| 8.10.10 19:58 |  | Hey, my (provisional) 200th follower! Hola to , who will surely unfollow me as soon as she figures out I am not a Chilean band |
| 8.10.10 15:02 | | OK, I'm aware of breast cancer. Now what? |
| 8.10.10 14:24 | | Hey everyone, will now tweet "Hey everyone, GetGlue will now tweet the hottest shows every day and movies on Fridays" EVERY F'N DAY |
| 8.10.10 14:14 | | It's 83 outside! Why am I inside? |
| 8.10.10 14:02 | | Has the DMCA takedown notice been posted on today's Google doodle yet? |
| 8.10.10 01:09 | | Oh, wow, GAP changed their logo. Oh no, it's AWWWWWWWFUL http://bit.ly/9pbZAO |
| 7.10.10 23:45 | | I cut them but they grow back! I think the deal is this is my first Vimeo where I'm wearing a cap/ponytail |
| 7.10.10 23:39 | | You may represent anywhere from 33-100% of my viewership, but only you can make that decision. It's...bizarre. |
| 7.10.10 22:09 | | Somebody get the mayor some IT help! RT : ... /Users/admin/Desktop/10 6 10 EcoVillage press conference.jpg |
| 7.10.10 22:04 | | Will Abyss use the $100,000 he's sure to win to buy TNA and prevent his own firing? |
| 7.10.10 21:41 | | I understand he spells it "Taz" again now, though, so my apologies to the man they call Pete |
| 7.10.10 21:41 | | So I totally misquoted my wife, who was requoting Tazz, so pretend you didn't see that tweet I just deleted |
| 7.10.10 21:40 | | Kinda like saying Impact is better than all the other pro wrestling shows on Spike |
| 7.10.10 21:32 | | Not to be lost in all this wrestling action, another episode of snuck onto the Internet today - http://crz.us/446313 |
| 7.10.10 21:26 | | "Hey, wait! This is TNA!" |
| 7.10.10 21:20 | | "We didn't even get an entrance! You think we're winning this match? Hell, no!" |
| 7.10.10 21:08 | | Oh, come on. |
| 7.10.10 17:22 | | Thanks! You're better than Google this time :) |
| 7.10.10 12:58 | | Curse your jargon! Assuming "MMJ" isn't My Morning Jacket or Medicinal Marijuana, what is it? |
| 7.10.10 12:15 | | Few things are slower than Outlook compacting your OST. |
| 6.10.10 23:52 |
 | I try to get thanked in the about once every five years. Here's proof! http://the-w.com/p/446244 |
| 6.10.10 22:37 |
 | Hmmm...perhaps not this Thome time |
| 6.10.10 22:35 | | What time is it? THOME TIME |
| 6.10.10 15:24 |
 | SWEET RT: : Air Crunch & Chomper made it across the Atlantic to entertain the French crowd. http://yfrog.com/mkiywhj |
| 6.10.10 14:09 | | RT : Breaking news: Randy Moss Vikings jerseys are flying off the shelves at Goodwill. |
| 6.10.10 00:52 | | Fans, I'm hearing rumours that Cris Carter may return to the ' active roster! No, wait...not hearing - starting |
| 6.10.10 00:46 | | CRZ has learned* that a deal is in the works to return Randy Moss to Minnesota! *learned by reading other people's tweets |
| 5.10.10 21:58 | | All will be forgiven if you start the thread so I don't have to. |
| 5.10.10 21:44 | | Ah, that's why you get results... and I remain firmly in this tiny, tiny niche. Also, thanks for spoiling the show for me! |
| 5.10.10 21:27 | | ...followed by "Holy crap! My windshield is pretty strong!" |
| 5.10.10 21:27 | | Filed under Things I Wished I'd Made The Connection On Just SLIGHTLY Quicker: "Wow, that looks like a golf ball heading for my windshield!" |
| 5.10.10 21:21 |
 | Early highlights of online : 1) AJ wearing Kurt Angle's old cowboy hat 2) my comment pointing it out moderated off the chat |
| 5.10.10 14:42 |
 | Have you seen the new logo yet? |
| 5.10.10 11:06 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE TURNOVER |
| 3.10.10 19:34 |
| Because Justin Shaprio needs more exposure! RT : http://the-w.com/t/41886 WWE's fast decline on PPV |
| 3.10.10 14:55 |
 | Hey thanks Rodgers |
| 3.10.10 14:50 |
| Hey Rodgers! DON'T BLOW THIS! |
| 3.10.10 13:30 |
| Are the even INTERESTED in trying to win without creating all this unnecessary drama along the way? |
| 3.10.10 02:57 | | Always amusing to hear talking about pot recipes - what? |
| 1.10.10 21:07 | | I have decided! on demand it is! |
| 1.10.10 21:03 | | Yeah, my wife's not home. What gave it away? |
| 1.10.10 21:02 |
 | What a choice! rerun or football? |
| 1.10.10 17:32 | | Wow I scored your 500th tweet - let's hear it for MEEEE |
| 1.10.10 17:19 | | Dear : I understand you need somebody to read tweets on the air for a couple of hours on weekdays. How can I apply for the job? |
| 1.10.10 15:08 | | Negative. But you know, I should equivocate and waffle because nothing would surprise me at this point. |
| 1.10.10 15:07 |
 | RT : Newspaper Writes Long, Thoughtful Obituary for Crab Shack Dishwasher After Hateful Internet Comment http://www.geekosystem.com/dishwasher-obituary/ |
| 1.10.10 14:05 | | Guys only ONE HOUR LEFT TO PLUG MY AUCTION http://bit.ly/avvNWR Like you, I'm on pins and needles to learn who I'm going to follow! |
| 1.10.10 14:03 | | According to extensive research by , this is NATIONAL APPLEJACK MONTH - sounds like this'll be a fun month (followed by regret) |
| 30.9.10 18:33 |
| Perfect - let that B last thing I C before I go home: RT : Wil Wheaton Reacts to Los Angeles Double Rainbow http://www.geekosystem.com/wil-wheaton-reacts-to-los-angeles-double-rainbow/ |
| 30.9.10 18:28 | | People still read that 11 year old WCW recaps? ;-) (Thanks JMann!) |
