| 10.3.10 18:36  |  
   | The Mayor is IN - GO  (@ Target Center w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/fnesM | 
| 10.3.10 17:25  |  
   |  Are you watching my Qik masterpieces too?  (Doubtful) | 
| 10.3.10 17:01  |  
   | If you're , come say hi to The Mayor (according to Foursquare) I'll be the loud guy way up in 218 next to an embarrassed wife | 
| 10.3.10 16:59  |  
   | Should be a long Wednesday and Friday for  as the only active center on the  roster this week - equally long for fans? | 
| 10.3.10 16:57  |  
   | I rescind my "minutes for Ryan" prediction RT  The NBA has suspended Hollins 2 games for his altercations MON night  | 
| 10.3.10 11:51  |  
   | Surely he and Sasha will take the floor together some time tonight  RT  the nightmare is over....no more hollins  | 
| 10.3.10 11:43  |  
   | I feel it necessary to note that  and  (whom I both follow) have awfully similar "throne/white background" photos | 
| 10.3.10 11:35  |   | Congratulations to follower , , easily the most bizarre probably-robo-spammer I've ever had follow me | 
| 10.3.10 11:32  |   | TT on Google Maps' cycling paths affirms my suspicion that a lot of recumbent bikers also tweet (hopefully not simultaneously) | 
| 10.3.10 11:15  |  
   | No, I DON'T have any opinion on Monday's pro wrestling shows!  Now SHUT UP and let me tell you about this YOGURT I had this morning | 
| 10.3.10 10:59  |   | I KNOW that Lady Gaga's "Just Dance" and Ke$ha's "TiK ToK" aren't the same song...but I can't stop THINKING it.  (I'm old.) | 
| 10.3.10 10:35  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: MAPLE VANILLA (organic) | 
| 10.3.10 00:04  |   | Most unexpected/awesome late-80s reference of the day: RT : I wish I could freeze time like that girl in "Out of This World." | 
| 9.3.10 20:16  |   | I haven't watched  since the Oscars - not coincidentally, I haven't experienced glitchy Comcast digital cable signal since Oscars  | 
| 9.3.10 16:57  |  
   |  http://twitpic.com/17lx53 - You may be on to something...I don't think your cuticle should be that colour. | 
| 9.3.10 15:48  |  
   | A sure sign of spring approaching Minnesota today - it may rain enough to make my car look yellow instead of black | 
| 9.3.10 15:47  |  
   | RT : Tell your friends to follow . Still kind of a new Twitter account and some haven't found us yet. | 
| 9.3.10 15:12  |   | Shut up, that Lincoln is AWESOME RT  about to spend time with one of the world's most beloved Disney characters, Abraham Lincoln! | 
| 9.3.10 14:47  |  
   | I think AOL's new AIM for Android must be the cause of my sudden G1 battery drain - I'll give it one more day before I uninstall it. | 
| 9.3.10 14:41  |   | Your parade has been scheduled RT : Today I ordered: a CD, a DVD, and a Blu-ray. It's a digital media hat trick. | 
| 9.3.10 13:56  |   | Rapper who died 13 years ago fighting with toddler who died this morning for Top Twitter Trending Topic - THE NEW RACE WAR IS HERE | 
| 9.3.10 13:18  |   | RT : Republican bill invites Minnesotans to pay more taxes if they want to http://bring.mn/22v (via ) | 
| 9.3.10 12:00  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: CHERRY POMEGRANATE | 
| 8.3.10 13:40  |  
   | . Wait.  If what you say is true, that makes me, like, the Al Franken of the IWC - I don't know how I feel about that | 
| 8.3.10 13:39  |  
   | RT :  Everyone is too busy listening to themselves rather than the premier retired wrestling recapper of our generation & the next | 
| 8.3.10 13:31  |  
   | BESIDES... Nobody's pining for my opinion on pro wrestling in 2010, as far as I know.  (I know, I know - I'm as shocked as you are.) | 
| 8.3.10 13:30  |   | It's not like I was watching TNA iMPACT! before, so it's kind of a no-brainer deciding to DVR the two shows we actually WATCH. | 
| 8.3.10 13:27  |  
   | When we get home, we'll probably watch "24" first.  In fact, due to DVR restrictions, we'll only have 24 and RAW tonight. | 
| 8.3.10 13:26  |  
   | I know it sounds strange, but I am postponing the New Monday Night Wars? for allegedly "real" sporting event Mavericks @  | 
| 8.3.10 13:22  |   | If you think that last tweet was directed at you......well.... | 
| 8.3.10 13:22  |   | Reading your Oscar tweets the morning after is WAY more painful than watching the Oscars was...even with Comcast's crap signal all night | 
| 8.3.10 11:10  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: MOUNTAIN BLUEBERRY | 
| 7.3.10 22:10  |   | RT : The mystery of Zach's beard revealed.  http://bit.ly/bfNgsT | 
| 7.3.10 21:49  |   | Quickest way to compile a list of Comcast's 612 customers is to see who's tweeting about digital cable problems RIGHT NOW  | 
| 7.3.10 21:29  |   | I'm relieved that other  Minneapolis customers are compelled to tweet about digital cable trouble trying to watch the  | 
| 6.3.10 23:15  |   | OK, you've talked me into it - we'll tape delay the rest of  for the  main event | 
| 6.3.10 23:12  |  
   | So we bought our 2010-11  season tickets tonight - a pretty nice upgrade from this season!  Later, I will wonder WHYYYY | 
| 5.3.10 22:07  |  
   | Great party. http://twitpic.com/16v9wt | 
| 5.3.10 20:30  |  
   | I just became the mayor of Walgreens - Rosedale Square on ! http://4sq.com/9Uegj1 | 
| 5.3.10 17:50  |   | ♫ Throw me into the soft moss / Drive me into the highlands ♫ | 
| 5.3.10 15:39  |   | http://tweetphoto.com/13359171   How depressing to see these credit card scammers go mainstream | 
| 5.3.10 14:46  |   | I have the STRANGEST feeling that my latest follower  may be involved with link spam! | 
| 5.3.10 13:52  |   | Now, office leftovers that may happen to include meat are exempted from the "No meat on Fridays during Lent" rule, right? | 
| 5.3.10 11:48  |   | Concur with the hashtag (a few hours later)  | 
| 5.3.10 11:44  |  
   | RT : 2 months ago, I was so excited about the Monday Night War. Until I saw 's product under Hogan. Now I dread the Monday Night War.  | 
| 5.3.10 11:41  |   | Nothing to add but :( and RIP RT : Our friend WCCO-TV reporter Darcy Pohland died in her sleep last night. http://bit.ly/dsB8aQ | 
| 5.3.10 11:39  |  
   | RT : Winter Parking Restrictions have ended. Normal parking rules apply again. Follow all posted signs. http://bit.ly/9Uy6db | 
| 5.3.10 11:34  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: TOASTED COCONUT VANILLA | 
| 4.3.10 18:40  |   | GOOOOOOOOOAL | 
| 4.3.10 18:38  |   | Wow, Versus is simulcasting the MSG feed of the  game!  This must have been a last-minute decision |