| 7.5.10 15:33 |  | Why don't you tweet like that? RT : http://nyti.ms/cUk7Ul :-/ |
| 7.5.10 13:40 | | Time to outlaw water bottles once and for all, am I right? And coolers. Especially SUSPICIOUS coolers |
| 7.5.10 12:54 |
 | RT : Failed Terrorists have just become the Mayors of Time Square on 4square |
| 7.5.10 11:02 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BOSTON CREAM PIE |
| 6.5.10 23:40 | | Oooh! I've only ever had the salt ones. Oh, and the peppery ones. Kim's brother likes to buy them on his Chicago trips. |
| 6.5.10 21:55 | | Make more! RT : I ate the last of the bacon chocolate. :( Now I has a sad. |
| 6.5.10 21:55 |
 | Nope, I lived and worked in Silicon Valley right up until the last time the Sharks made it out of the first round |
| 6.5.10 21:18 |
| Woof, woof, wotta dog. Let's get 'em Saturday at the TANK! |
| 6.5.10 19:10 |
| Hey so how much are the winning by tonight? Oh........oh. Not so much. (At the moment. Stay optimistic!) |
| 6.5.10 18:54 |
| DAMN YOU, SMELLFUNGUS RT : I just ousted as the mayor of Walgreens - Rosedale Square on ! http://4sq.com/9Uegj1 |
| 6.5.10 16:45 | | If writers are liars, and you say you are a writer, aren't you lying about being a writer, and therefore NOT a writer? |
| 6.5.10 15:58 |
 | Why aren't *I* eating Doritos and watching Team America? RT : On my bunk in the Tour Bus... Me happy. http://twitpic.com/1llcrp |
| 6.5.10 13:47 |
 | Ah, man - stupid Greece cancelling out Symantec's great quarterly report. It's always SOMETHING, isn't it. |
| 6.5.10 12:41 |
 | Quick reminder: I was a Libertarian long before it was cool to be a libertarian. |
| 6.5.10 09:40 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE TURNOVER |
| 5.5.10 11:59 |
 | Let me just say that if it really DOES snow on Friday, it's going to seriously mess with my lawn care schedule. |
| 5.5.10 11:51 | | Hey so I read that starts at the Lagoon on 6/4. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME |
| 5.5.10 11:33 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: RASPBERRY (fruit on the bottom) |
| 4.5.10 22:33 | | Oh, so many times have I seen headlines just like RT : Man accused of drunk driving, stabbing 29 pigs http://bring.mn/2Yp |
| 4.5.10 21:40 |
| OH MY GOD SHAAAAAAAAAAAARKS |
| 4.5.10 16:32 |
 | Ah, FRM Twitterer toiling in anonymity, you're all right. Now re-re-# your front page RT : Let's go with "thorough." ;) |
| 4.5.10 15:09 | | I feel like it might be 's birthday...something about his tweets today giving me that impression - perhaps I should say something |
| 4.5.10 14:16 |
| I don't know who to make more fun of: the credit card scam co that's propping up Conway, or the fact that he's locked up ROTY |
| 4.5.10 14:11 |
 | Hilarious - yet also sad - press release mentions "the No. 37/38 Taco Bell Ford" of http://bit.ly/dA9AwO |
| 4.5.10 13:04 |
 | OMG EVERYBODY BT TOOK ANOTHER PICTURE OF SOME CLOUDS EPIC FTW CAPITAL LETTERS RT : Happy Tuesday : http://twitpic.com/1l06g2 |
| 4.5.10 12:55 | | Provisional follower is probably a hilarious person but I just can't follow them back (no tweeting helps) |
| 4.5.10 11:04 | | RT : RT 4AD_Official Micromix 26: http://bit.ly/aoCfep (<—A nice MICRO-MIX indeed! xo xo THANK YOU! xo xo) |
| 4.5.10 10:31 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BOYSENBERRY (fruit on the bottom) |
| 3.5.10 21:54 |
 | C'mon crew, won entrance music 3 episodes of ago - why didn't you play it? I mean, it DOES exist, right? |
| 3.5.10 15:54 | | RT : http://freemusicarchive.org now hosts 20,000+ mp3s, curated by & more |
| 3.5.10 15:08 |
| By making "pizza's" possessive, are they cleverly comparing boxes to boxes? RT : Talk about going negative. http://twitpic.com/1kq40r |
| 3.5.10 15:05 | | YFD: You FUCKIN' dummy |
| 3.5.10 14:49 | | Just append "YFD" to everything you say RT : I propose /8^) - other ideas? Anyone? There needs to be a sarcasm symbol |
| 3.5.10 14:43 |
 | I know will concur RT : NOOOOOOOOOOOO RT Doves Announce Two Year Recording Hiatus http://bit.ly/cnLqrK |
| 3.5.10 14:08 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BANANA |
| 2.5.10 23:15 |
 | Hey, if enough people remark about Boondocks & co. booting Bieber out of the Twitter trends....Bieber will re-trend! D'oh? |
| 2.5.10 23:09 |
| "Aqua Unit Patrol Squad" is funny! But probably won't trend on Twitter like all those "Boondocks" topics have |
| 2.5.10 22:18 | | It never hurts to add a friendly reminder! |
| 2.5.10 21:54 | | . If I interpret your tweet correctly, I hope Dollie isn't whining as much as the average Wings fan is here on Twitter :) |
| 2.5.10 21:31 |
| GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL 4-3 ! ! ! !! ! ! |
| 2.5.10 21:13 |
| Man, they better score on a 5-on-3 for 1:20 GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL (3-3) |
| 2.5.10 19:30 |
| PAVELSKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII |
| 2.5.10 19:27 |
| GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL |
| 2.5.10 19:13 |
| Symantec along the red line! |
| 2.5.10 18:37 |
| It's funny reading tweets from "60 Minutes" n00bs who clearly have never seen it before tonight (and probably won't again) |
| 1.5.10 22:22 | | . What a coincidence! I had Baconnaise on my tater tots tonight! |
| 1.5.10 21:20 |
| So many good sporting events on... and yet I'm still watching NASCAR |
| 1.5.10 19:39 | | Oh, please...give the president a break; there's going to be the same amount of oil spilled whether he's at the WHCD or not |
| 1.5.10 16:46 | | Kentucky Derby Post time is in 38 minutes - can I get the lawns mowed in time if I start RIGHT NOW? |
| 1.5.10 16:07 | | Paddy O'Prado currently at 11-1! http://bit.ly/aYn1qa RT Macalester has money riding on Derby horse http://bring.mn/2Vx |
