| 16.9.10 22:13  |   | So did I see that right, or did Earl Hebner count down Angle's shoulders...and then later, raise Angle's hand?   | 
| 16.9.10 22:09  |   | And now BOTH Hebners are telegraphing a bullshit finish - there you go | 
| 16.9.10 22:07  |   | Ah, Earl Hebner - a man who never met a 2 count he didn't telegraph with a hitch in his gitalong | 
| 16.9.10 22:03  |   | Well, at least this match is "spilling over into " - I take back all those mean tweets I said about you,  | 
| 16.9.10 21:47  |   | No 20 minute time limit for this  Angle/Hardy match, OK...(checks clock)...13 to the hour..., YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN | 
| 16.9.10 15:41  |   | RT : Just wrote my name in the dust on 's bus. It seems out of place amongst all the Kaitlins. | 
| 16.9.10 12:30  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BOSTON CREAM PIE | 
| 15.9.10 22:17  |  
   |  magic number is now: TEN | 
| 15.9.10 15:45  |   | RT : http://bit.ly/c9l5Uq <?OMG  must get this // why that photo made him think of me, I'll never know ;-) | 
| 15.9.10 13:32  |   | Don't expect me to get to your IE9 beta - I haven't even downloaded Chrome yet | 
| 15.9.10 13:10  |   | Is something wrong with me that I now call into conference calls five minutes early so I can hear an entire cycle of our on-hold music? | 
| 14.9.10 22:10  |  
   |  magic number is now: TWELVE | 
| 14.9.10 21:44  |   | Answer to Kaitlyn's knock knock joke: "KGB Who?" "(slaps forehead) VE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS" (stolen from: http://youtu.be/ImorUXUBPew)  | 
| 14.9.10 21:22  |   | Wow, I haven't seen such contempt for an audience since...well, since the last episode of , I suppose. | 
| 14.9.10 20:13  |   | Well I am SHOCKED RT : FRM suing Kevin Conway, ExtenZe over portion of $5.4M Extenze sponsorship deal http://bit.ly/cK6j9a | 
| 14.9.10 15:02  |  
   | Is it just me, or is David Kahn's latest open letter everywhere EXCEPT timberwolves.com?     | 
| 14.9.10 14:16  |   | Was told today that I "yield awesome power."  I remain skeptical | 
| 14.9.10 13:18  |   | Extra slot thanks to one less women's match RT : Why is Show/Punk happening in "Night of Champions" when neither currently is? | 
| 14.9.10 13:01  |   | Please take a break from Twitter and hydrate.  { This means YOU. }  Thanks! | 
| 14.9.10 10:47  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: MIXED BERRY (thick & creamy) | 
| 13.9.10 21:12  |   |  But wasn't she Katie FICK the first night...because none of the writers knew that "Fick" was German for FUCK? | 
| 13.9.10 20:55  |  
   | Dear : URLs don't contain backslashes kthxbye | 
| 13.9.10 20:47  |  
   |  GET ROW-DY | 
| 13.9.10 20:36  |  
   | Boy that  GM sure has it out for Edge....you think maybe it's Gangrel? | 
| 13.9.10 20:04  |  
   | The  cage is set up!  If they REALLY had some balls, they'd have NO cage matches tonight! | 
| 13.9.10 19:01  |   | RT : The great bird re-labeling did not exactly go according to plan today. Never work with children or animals even if th ... | 
| 13.9.10 15:58  |  
   | Neat!  Everybody go podcast - sub @ http://tekdiff.com/ RT : http://twitpic.com/2o5r4j Mah Parsec. I has it! | 
| 13.9.10 15:56  |   | RT : Free campaign advice for Democrats in 2010: Run against Tim Brewster. South Dakota did, and they won.    ... | 
| 13.9.10 12:35  |  
   | Dear  fans: now - NOW! - now is the time to sign the petition at www.bringbackcardinal.com | 
| 13.9.10 12:35  |   |  Gopher football: more or less interesting than Tom Horner?  (About the same?  :) ) | 
| 13.9.10 12:27  |   | This probably means nothing but as I type this,  and I have exactly the same number of followers | 
| 13.9.10 12:26  |   |  Is it just me or have you been especially chatty/tweety recently? | 
| 13.9.10 12:03  |   |  I like it more than the last one, not as much as earlier ones (but only listened twice - might like more after I hear more) | 
| 13.9.10 11:23  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE TURNOVER | 
| 12.9.10 23:13  |   | Have they cancelled "Outsourced" yet? | 
| 12.9.10 17:40  |  
   | JENUNINZU   | 
| 12.9.10 17:17  |  
   | Eagles fans aren't booing, they're saying KUHN  | 
| 12.9.10 17:14  |  
   | Man, Joe Buck just LOVES to say "slings it."   | 
| 12.9.10 16:42  |  
   | DURIVURU  | 
| 12.9.10 16:38  |   | RT : Frank Gore graphic comes out of Frank Gore's ass http://bit.ly/caA0G2 | 
| 12.9.10 15:07  |   | Oh never mind Johnson | 
| 12.9.10 15:07  |   | OH MY GOD JOHNSON | 
| 12.9.10 14:38  |   | I don't dare laugh at the  and risk an early karma tipping point towards my team - besides, game ain't over yet | 
| 12.9.10 02:33  |   | What you talking about!? http://youtu.be/N3piv9EFZU8 | 
| 11.9.10 18:39  |   | Weeding - filled 4 33g bags.  If I hadn't picked 132 gallons of weeds, the terrorists would have won.  How many weeds have YOU pulled today? | 
| 11.9.10 18:34  |   | NIGHT F'N RANGER  | 
| 10.9.10 19:24  |   | I am not immune to free stuff - just requested real copies of my stickers from ! http://bit.ly/9IGSHq | 
| 10.9.10 16:41  |   | I will probably never come before  again - except when  alphabetizes his  list (thanks!) | 
| 10.9.10 15:55  |   | Hey Iran: YOU SUCK RT : Iran backs off promise to release hiker http://bring.mn/55Y   | 
| 10.9.10 15:51  |   |  I woulda said "acid groove" too - but I never gave up on acid house, either! |