| 1.3.10 13:16 |  | Or perhaps "Bee Movie" is the "The Marriage Ref" of animated films... |
| 1.3.10 13:15 | | So would you say that "The Marriage Ref" is the "Bee Movie" of reality TV? (Seinfeld, zillions of ads on NBC, I saw neither...) |
| 1.3.10 09:42 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BOYSENBERRY (fruit on the bottom) |
| 1.3.10 01:14 |
 | Oh, sorry - I switched to the DVR (Shelby American 400) and totally missed that the Closing Ceremonies continued. (Boring race BTW) |
| 28.2.10 17:50 | | Go figure - mentioning "whiter teeth" instantly gets you new, spammy followers. DISCOVERED BY A MOM |
| 28.2.10 17:45 | | Unfollow everyone who's promised to share the secret to whiter teeth (discovered by a mom) or subprime mortgages? |
| 28.2.10 17:10 |
 | Silver (gold) lining: Four San Jose take home gold as part of Team Canada: Joe Thornton, Patrick Marleau, Dany Heatley & Dan Boyle. |
| 28.2.10 16:58 |
 | 2 game suspension RT President of Basketball Operations Kahn statement regarding Al Jefferson: http://bit.ly/be9Yba |
| 28.2.10 16:53 | | Ah, nuts. Congratulations Team Canada! |
| 28.2.10 16:44 | | Guess we'll find out pretty soon who's better in the 4 on 4 game - boy I hope it's |
| 28.2.10 16:28 | | GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL |
| 28.2.10 15:27 | | WOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO USA |
| 28.2.10 15:10 |
 | President Obama's still sneaking cigarettes out by the White House shed? That's hilarious. http://nyti.ms/d43mFe |
| 28.2.10 14:52 | | Doc Emrick is really doing a fantastic job letting everyone know all these players can be seen in the NHL |
| 28.2.10 14:40 | | OH NO THIS GAME IS OVER |
| 27.2.10 21:22 |
| Oleksiy for 3 and now all 12 have scored in this game - of course, they're down by 26, but... |
| 27.2.10 21:00 |
| Awesome (because it's true) |
| 27.2.10 20:53 |
| Doubtful - the game is so exciting he's... tweeting about global warming?! That doesn't seem like part of the job |
| 27.2.10 17:49 | | Have you noticed? That dude picks Vicente Padilla EVERY TIME!! |
| 27.2.10 17:46 |
| Congratulations to Team D'Houdt Humphrey carrying on the fine tradition started by MSRP Motorsports as Danny O'Quinn parks the for 38th! |
| 27.2.10 17:22 | | Oh hey this is my 1000th tweet! Don't you hate it when people mark milestones like that? I sure do! |
| 27.2.10 17:16 |
| Mark Green, that is - let's see when he parks |
| 27.2.10 17:16 |
| GREEN GREEN GREEN |
| 27.2.10 17:01 |
| Hmmm, Nationwide race or gold medal curling.... hey, wait, I have no life |
| 27.2.10 16:49 |
| I wonder which channel I'll need to DVR if the Nationwide race runs tonight - surely they wouldn't pre-empt college hoops |
| 26.2.10 14:11 | | I must admit I don't have an answer. I don't mind where I'm at right now. Said "I'd rather be a game show host...or a weather man" |
| 26.2.10 14:10 | | Coworker: "Assuming some semblance of realism, what would your idealistic job be for a technology company?" |
| 26.2.10 14:01 |
 | I'm having a second cup of coffee - so if I drop dead later, you'll know why |
| 26.2.10 13:51 |
 | I'm starting to suspect tonight's show won't be live! http://tweetphoto.com/12596279 |
| 26.2.10 11:45 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEACH PASSION |
| 25.2.10 14:00 | | I prefer to think of it as "tape delaying my laundry." |
| 25.2.10 11:34 |
| Aha! YOU'RE the guy watching these! RT : doesn't look like a lot of folks in that office today - your lonely yogurt is safe |
| 25.2.10 11:29 | | RT : oh my. http://www.seriouseats.com/2010/02/video-anthony-bourdain-as-dr-tony-on-yo-gabba-gabba-tv.html |
| 25.2.10 11:20 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLUEBERRY BLISS |
| 25.2.10 01:14 | | Slovensko! |
| 24.2.10 23:39 |
 | I await clearance sales! RT Those filet-o-fish fish are EVERYWHERE. I saw them in FYE and yesterday in Wal-Mart as well. |
| 24.2.10 18:35 |
| It's come to this (Walgreens): http://twitpic.com/155tk2 |
| 24.2.10 17:38 |
| Call me contrarian, but I was more excited about joining Twitter than joining Twitter. |
| 24.2.10 13:39 | | I can close my office door, but it doesn't stop my laptop from spontaneously applying XP Security Updates and demanding I reboot |
| 24.2.10 13:37 | | Hmmm.......soup. *I* have soup! I should eat soup! RT Closed door to office - ate Black Bean Soup - had to re-open office door |
| 24.2.10 12:21 |
 | RT : youtube yanks the original rickroll video. why cant the rec biz figure out how to monetize it? http://bit.ly/ayywNV |
| 24.2.10 10:58 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACK CHERRY BURST |
| 24.2.10 00:00 |
| I'm as shocked as you are that I correctly called the as Tom Snyder parallel: http://twitter.com/CRZ/status/9485793150 |
| 23.2.10 23:49 |
 | Also, this description doesn't seem quite right: "Tyler Black & Austin Aries meet Austin Aries and Kenny King in tag." |
| 23.2.10 23:49 |
 | Amusingly, Bryan Danielson is still prominently featured in graphic on home page: http://www.hd.net/ringofhonor.html |
| 23.2.10 22:59 | | OMG YES YES YES http://ow.ly/1aD9n RT The Best of is NOW available on DVD! Pre-Order Today & Save 10% + FREE Shipping! |
| 23.2.10 22:28 |
 | Team all the way RT : Jonny and Darko http://sbnation.com/e/1088039 |
| 23.2.10 22:13 |
| I dunno what message it sends to play your former wwe.com editor-in-chief as if he'd never heard of the Internet |
| 23.2.10 18:00 | | No, I'm NOT particularly interested in your scam-- wait...discovered by a MOM, you say? WELL then! Scam away! |
| 23.2.10 15:24 | | Men, at the urinal, do you pee really loudly or quietly? I ask because I just had a very loud pee and it was very satisfying. TWITTER |
