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9.8.10 22:01 
@thecubsfan Ah. Yes. JinxyouowemeaSlurpee
9.8.10 21:56 
Upon further review, the Rey Mysterio @Slurpee at that @7Eleven only selling Barq's isn't red...it just has a red lid. #RAWadbreaks
9.8.10 21:45 
Y'know, the ARCO Arena isn't all that big - there's only a finite number of hallways and I think we've seen ALL of them on tonight's #RAW
9.8.10 21:41 @thecubsfan You were wise not to hang around for Tamina. But quick, don't miss this 1991 SummerSlam highlight!!
9.8.10 21:40 Of course, in 1994 "SummerSlam Spectacular" meant "two hours of better than squash level WWF wrestling:" http://bit.ly/ayvLce (CRZ.net)
9.8.10 21:36 
Thank you #RAW for perhaps the least attractive swimsuits in the history of professional wrestling--err, sports entertainment
9.8.10 21:28 RT @grumpymartian: Amazing! "Captured: America in Color from 1939-1943" http://extras.denverpost.com/archive/captured.asp
9.8.10 21:24 
If @ericwareheim didn't edit those "Piranha 3D" ads, I hope he's at least getting some royalties somehow #RAWadbreaks @Piranha3D
9.8.10 21:23 
So that 7-Eleven only sells Barq's in every slot....yet the dude's Rey Mysterio Slurpee is RED. What's up with that? #RAWadbreaks
9.8.10 18:49 Hooray! It's down to 90 (heat index 96)!
9.8.10 16:52 
Yep, they switched again. http://whichcarisdavidgillilandinthisweek.info/ http://whichcaristraviskvapilinthisweek.info/
9.8.10 12:54 Interesting...one of the two bills I accidentally mailed without a stamp was delivered and they deposited the check (larger one of course)
9.8.10 12:47 @dhm Technically, an unredeemed scratcher is not proof.
9.8.10 12:19 It's already hot enough; please spare me your hot air about the environment and how air conditioning is evil. Also, move to Texas.
9.8.10 11:18 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEACHES 'N CREAM (thick & creamy)
8.8.10 14:03 Oh, Smoke. How COULD you?
8.8.10 14:00 Does AB REALLY believe anyone watching this telecast is "new to NASCAR" and needs the Chase explained to them? #checktheratings
8.8.10 13:05 As @BackoftheHead said, TNA attempted to recreate ECW, but unfortunately they've only managed to recreate ECW December to Dismember @Lagana
8.8.10 12:51 Watching McDonald's ad for ... frapp?s. Do they still serve hamburgers there?
8.8.10 12:40 RT @SteveKrak: Kanye West's Twitter feed is like what would happen if @TheOnion ran @KanyeWest's Twitter feed.
7.8.10 12:48 
I'm now a @Grooveshark VIP. http://vip.grooveshark.com #gsvip
6.8.10 17:03 You don't say RT @rachelsklar: 2w
6.8.10 16:36 
Anthony Tolliver knows how to make a Timberwolves fan a Tolliver fan - THE DECISION PART DEUX: http://youtu.be/fvL5KRoXC00 #wolves
6.8.10 15:16 
Wanna see captions even less funny than any "Captionomics" contest @The_W? See @MillCreekEnt's Facebook contest at http://bit.ly/bQqtRx
6.8.10 12:28 Oh man, I got followed by a CELEBRITY today! Hello @widro!
6.8.10 11:49 (Sorry for obvious insensitivity to dudes having a soy allergy...and regularly eat soba ramen - now that's a demographic you don't wanna PO)
6.8.10 11:46 Instead of pulling that undeclared-soy-protein-included soba off the shelves, just give it to me. Last I checked, soy protein was DELICIOUS
6.8.10 11:44 OH NO! NOT SOY PRO-- wait, really? RT @sewardcoop: RECALL: KOYO Soba Ramen -- contains undeclared soy protein. More at http://s.coop/260
6.8.10 11:00 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACKBERRY HARVEST (thick & creamy)
5.8.10 21:41 Ah - THERE'S the TNA I remember never watching!
5.8.10 21:29 Ric Flair may still be the best promo ever, but I still think JBL has better delivery on "A WRESTLING GOD"
5.8.10 21:25 While watching Orlando Jordan on iMPACT!, I really wish I was thinking anything but "THIS is why Chris Kanyon killed himself?"
5.8.10 21:03 If the @TacoBell cantina taco doesn't come in de lengua, I ain't interested
5.8.10 20:56 This may be the 1st TNA iMPACT! I've watched start to finish in...like, years. Why haven't they halted this match to close up bleeding guy?
5.8.10 20:54 Latest follower @uglil registered for Twitter JUST to follow me - I'm his sole follow. Alas, he's Chilean and thinks I'm "Coraz?n Rebelde"
5.8.10 13:10 (My unfollowers were a Chilean who mistakenly thought I was CRZ La Banda and a multi-level marketer punishing me for not following him back)
5.8.10 13:08 I hereby promise in the future to tweet less about Warren G. Harding and tweet more about Warren G #regulate #gfunkera
5.8.10 13:00 I lost two followers after my observation about Warren G. Harding. (Or maybe they were spammers...who can say for sure)
5.8.10 10:57 Guys, it's only been 31,780 days since Warren G. Harding left office. (Well, technically he died...but I'm not a MONSTER)
5.8.10 09:23 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE TURNOVER
5.8.10 01:42 Who to unfollow: @Grubes69 @mikebliss36 @discreet_chaos @Lionel_richie @TW1TTERTRACKER @allencostantini @NYRFanatMSG @MinneapolisSnow
4.8.10 23:32 Actually, I thought I followed @guruzim already, but I don't. (I also thought he followed me, but he doesn't! We're so passive aggressive!)
4.8.10 23:31 Twitter says I should follow Aaron Zimmerman. Does Twitter know how often @guruzim actually TWEETS?!
4.8.10 23:10 Don't I follow enough people already? (Don't most people follow enough people already?)
4.8.10 23:08 I bet I'M never "Who to follow" (but would love to be wrong!)
4.8.10 23:08 Oh no, Twitter's changing again. Boo!
4.8.10 16:46 RT @kwatt: What's more impactful: Discontinuing Gluek beer or ending Google Wave? I think the answer is obvious.
4.8.10 15:49 Call me "biased," but @mediaite requesting columns from their readers feels a bit like Roadkill Cafe asking folks to bring in their own meat
4.8.10 12:29 Since they'll give any idiot a TV show, where do I need to get in line to pick up mine?
4.8.10 10:55 @bobpockrass Didn't we get a "reality show" glimpse with ABC show last year? As I recall, didn't do so well (but DID make me a Sauter fan)
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