| 10.8.10 16:37 |  | I can take the heat, but idiots...that's another story |
| 10.8.10 16:21 | | Current temp: 87 Current heat index: 99 Current location: absolutely indoors |
| 10.8.10 13:30 | | I wonder if this conference call on hold music is available on a CD - I'd hate to think a day may come when it's out of my life |
| 10.8.10 13:13 | | Two wrongs... RT : If you're already ironically watching "Twilight", aren't you obligated to ironically watch "Vampires Suck"? |
| 10.8.10 12:32 | | Anyone who uses "Vampires Suck" and "funny" in the same tweet probably deserves to be unfollowed by me....but I won't |
| 10.8.10 11:08 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: STRAWBERRIES 'N BANANAS |
| 9.8.10 22:01 |
 | Ah. Yes. JinxyouowemeaSlurpee |
| 9.8.10 21:56 |
 | Upon further review, the Rey Mysterio at that only selling Barq's isn't red...it just has a red lid. |
| 9.8.10 21:45 |
| Y'know, the ARCO Arena isn't all that big - there's only a finite number of hallways and I think we've seen ALL of them on tonight's |
| 9.8.10 21:41 | | You were wise not to hang around for Tamina. But quick, don't miss this 1991 SummerSlam highlight!! |
| 9.8.10 21:40 | | Of course, in 1994 "SummerSlam Spectacular" meant "two hours of better than squash level WWF wrestling:" http://bit.ly/ayvLce (CRZ.net) |
| 9.8.10 21:36 |
| Thank you for perhaps the least attractive swimsuits in the history of professional wrestling--err, sports entertainment |
| 9.8.10 21:28 | | RT : Amazing! "Captured: America in Color from 1939-1943" http://extras.denverpost.com/archive/captured.asp |
| 9.8.10 21:24 |
| If didn't edit those "Piranha 3D" ads, I hope he's at least getting some royalties somehow |
| 9.8.10 21:23 |
| So that 7-Eleven only sells Barq's in every slot....yet the dude's Rey Mysterio Slurpee is RED. What's up with that? |
| 9.8.10 18:49 | | Hooray! It's down to 90 (heat index 96)! |
| 9.8.10 16:52 |
 | Yep, they switched again. http://whichcarisdavidgillilandinthisweek.info/ http://whichcaristraviskvapilinthisweek.info/ |
| 9.8.10 12:54 | | Interesting...one of the two bills I accidentally mailed without a stamp was delivered and they deposited the check (larger one of course) |
| 9.8.10 12:47 | | Technically, an unredeemed scratcher is not proof. |
| 9.8.10 12:19 | | It's already hot enough; please spare me your hot air about the environment and how air conditioning is evil. Also, move to Texas. |
| 9.8.10 11:18 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEACHES 'N CREAM (thick & creamy) |
| 8.8.10 14:03 | | Oh, Smoke. How COULD you? |
| 8.8.10 14:00 | | Does AB REALLY believe anyone watching this telecast is "new to NASCAR" and needs the Chase explained to them? |
| 8.8.10 13:05 | | As said, TNA attempted to recreate ECW, but unfortunately they've only managed to recreate ECW December to Dismember |
| 8.8.10 12:51 | | Watching McDonald's ad for ... frapp?s. Do they still serve hamburgers there? |
| 8.8.10 12:40 | | RT : Kanye West's Twitter feed is like what would happen if ran 's Twitter feed. |
| 7.8.10 12:48 |
 | I'm now a VIP. http://vip.grooveshark.com |
| 6.8.10 17:03 | | You don't say RT : 2w |
| 6.8.10 16:36 |
 | Anthony Tolliver knows how to make a Timberwolves fan a Tolliver fan - THE DECISION PART DEUX: http://youtu.be/fvL5KRoXC00 |
| 6.8.10 15:16 |
 | Wanna see captions even less funny than any "Captionomics" contest ? See 's Facebook contest at http://bit.ly/bQqtRx |
| 6.8.10 12:28 | | Oh man, I got followed by a CELEBRITY today! Hello ! |
| 6.8.10 11:49 | | (Sorry for obvious insensitivity to dudes having a soy allergy...and regularly eat soba ramen - now that's a demographic you don't wanna PO) |
| 6.8.10 11:46 | | Instead of pulling that undeclared-soy-protein-included soba off the shelves, just give it to me. Last I checked, soy protein was DELICIOUS |
| 6.8.10 11:44 | | OH NO! NOT SOY PRO-- wait, really? RT : RECALL: KOYO Soba Ramen -- contains undeclared soy protein. More at http://s.coop/260 |
| 6.8.10 11:00 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACKBERRY HARVEST (thick & creamy) |
| 5.8.10 21:41 | | Ah - THERE'S the TNA I remember never watching! |
| 5.8.10 21:29 | | Ric Flair may still be the best promo ever, but I still think JBL has better delivery on "A WRESTLING GOD" |
| 5.8.10 21:25 | | While watching Orlando Jordan on iMPACT!, I really wish I was thinking anything but "THIS is why Chris Kanyon killed himself?" |
| 5.8.10 21:03 | | If the cantina taco doesn't come in de lengua, I ain't interested |
| 5.8.10 20:56 | | This may be the 1st TNA iMPACT! I've watched start to finish in...like, years. Why haven't they halted this match to close up bleeding guy? |
| 5.8.10 20:54 | | Latest follower registered for Twitter JUST to follow me - I'm his sole follow. Alas, he's Chilean and thinks I'm "Coraz?n Rebelde" |
| 5.8.10 13:10 | | (My unfollowers were a Chilean who mistakenly thought I was CRZ La Banda and a multi-level marketer punishing me for not following him back) |
| 5.8.10 13:08 | | I hereby promise in the future to tweet less about Warren G. Harding and tweet more about Warren G |
| 5.8.10 13:00 | | I lost two followers after my observation about Warren G. Harding. (Or maybe they were spammers...who can say for sure) |
| 5.8.10 10:57 | | Guys, it's only been 31,780 days since Warren G. Harding left office. (Well, technically he died...but I'm not a MONSTER) |
| 5.8.10 09:23 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE TURNOVER |
| 5.8.10 01:42 | | Who to unfollow: |
| 4.8.10 23:32 | | Actually, I thought I followed already, but I don't. (I also thought he followed me, but he doesn't! We're so passive aggressive!) |
| 4.8.10 23:31 | | Twitter says I should follow Aaron Zimmerman. Does Twitter know how often actually TWEETS?! |
| 4.8.10 23:10 | | Don't I follow enough people already? (Don't most people follow enough people already?) |
