| 3.3.10 18:21  |   | . I have no idea why you're following me, but thanks!  (I suspect it was simply the right tweet at the right time) | 
| 3.3.10 18:16  |   | . Hey!  You're unlocked!  Tell us a story/excuse | 
| 3.3.10 18:11  |  
   | HTML ENTITY OF THE DAY: ‽ INTERROBANG ( / x203D)  | 
| 3.3.10 17:56  |  
   | The Wayzata 500? RT : Move over Vikings: Wayzata developers seek motosports facility based on Daytona Speedway http://bring.mn/1Yg | 
| 3.3.10 17:23  |   | Missing word, I think RT : Steve Barnes made a joke about them worrying no one would show up because bloggers don't the house. | 
| 3.3.10 16:30  |   | I hear that on this week's "The Office," Pam doesn't give birth until after "The Marriage Ref" and your late local news (pass it on) | 
| 3.3.10 16:27  |   | You are neither a stranger nor a spammer, so no RT :  Does this mean you think that I possibly might be Dick the Bruiser? | 
| 3.3.10 15:58  |   | . OMG!  Are you really ?  Or just some Twitter spam follower using her photo?  I MUST KNOW WRITE BACK | 
| 3.3.10 15:51  |  
   |  I buried "Southland" in a DVD post back in January - http://CRZ.us/39935 - so, really, everybody knew but you | 
| 3.3.10 11:44  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLUEBERRY PIE (thick & creamy) | 
| 2.3.10 12:33  |   | It's weird - when 10 minutes go by and there are no new tweets, I now refresh the page thinking something's wrong with the network | 
| 2.3.10 09:55  |   | RT : Shoreview City Council sentences nuisance wild turkeys to the dinner plate http://bring.mn/1WB (via ) | 
| 2.3.10 09:48  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: RED VELVET CAKE | 
| 2.3.10 01:44  |  
   | RT : http://the-w.com/t/40295 Fantastic news - Shout! Factory to release "Max Headroom: The Complete Series" on DVD 8/13 | 
| 2.3.10 00:36  |  
   | 348 words about Wrestlicious  - it sure as hell ain't WOW - http://CRZ.us/430071 (scroll up for embedded episode, pain lover) | 
| 1.3.10 22:41  |   | Atta boy, Jay - you take Cheerios DOWN | 
| 1.3.10 22:00  |  
   | It must be an in-joke that they haven't correctly said "ShoMiz" a single time since - ah, Cole just got the headset correction  | 
| 1.3.10 21:38  |  
   | Q: Most ladies' wrestling Monday -  v.  on ?  Pajama pillow fight?  debut?  A: PUSH | 
| 1.3.10 15:39  |  
   | Sheesh, why now? RT : The Minnesota Timberwolves today announced the team has waived center Mark Blount  | 
| 1.3.10 15:38  |   |  Goldfinger.  End of discussion.  (Me, I thought "Licence to Kill" was underexposed and underappreciated) | 
| 1.3.10 13:16  |   | Or perhaps "Bee Movie" is the "The Marriage Ref" of animated films... | 
| 1.3.10 13:15  |   | So would you say that "The Marriage Ref" is the "Bee Movie" of reality TV?  (Seinfeld, zillions of ads on NBC, I saw neither...) | 
| 1.3.10 09:42  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BOYSENBERRY (fruit on the bottom) | 
| 1.3.10 01:14  |  
   | Oh, sorry - I switched to the DVR (Shelby American 400) and totally missed that the Closing Ceremonies continued.  (Boring race BTW) | 
| 28.2.10 17:50  |   | Go figure - mentioning "whiter teeth" instantly gets you new, spammy followers.  DISCOVERED BY A MOM | 
| 28.2.10 17:45  |   |  Unfollow everyone who's promised to share the secret to whiter teeth (discovered by a mom) or subprime mortgages? | 
| 28.2.10 17:10  |  
   | Silver (gold) lining: Four San Jose  take home gold as part of Team Canada: Joe Thornton, Patrick Marleau, Dany Heatley & Dan Boyle. | 
| 28.2.10 16:58  |  
   | 2 game suspension RT  President of Basketball Operations Kahn statement regarding Al Jefferson: http://bit.ly/be9Yba  | 
| 28.2.10 16:53  |   | Ah, nuts.  Congratulations Team Canada! | 
| 28.2.10 16:44  |   | Guess we'll find out pretty soon who's better in the 4 on 4 game - boy I hope it's  | 
| 28.2.10 16:28  |   | GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL | 
| 28.2.10 15:27  |   | WOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO USA | 
| 28.2.10 15:10  |  
   | President Obama's still sneaking cigarettes out by the White House shed?  That's hilarious. http://nyti.ms/d43mFe | 
| 28.2.10 14:52  |   | Doc Emrick is really doing a fantastic job letting everyone know all these players can be seen in the NHL | 
| 28.2.10 14:40  |   | OH NO THIS GAME IS OVER  | 
| 27.2.10 21:22  |  
   | Oleksiy for 3 and now all 12  have scored in this game - of course, they're down by 26, but... | 
| 27.2.10 21:00  |  
   |  Awesome (because it's true) | 
| 27.2.10 20:53  |  
   |  Doubtful - the  game is so exciting he's... tweeting about global warming?!  That doesn't seem like part of the job | 
| 27.2.10 17:49  |   | Have you noticed?  That dude picks Vicente Padilla EVERY TIME!!   | 
| 27.2.10 17:46  |  
   | Congratulations to Team D'Houdt Humphrey carrying on the fine tradition started by MSRP Motorsports as Danny O'Quinn parks the  for 38th! | 
| 27.2.10 17:22  |   | Oh hey this is my 1000th tweet!  Don't you hate it when people mark milestones like that?  I sure do! | 
| 27.2.10 17:16  |  
   | Mark Green, that is - let's see when he parks | 
| 27.2.10 17:16  |  
   | GREEN GREEN GREEN | 
| 27.2.10 17:01  |  
   | Hmmm, Nationwide race or gold medal curling....  hey, wait, I have no life | 
| 27.2.10 16:49  |  
   | I wonder which channel I'll need to DVR if the Nationwide race runs tonight - surely they wouldn't pre-empt college hoops | 
| 26.2.10 14:11  |   | I must admit I don't have an answer.  I don't mind where I'm at right now.  Said "I'd rather be a game show host...or a weather man" | 
| 26.2.10 14:10  |   | Coworker: "Assuming some semblance of realism, what would your idealistic job be for a technology company?" | 
| 26.2.10 14:01  |  
   | I'm having a second cup of coffee - so if I drop dead later, you'll know why | 
| 26.2.10 13:51  |  
   | I'm starting to suspect tonight's show won't be live! http://tweetphoto.com/12596279 | 
| 26.2.10 11:45  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEACH PASSION |