| 31.5.11 10:28 |  
  | Listened to Paul Jabara - Pleasure Island (7" Version) | 
| 31.5.11 10:26 |  
  | U.S. Post Office - University Station 55414 (Minneapolis, Minnesota) | 
| 31.5.11 00:12 |  | Dear : there is NOTHING as unprofessional as a page filled ENTIRELY with broken graphics - so... I'll pass on signing up | 
| 30.5.11 23:38 |  
  | I'm watching The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson | 
| 30.5.11 22:19 |  
  | I'm watching WWE Tough Enough | 
| 30.5.11 22:06 |  
  | I think that guy learned his lesson.  BEST  EVER | 
| 30.5.11 22:04 |  
  | Now that dude's got POPCORN!! | 
| 30.5.11 21:58 |  
  | It's awesome that they're replaying the dude eating DOTS | 
| 30.5.11 21:41 |  
  | I'm watching WWE Raw | 
| 30.5.11 20:06 |  
  | Listened to James Brown - I Don't Mind | 
| 30.5.11 20:03 |  
  | Listened to James Brown - Cold Sweat | 
| 30.5.11 20:01 |  
  | Arby's - U of M (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 30.5.11 19:50 |  
  | Listened to Hall & Oates - Downtown Life | 
| 30.5.11 15:47 |  
  | Listened to Depeche Mode - Suffer Well (Metope Remix) | 
| 30.5.11 15:40 |  
  | Listened to Martika - Toy Soldiers | 
| 30.5.11 15:33 |  
  | SuperAmerica - Prospect Park (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 30.5.11 15:31 |  
  | Spire Credit Union (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 30.5.11 15:31 |  
  | Listened to DJ Shadow & Cut Chemist - The Hard Sell (Encore): Funky | 
| 30.5.11 15:24 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 30.5.11 15:06 |  | LOVE IT!  Congratulations!!  RT : I liked it, so I put a ring on it http://t.co/Ijpjfpw | 
| 30.5.11 15:03 |  
  | It's 3PM.  Thanks to everyone who has ever fought for my freedom to make stupid tweets | 
| 30.5.11 15:00 |  
  | Markets closed (Memorial Day) | 
| 30.5.11 13:58 |  | What new DVDs are coming out tomorrow (5/31)? http://t.co/hahMZ6i via | 
| 30.5.11 02:52 |  
  | INXS - "New Sensation" Simple Minds - "Alive And Kicking"
 (MY STARAOKE PERFORMANCES OF THE DAY)
 | 
| 30.5.11 02:50 |  
  | RT : Wishing you a pleasant and safe Memorial Day. Please join us in a National Moment of Remembrance at 3pm local time today. | 
| 30.5.11 02:31 |  
  | Listened to Beatles Remixers Group - Revolucination | 
| 30.5.11 02:25 |  
  | Listened to Cut Chemist - (My 1st) Big Break | 
| 29.5.11 22:54 |  
  | Grumpy's Bar & Grill (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 29.5.11 22:45 |  
  | Listened to Emile Ford & The Checkmates - On A Slow Boat To China | 
| 29.5.11 22:43 |  
  | Listened to Liz Torres - Mama' s Boy (Club Mix) | 
| 29.5.11 22:08 |  
  | You'll tell your grandchildren about the National Guard Curse of 2011 | 
| 29.5.11 20:44 |  
  | !  :( | 
| 29.5.11 19:54 |  
  | OMG!   is going to get back on the lead lap!! | 
| 29.5.11 18:55 |  | Thanks for the kind words and long memory!  I'm still around at the-w.com and Twitter but too lazy to do much more. | 
| 29.5.11 17:24 |  | I WILL stay awake for all 600 miles <opens pint of NOS> ahhh...taurine. | 
| 29.5.11 16:34 |  
  | I'm thinking about Coca-Cola 600 | 
| 29.5.11 16:34 |  
  | I'm watching Coca-Cola 600 | 
| 29.5.11 15:23 |  
  | [+] [–]I'm watching The McLaughlin Group | 
| 29.5.11 14:54 |  | I'm watching Fearless at the 500 | 
| 29.5.11 14:13 |  | ARE YOU KIDDING ME? | 
| 29.5.11 11:21 |  | [+] [–]I'm thinking about Indianapolis 500 | 
| 29.5.11 02:08 |  | I think the discrepancy between Twitter's and my tweet count comes from RTs of users who "no longer exist" - not displayed yet still counted | 
| 29.5.11 01:01 |  | I'm thinking about Dominick Dunne's Power, Privilege, and Justice | 
| 29.5.11 00:12 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 28.5.11 17:44 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 28.5.11 16:35 |  | Stop swearing in the church!  You'll make God do stuff to you! | 
| 28.5.11 16:33 |  
  | KSTP finally breaks out of severe weather coverage just after ABC's NASCAR coverage ends.  Sighs of relief from "Genie Bra" infomercial fans | 
| 28.5.11 16:14 |  | At least my 5,000th tweet mentioned "Road House" | 
| 28.5.11 16:12 |  
  | 4 and 11 back to golf, 9 DID break into "Judge Judy" - 5 still blowing off NASCAR | 
| 28.5.11 16:02 |  
  | Anxiously waiting to see if/when Fox 9 will break into "Judge Judy" |