| 30.5.11 15:06 |  | LOVE IT!  Congratulations!!  RT : I liked it, so I put a ring on it http://t.co/Ijpjfpw | 
| 30.5.11 15:03 |  
  | It's 3PM.  Thanks to everyone who has ever fought for my freedom to make stupid tweets | 
| 30.5.11 15:00 |  
  | Markets closed (Memorial Day) | 
| 30.5.11 13:58 |  | What new DVDs are coming out tomorrow (5/31)? http://t.co/hahMZ6i via | 
| 30.5.11 02:52 |  
  | INXS - "New Sensation" Simple Minds - "Alive And Kicking"
 (MY STARAOKE PERFORMANCES OF THE DAY)
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| 30.5.11 02:50 |  
  | RT : Wishing you a pleasant and safe Memorial Day. Please join us in a National Moment of Remembrance at 3pm local time today. | 
| 30.5.11 02:31 |  
  | Listened to Beatles Remixers Group - Revolucination | 
| 30.5.11 02:25 |  
  | Listened to Cut Chemist - (My 1st) Big Break | 
| 29.5.11 22:54 |  
  | Grumpy's Bar & Grill (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 29.5.11 22:45 |  
  | Listened to Emile Ford & The Checkmates - On A Slow Boat To China | 
| 29.5.11 22:43 |  
  | Listened to Liz Torres - Mama' s Boy (Club Mix) | 
| 29.5.11 22:08 |  
  | You'll tell your grandchildren about the National Guard Curse of 2011 | 
| 29.5.11 20:44 |  
  | !  :( | 
| 29.5.11 19:54 |  
  | OMG!   is going to get back on the lead lap!! | 
| 29.5.11 18:55 |  | Thanks for the kind words and long memory!  I'm still around at the-w.com and Twitter but too lazy to do much more. | 
| 29.5.11 17:24 |  | I WILL stay awake for all 600 miles <opens pint of NOS> ahhh...taurine. | 
| 29.5.11 16:34 |  
  | I'm thinking about Coca-Cola 600 | 
| 29.5.11 16:34 |  
  | I'm watching Coca-Cola 600 | 
| 29.5.11 15:23 |  
  | [+] [–]I'm watching The McLaughlin Group | 
| 29.5.11 14:54 |  | I'm watching Fearless at the 500 | 
| 29.5.11 14:13 |  | ARE YOU KIDDING ME? | 
| 29.5.11 11:21 |  | [+] [–]I'm thinking about Indianapolis 500 | 
| 29.5.11 02:08 |  | I think the discrepancy between Twitter's and my tweet count comes from RTs of users who "no longer exist" - not displayed yet still counted | 
| 29.5.11 01:01 |  | I'm thinking about Dominick Dunne's Power, Privilege, and Justice | 
| 29.5.11 00:12 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 28.5.11 17:44 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 28.5.11 16:35 |  | Stop swearing in the church!  You'll make God do stuff to you! | 
| 28.5.11 16:33 |  
  | KSTP finally breaks out of severe weather coverage just after ABC's NASCAR coverage ends.  Sighs of relief from "Genie Bra" infomercial fans | 
| 28.5.11 16:14 |  | At least my 5,000th tweet mentioned "Road House" | 
| 28.5.11 16:12 |  
  | 4 and 11 back to golf, 9 DID break into "Judge Judy" - 5 still blowing off NASCAR | 
| 28.5.11 16:02 |  
  | Anxiously waiting to see if/when Fox 9 will break into "Judge Judy" | 
| 28.5.11 15:58 |  
  | KARE is back to golf - WCCO still showing weather - under 10 laps to go and KSTP hates me | 
| 28.5.11 15:51 |  
  | Kinda hoping  will follow suit and can deign to give us the last 20 laps.... | 
| 28.5.11 15:50 |  
  | Looks like , first to pre-empt for severe weather coverage, is also first to break out.  Of course, the soccer game is long over, so | 
| 28.5.11 15:46 |  
  | Meanwhile, WFTC has pre-empted "The Deadliest Catch" for...a "WORX" infomercial.  Fortunately, WUCW is showing "Road House!" | 
| 28.5.11 15:23 |  
  | Shared misery is the best misery: http://www.facebook.com/fox9kmsp | 
| 28.5.11 15:18 |  
  | RT : Doppler Radar is picking up a large cloud of angry football fans heading towards Fox 9 studios. | 
| 28.5.11 15:15 |  
  | Shared misery is the best misery: http://twitter.com/#!/search/fox%209 | 
| 28.5.11 15:13 |  
  | RT :  call fox 9 now at 952-964-5767 and demand they rerurn the audio for the game. This is the super bowl of soccer. Insane. | 
| 28.5.11 15:09 |  
  | I give up - off to find a possibly illegal stream of the Nationwide race and read tweets from angry soccer fans | 
| 28.5.11 15:06 |  
  | KARE now breaking in for radar - WCCO is the lone holdout, so they'll surely break in as well - and there you go - everybody's "severe" now | 
| 28.5.11 15:01 |  
  | Meanwhile, Channel 5.2 is airing their 300th encore of "Twin Cities Live" instead of the  race, pre-empted by  + radar | 
| 28.5.11 14:59 |  
  | The calls must have come in -  now split-screen the Champions Final with  (who needs to tuck his shirt in) | 
| 28.5.11 14:51 |  
  | Seriously,  - do you NOT have the technological capability to at least put the race on 5.2?  Or did you spend everything on the radar? | 
| 28.5.11 14:49 |  
  | Twin Cities TV snapshot: KSTP pre-empting NASCAR Nationwide race, KMSP pre-empting Barca/ManU, WCCO/KARE don't pre-empt golf for... radar | 
| 28.5.11 14:34 |  
  | Dear : I bet lots of people hate it when you air Code Spotter codes that are "not yet live" on ABC - Love, | 
| 28.5.11 14:12 |  | Gil Scott-Heron loved jazz and he loved cocaine.  I wish he'd loved one more and one less - but don't know if either was possible.  RIP | 
| 28.5.11 13:34 |  
  | I'm thinking about Top Gear 300 | 
| 28.5.11 01:23 |  | Can of Caffeine Free Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 28.5.11 01:22 |  | I'm watching NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams |