's off "The Celebrity Apprentice?" Surely she'll be with Wendi Richter at the HOF! | 
| 23.2.10 12:03  |   | Welcome to 2008 RT : Whose idea was this?!  | 
| 23.2.10 11:53  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: RASPBERRY AÇAà BERRY | 
| 22.2.10 22:23  |  
   | We went back and checked just for  - the official time on Jeff Hardy's reign at Extreme Rules is 3'10" | 
| 22.2.10 22:19  |  
   | Our official time on John Cena's most recent championship reign: 3'35".  The champ was here. |