| 20.11.10 22:51  |   | Ooh, Penelope!  *click* | 
| 20.11.10 21:22  |   |  Holy cats I hope you're not watching :)  I'm sure the Rangers will win, but golly! | 
| 20.11.10 21:14  |   | Wow, the  /  game got really out of control while I wasn't watching it - OHHHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL  (Cullen SH - 4-1) | 
| 20.11.10 17:26  |   | I think the one thing I've learned this week is that there are way more gout medication ads on TV that I'd ever imagined | 
| 20.11.10 16:44  |  
   | RT : KG is the only other in  history to record a 20+ pt, 15+ reb, +5 blk, +5 asst night like Darko did tonight. ... | 
| 20.11.10 16:43  |   | RT : Pistons need a big guy, right? Maybe they could trade for the Serbian kid in Minny who went for 23p/16r/6bl tonight. He's ... | 
| 20.11.10 16:43  |  
   | RT : Random stat of the night: Darko's line of 23pts/16reb/5ast/6blk is a first in  history. Nobody's had those  in ... | 
| 19.11.10 18:59  |  
   | I LOVE HOOPMAN  | 
| 19.11.10 18:31  |  
   | Now Playing on  Vision: "Awkward Handshake" (It really does never stop being funny!) | 
| 19.11.10 18:22  |   | RT : Don't hear this pregame every day: Beasley singing the Oscar Meyer "My Baloney has a first name..." song LOUD in  ... | 
| 19.11.10 17:07  |   | My September  finally arrived today - two days after the November issue.  I'm sorry I ever doubted them. | 
| 18.11.10 22:47  |   |  !!! | 
| 18.11.10 21:36  |   | What!  There's football on?  Screw you, TNA! | 
| 18.11.10 20:23  |   | RT : MBeasley when asked about his 32.6 ppg his last 5 games: "I've been in a groove like this my whole life. Except for Miam ... | 
| 18.11.10 18:54  |   | Holy moly, is there EVER a time during "Entertainment Tonight" when music is NOT playing? | 
| 18.11.10 17:06  |   |  Sorry, New Twitter doesn't tell me when I have DMs!  I don't see it yet but I'll keep an eye open and let you know! | 
| 18.11.10 16:04  |  
   | RT : http://yfrog.com/jypfgej This is really happening @ Hollywood Pk racetrack in LA on Friday. *proud* | 
| 17.11.10 23:40  |   | I'm a Fan of The Late Late Show with Craig ... on  http://bit.ly/bNfb0E | 
| 17.11.10 22:08  |   | I'm a Fan of Conan on  http://bit.ly/bNfb0E | 
| 17.11.10 21:32  |   | Oh man oh man oh man...  you OWN THE NIGHT | 
| 17.11.10 21:22  |   | Wow, these  announcers are really disgusted by everything.  It's quite amusing! | 
| 17.11.10 21:10  |   | OK,  feed, let's see whatcha got for these last 7 minutes. | 
| 17.11.10 20:49  |   | Hey, I finally took all the ibuprofen what expired in 2000!  ("New" ibuprofen expiration date: 9/10 - aw, shizz) | 
| 17.11.10 20:48  |   | Just setting up this DVD player has knocked me out - but "Max Headroom: The Complete Series (disc 1)" is now loaded and ready | 
| 17.11.10 19:49  |   |  Use the word "mortgage" in a tweet to get more followers! | 
| 17.11.10 19:13  |   |  Well....I mean I pine for the Heart Throbs a LITTLE bit - probably more than Todd Grisham for sure | 
| 17.11.10 17:32  |  
   | Sadly, breaking my streak of consecutive  game attendance for tonight's  game - but I am "likely" for Friday's  game | 
| 17.11.10 17:29  |   | Uh, Minnesota IS the state.  RT : Minnesota asks state for $1.26 billion over two years. http://bring.mn/177718 (They meant MnSCU) | 
| 17.11.10 17:26  |   | Yeah, I should have made my "NEXT UP: Irish Coffee Made Illegal" joke two or three hours ago | 
| 17.11.10 16:41  |  
   | RT : Hello Everyone. Repeat after me you glorious bastards.....   | 
| 17.11.10 15:36  |   |  I think it was November 17th.  Even you don't remember it! | 
| 17.11.10 03:08  |   |  Yeah, GetGlue is for bedridden people who never leave the couch but would still like to use Foursquare | 
| 15.11.10 15:09  |   | Hello!  My name is Chris.  I am a 39 year old human boy.  Today, I was diagnosed with shingles. | 
| 15.11.10 06:29  |   | I REALLY should have gone to Urgent Care yesterday.  What made me think they weren't open on Sundays?  (Clinics open in 90 minutes!) | 
| 14.11.10 22:15  |   | Looks like I've now taken enough ibuprofen to give me hives - switching to acetaminophen.  Strongly considering calling in sick tomorrow. | 
| 14.11.10 22:11  |   | RT : Carl Edwards credited "his friend John Cena" for the inspiration . Heard it on Sirius NASCAR... yeah, I like racing!. htt ... | 
| 14.11.10 21:24  |  
   | RT : NBATV has given Love's 31/31 game "Instant Classic" status. They're going to re-air it tomorrow at 1:30 p.m. cst. . | 
| 14.11.10 20:13  |   | I earned the Sarah Palin's Alaska Premiere sticker on ! http://bit.ly/c4Cxjc | 
| 13.11.10 16:34  |   | RT : Assuming no delays on way to ATL, look for Kevin Love to join NBATV folks in studio on NBA GameTime tonight prior to GSW ... | 
| 13.11.10 16:34  |   | RT : A Snow Emergency has been declared. From 9 pm Sat - 8 am Sun., DO NOT PARK on either side of Snow Emergency routes. ... | 
| 13.11.10 16:22  |   | RT : To all my non MPLS followers, 4 days ago it was 65 degrees. Today... http://yfrog.com/g99e3j | 
| 13.11.10 00:53  |  
   | Moses Malone is trending but Kevin Love isn't?!  | 
| 13.11.10 00:48  |   |  Oh....you probably already figured out that I didn't | 
| 13.11.10 00:47  |   | I DID bag 2? 33g garbage bags of leaves before it really started raining...because I am crazy. | 
| 12.11.10 23:14  |   | RT : Kevin Love has 10 rebounds in the Blazers/Thunder game. | 
| 12.11.10 22:58  |   | RT : "This is flat out the most fun I have had watching a wolves game in at least 3 years" http://sbn.to/bo4Rin | 
| 12.11.10 22:30  |  
   | The  game was so exciting  actually DIDN'T tweet about peak oil during the second half | 
| 12.11.10 22:28  |   |  Ahahahahaha I love that story! | 
| 12.11.10 22:22  |   | RT : KLove on why he played so much in 4th: "I don't know what that was. You're not going to see that every night. That was l ... | 
| 12.11.10 22:21  |  
   | RT : Beasley came to a conclusion about that Superheroes thing: "I'm Superman and he's Batman."  |