| 24.10.10 19:50  |  
   | Hooray, I was wrong again!   | 
| 24.10.10 19:48  |  
   | Is it wrong that I dread coming out of 1st and Goal from the 2 with either a field goal or a turnover?   | 
| 24.10.10 19:47  |   | Dear "Election Research:" I mostly lied during your robot's GOP telephone survey for Minnesota Governor (including gay marriage)  | 
| 24.10.10 19:01  |  
   | AND NOW: welcome to the latest episode in the continuing saga of torture that is  fandom | 
| 24.10.10 18:59  |   |  Ahahahaha you're the man D'ogg - 2 follows up | 
| 24.10.10 18:58  |   | Did you notice that  will retweet you for the string "McRib" but not for the "#McRib" hashtag? ...you didn't care? Well. | 
| 24.10.10 18:56  |   | Hmm...so how'd the Lions do? Hey, didn't lose! ;-) RT : They've scored 7. The 59 was a JaMarcus Russell cough-syrup hallucination. | 
| 24.10.10 18:50  |   | Under 9 days... RT : Oh man. Devoured my first McRib in 5? years in about 42 seconds. Nothing that processed should taste that good. | 
| 24.10.10 18:20  |   | Wait - the  have scored HOW many points? | 
| 23.10.10 23:53  |   | I dunno...after Eddie beat Lesnar, he was dead in 21 months.  Just sayin', but I would bet Cain lives into 2012 | 
| 23.10.10 21:11  |   | Hmm....free playoff baseball or very expensive UFC...what a choice... | 
| 23.10.10 18:43  |   | Any MPLS folks have any idea why  pre-empted "Outlaw" and "L&O: LA" to air (a non-HD, yet) "First Knight" tonight? | 
| 23.10.10 14:46  |   | I love - LOVE - Morgan Shepherd... but I'm thinking that's a real waste of an in-car camera | 
| 23.10.10 14:07  |   | While waiting for  Countdown (NCAA football long again), I discovered the truck race is going green-white-checkered over on SPEED | 
| 23.10.10 02:17  |  
   | Happy   Anniversary!  All day long  is running on INTERNET TIME!  the-w.com | 
| 23.10.10 01:48  |  
   | Obviously  "TV-PG" clip was a last minute call/rerun - none of    had been edited out yet | 
| 23.10.10 01:40  |  
   | In hindsight, scheduling PPV in Minneapolis opposite national prime time Vikings/Packers game *probably* a bad business move  | 
| 22.10.10 16:18  |   |  48 HOUR JINX (NewOrder - Regret (The Fire Island Mix)) http://last.fm/user/KZiM/tracks?page=3 | 
| 22.10.10 15:36  |   |  No, I think Truvia is just a brand name of stevia?  I think?  Wikipedia seems to imply that. | 
| 22.10.10 14:31  |   | COUNTDOWN TO : 11 DAYS http://bit.ly/dr7hEH (via  and ) | 
| 22.10.10 14:25  |   | STEVIA IN MY COFFEE DAY 2: I think I prefer Stevia to nothin'. (should just go back to sugar, but haven't put it in coffee since millennium) | 
| 22.10.10 14:19  |   |  If I can't believe your Twitter profile, what CAN I believe? :) PS I like your Tumblr!  B4 I moved to MN I lived in S'vale/Santa Clara | 
| 22.10.10 13:53  |   | Heh -  - the MC Miker G & Deejay Sven track that ISN'T "Holiday Rap" - I know that makes two people (not G and Sven) very happy | 
| 22.10.10 13:51  |   |  Stop if you've heard me say this before, but what's TRULY depressing is demanding two clicks for a one page article. | 
| 22.10.10 13:39  |   |  Thank you, complete stranger from Singapore!  Don't chew the chewing gum!  Am I right? | 
| 22.10.10 13:38  |   |  BUT! I was unintentionally right on time for international caps lock day!  So it all works out in the end. | 
| 22.10.10 11:47  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: HONEY VANILLA (GREEK) | 
| 22.10.10 02:27  |   | HAPPY DAY AFTER NEW MYANMAR FLAG DAY EVERYBODY | 
| 21.10.10 22:09  |   |   It made the coffee taste different...only used 1/2 packet.  Equal + coffee do bad things to me; this...didn't? | 
| 21.10.10 21:30  |   | Super cool (Frank Lloyd Wright, jailbird!) Historic?Crime Books?Found @ Hennepin Co. Courthouse http://kstp.com/news/stories/S1803108.shtml via  (via ) | 
| 21.10.10 21:25  |   |  That goes for upside-down "smart quotes" at the beginning of abbreviated years, too, right? | 
| 21.10.10 21:00  |   | I am watching Jersey Shore  (via ) http://bit.ly/bzOHNS | 
| 21.10.10 16:42  |   | Had some Stevia in my coffee for the first time ever.  Still alive so far! | 
| 21.10.10 16:34  |   | Once again,  is suggesting I follow people who haven't tweeted for ten months - I'm not sure how that helps ANYBODY! | 
| 21.10.10 15:36  |   | Maybe  finally figured out we were seeing deleted tweets/retweets on  - nah, they never seemed worried about that before | 
| 21.10.10 15:34  |   | I'd been on  so long that this  looks strange, unfamiliar and dangerous to me | 
| 21.10.10 14:24  |   | COUNTDOWN TO  - 12 DAYS: http://shar.es/0K08p (via ) | 
| 21.10.10 13:50  |   |  I promise to use Qik a whole lot more if you'd delete that inactive unused account with my username "CRZ" so I can have it :) | 
| 20.10.10 16:31  |   |  Oh, now you're just doing shtick. | 
| 20.10.10 16:13  |  
   |  It's weird...the  are 5-2 in preseason and both losses are to the  (although...this probably means nothing) | 
| 20.10.10 16:11  |  
   | COUNTDOWN TO : 13 DAYS - http://twitpic.com/2z6cpb http://twitpic.com/2z6cv6 (via  via ) | 
| 20.10.10 16:01  |   |  Obviously, Dr Pepper is my cure for the common cola | 
| 20.10.10 12:58  |   | I have to say  always mistweets the most interesting direct messages; it's the lack of context that makes them so amusing | 
| 20.10.10 12:24  |  
   | You also noticed that the  didn't leave a roster spot open for Carmelo Anthony?  Yeeeeah. | 
| 20.10.10 12:09  |  
   | MISSU HART - RETIRE  RT :  waive John Thomas and Jason Hart. Maurice Ager still here. Roster down to 15 right now. | 
| 20.10.10 12:09  |   | Oh, wait......oh, poo | 
| 20.10.10 12:08  |  
   | I'd like to apologise for saying "oh poo" in the  fan chat after the OT loss - fortunately, that language never made it onto Twitter | 
| 19.10.10 21:43  |  
   | Hey more basketball tonight!  (115-115)   | 
| 19.10.10 15:44  |  
   | COUNTDOWN TO : 14 DAYS - http://whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2010/10/19/all-hail-the-mighty-mcrib/ and http://twitpic.com/2yx2n1 (via  and ) | 
| 18.10.10 22:38  |   | COUNTDOWN TO : 15 DAYS http://shar.es/0z0x7 (via ) |