| 26.6.10 22:46 | 
 | Holy crap dude |
| 26.6.10 17:44 | | RT : I always suspected Tinieblas Jr. had evil plans for world domination. Thank you for confirming, MTV2! |
| 26.6.10 16:04 | | ?Let's go Mexico! |
| 26.6.10 16:02 | | RT : Alright soccer...see you again in four years. |
| 26.6.10 13:35 | | Well then. |
| 25.6.10 21:25 | | Believe me, totalling a car via flash flood is a mistake I only intend on making once in my lifetime! |
| 25.6.10 21:24 | | I forgot to tell you Highway 280 was flooded, didn't I? Well...it may still be flooded, so I'll tell you now. DON'T GO THAT WAY. |
| 25.6.10 19:18 | | Hmm....I believe I now regret staying late at work. Tornado sirens will do that to you. (Fortunately I'm on the "right" side of the county) |
| 25.6.10 18:34 | | I wish WeatherBug would stop FREAKING OUT every couple of minutes |
| 25.6.10 18:05 | | I think I will stay even later at work! Or at least see if this rain moves along first |
| 25.6.10 12:36 | | Coming to eBay :) RT : I have the first copy of vinyl!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! http://yfrog.com/9hjuhj |
| 25.6.10 12:35 |
 | You mean Ice-T RT : will be fun to say Wesley Johnson like ice cube says 'silllky jaaaahnston' on chappelle |
| 25.6.10 12:17 | | They have this thing called the Internet now. You can watch TV on it. http://bit.ly/btuGxE (ABC.go.com) |
| 25.6.10 11:57 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: MANGO |
| 24.6.10 21:30 |
| RT : RT Twolves what's good!! |
| 24.6.10 18:18 | | Resisted the urge to heckle while he was doing a standup outside Target Center |
| 24.6.10 14:49 |
| So do I have to call it "Draft Live 2010 presented by Adidas" at the door or they won't let me into the party? :) |
| 24.6.10 14:00 | | RT : Listen to "la narraci?n" from Andr?s Cantor when Landon Donovan got that 90'+1 goal: http://bit.ly/cUwOX8 (vi ... |
| 24.6.10 11:18 | | Yup. I think that and pear are tied for my all-time top Yoplait likin' it kind |
| 24.6.10 11:14 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE TURNOVER |
| 23.6.10 22:12 |
 | I thought maybe the new GM had emailed me...but it turned out that iTunes had just finished ripping a CD |
| 23.6.10 20:31 | | Dear couple behind me at Rainbow: sorry I stole your cucumber. I thought it was mine, but when I got home I had an extra. IOU 79?. ?,CRZ |
| 23.6.10 16:51 |
 | I didn't do it, I promise RT : CRZ graf at a bar in Philadelphia. http://twitpic.com/1zaiir |
| 23.6.10 13:05 | | RT : "Tennis's equivalent of Waiting For Godot" RT This live blog of Isner-Mahut is hysterical: http://bit.ly/9dp4ww |
| 23.6.10 11:42 |
| Qik edited out today's flavor, so if you didn't click on the video to find out, I'll tell you now it was CHERRY POMEGRANATE |
| 23.6.10 10:04 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: |
| 22.6.10 22:03 |
| World Wrestling Entertainment: screwing over the Pacific time zone and parts of Alaska and Hawaii since 1993 |
| 22.6.10 22:01 |
| Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the HEAT MACHINE! |
| 22.6.10 21:58 |
| . Actually, Ashley Valence and ring announcer Jamie Keyes are two different people. But you can hate them as one. |
| 22.6.10 21:05 |
| Sorry, Ashley Valence - if that is your REAL name - but I already hate you. |
| 22.6.10 14:50 |
| RT : ESPN reports will trade No. 16 to Grizz for Nos. 25 and 28. Does that make sense to own 23, 25, 28, unless ... |
| 22.6.10 13:27 | | It'll have to include "Forrest Gump" - that man drank a lot of Dr Pepper in it |
| 22.6.10 13:15 | | Somebody say Kool-AID RT : If You Think I'm Cool, You're right... |
| 22.6.10 13:05 | | Ahahahaha now you know where I got all that HORSE. POWER. :) [I'm still feeling that "SWOON!"] |
| 22.6.10 12:46 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLUEBERRY AÇAà |
| 21.6.10 23:35 | | Truer words were never (unintentionally) tweeted RT : Much better pre-gimmick change: ...#rspw |
| 21.6.10 22:08 | | RT : Retweet this & will donate $10 to 's Gulf Telethon up to $100K. More at http://bit.ly/howtodonate. |
| 21.6.10 21:35 | | ...which we didn't actually have, by the way. But please, don't feel like you're not free to check! |
| 21.6.10 21:32 |
 | Like to thank 868 lonely people over 24 hrs who ended up because they NEEDED a screencap of... shadow on 's inner thigh |
| 21.6.10 17:13 | | RT : T-Wolves turn down Pacers offer of the 10th pick for PG Jonny Flynn. |
| 21.6.10 16:32 | | Hey! Kim and I were THERE! VIPs, even. But I didn't see you. OR...we walked right by you and didn't know it was you. :) |
| 21.6.10 12:31 | | Sunburned. |
| 21.6.10 10:57 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEAR |
| 19.6.10 23:56 | | I thought that was a Blue HAWAIIAN RT : Blue HeavenIngredients:1 oz Rum1 oz Blue Caracao1 oz Coconut Creme2 oz Pineapple Juice |
| 19.6.10 22:33 | | Bruce Buffer is kind of a loser. |
| 19.6.10 18:31 |
| FORTUNE OF THE DAY http://twitpic.com/1y9fut |
| 18.6.10 22:26 | | RT : FIFA may red-card ref that jobbed USA. Could be out of Cup. As much an admission we'll get FIFA thinks he screwed up: http ... |
| 18.6.10 19:51 | | Hey! My first 985 tweets came back! Thanks, ! |
| 18.6.10 17:30 | | I just became the mayor of Spire Credit Union on ! http://4sq.com/cwzrAy |
| 18.6.10 17:21 | | I just ousted as the mayor of SuperAmerica - Prospect Park on ! http://4sq.com/aUI9Xh |
