| 14.9.10 22:10 | 
 | magic number is now: TWELVE |
| 14.9.10 21:44 | | Answer to Kaitlyn's knock knock joke: "KGB Who?" "(slaps forehead) VE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS" (stolen from: http://youtu.be/ImorUXUBPew) |
| 14.9.10 21:22 | | Wow, I haven't seen such contempt for an audience since...well, since the last episode of , I suppose. |
| 14.9.10 20:13 | | Well I am SHOCKED RT : FRM suing Kevin Conway, ExtenZe over portion of $5.4M Extenze sponsorship deal http://bit.ly/cK6j9a |
| 14.9.10 15:02 |
 | Is it just me, or is David Kahn's latest open letter everywhere EXCEPT timberwolves.com? |
| 14.9.10 14:16 | | Was told today that I "yield awesome power." I remain skeptical |
| 14.9.10 13:18 | | Extra slot thanks to one less women's match RT : Why is Show/Punk happening in "Night of Champions" when neither currently is? |
| 14.9.10 13:01 | | Please take a break from Twitter and hydrate. { This means YOU. } Thanks! |
| 14.9.10 10:47 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: MIXED BERRY (thick & creamy) |
| 13.9.10 21:12 | | But wasn't she Katie FICK the first night...because none of the writers knew that "Fick" was German for FUCK? |
| 13.9.10 20:55 |
 | Dear : URLs don't contain backslashes kthxbye |
| 13.9.10 20:47 |
| GET ROW-DY |
| 13.9.10 20:36 |
| Boy that GM sure has it out for Edge....you think maybe it's Gangrel? |
| 13.9.10 20:04 |
| The cage is set up! If they REALLY had some balls, they'd have NO cage matches tonight! |
| 13.9.10 19:01 | | RT : The great bird re-labeling did not exactly go according to plan today. Never work with children or animals even if th ... |
| 13.9.10 15:58 |
 | Neat! Everybody go podcast - sub @ http://tekdiff.com/ RT : http://twitpic.com/2o5r4j Mah Parsec. I has it! |
| 13.9.10 15:56 | | RT : Free campaign advice for Democrats in 2010: Run against Tim Brewster. South Dakota did, and they won. ... |
| 13.9.10 12:35 |
| Dear fans: now - NOW! - now is the time to sign the petition at www.bringbackcardinal.com |
| 13.9.10 12:35 | | Gopher football: more or less interesting than Tom Horner? (About the same? :) ) |
| 13.9.10 12:27 | | This probably means nothing but as I type this, and I have exactly the same number of followers |
| 13.9.10 12:26 | | Is it just me or have you been especially chatty/tweety recently? |
| 13.9.10 12:03 | | I like it more than the last one, not as much as earlier ones (but only listened twice - might like more after I hear more) |
| 13.9.10 11:23 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE TURNOVER |
| 12.9.10 23:13 | | Have they cancelled "Outsourced" yet? |
| 12.9.10 17:40 |
 | JENUNINZU |
| 12.9.10 17:17 |
| Eagles fans aren't booing, they're saying KUHN |
| 12.9.10 17:14 |
| Man, Joe Buck just LOVES to say "slings it." |
| 12.9.10 16:42 |
| DURIVURU |
| 12.9.10 16:38 | | RT : Frank Gore graphic comes out of Frank Gore's ass http://bit.ly/caA0G2 |
| 12.9.10 15:07 | | Oh never mind Johnson |
| 12.9.10 15:07 | | OH MY GOD JOHNSON |
| 12.9.10 14:38 | | I don't dare laugh at the and risk an early karma tipping point towards my team - besides, game ain't over yet |
| 12.9.10 02:33 | | What you talking about!? http://youtu.be/N3piv9EFZU8 |
| 11.9.10 18:39 | | Weeding - filled 4 33g bags. If I hadn't picked 132 gallons of weeds, the terrorists would have won. How many weeds have YOU pulled today? |
| 11.9.10 18:34 | | NIGHT F'N RANGER |
| 10.9.10 19:24 | | I am not immune to free stuff - just requested real copies of my stickers from ! http://bit.ly/9IGSHq |
| 10.9.10 16:41 | | I will probably never come before again - except when alphabetizes his list (thanks!) |
| 10.9.10 15:55 | | Hey Iran: YOU SUCK RT : Iran backs off promise to release hiker http://bring.mn/55Y |
| 10.9.10 15:51 | | I woulda said "acid groove" too - but I never gave up on acid house, either! |
| 10.9.10 15:11 |
| RT : fans win at Caribou! Come in wearing team gear to get 1/2 off any size drink, Saturday Sept. 11. Details at ... |
| 10.9.10 13:51 | | Everybody go visit codespotter.com RIGHT NOW and look for ME because I'M a WINNER! Thanks ! http://bit.ly/c13ITf |
| 10.9.10 11:50 | | Favourite Greg Stiemsma moment was when he was announced inactive prior to Pistons game - too early for a "retire " petition? |
| 10.9.10 11:47 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: HARVEST PEACH |
| 9.9.10 23:57 | | JUST found last Swisher Sweets grape cigarillo - in pocket in the pair of shorts I'm wearing now...& gone through washer/dryer at least once |
| 9.9.10 23:48 | | We anxiously await the rumored announcement that they're picking up the "Heroes" wrapup movie (rumoured....by me) |
| 9.9.10 23:24 | | RT : At least the stress of going undefeated was lifted off the Vikings' shoulders. |
| 9.9.10 23:02 | | Welcome to the world of the media's worst bias - their anti-West Coast bias |
| 9.9.10 22:50 | | I believe this is the first time the threatcon has reached 3 since January, 2006! Don't open any "Here you have" emails tonight |
| 9.9.10 21:58 | | Dear Al Michaels: Everyone understands the point you're attempting to make. BUT. NOBODY. CARES. |
| 9.9.10 21:54 | | Good to see Chilly's got an early jump on continuing his streak of making the worst replay challenges in the league |
