| 30.1.12 20:49 | 
 | Now on : Funkasaurus vs. (T-Reks) - the last match we had this "Jurassic" was in WCW |
| 30.1.12 20:46 |
| Just so we're clear: entire last segment = 'Mania ad + "still shots" from Cena/Kane match + backstage shot of gladhanding Laurinaitis |
| 30.1.12 20:42 |
| It won't be unless is there drinking Bud Light and Dr Pepper mixed together and randomly shouting out "DALE" |
| 30.1.12 20:37 |
 | Ha! JOHNSON has 4 by himself. |
| 30.1.12 20:35 |
| Oh man, that show off - he's such a SHOW OFF (points to WrestleMania sign) |
| 30.1.12 20:33 |
| Actually, is making me believe he WILL commit first degree murder this Friday on |
| 30.1.12 20:25 |
| Why, if I didn't know better, I'd say they () were actually trying to sell during by promoting a MATCH! |
| 30.1.12 20:23 |
| DVRing the second half of the game - you're stuck with me now, wrestling fans |
| 30.1.12 20:22 |
| After announcing so many matches for tonight's show, I'm hoping that's it for the talky talky segments for at least an hour |
| 30.1.12 20:17 |
| Here's Sheamus! His trunks say LAOCH - an ancient Gaelic word meaning "somehow still not on Twitter" |
| 30.1.12 20:14 |
| Bryan talks about being a vegan the way Punk used to talk about being straight edge |
| 30.1.12 20:13 |
| Says : "Nobody cares about your petty problems!" Smark: "I love shoot comments that aren't meant to be shoot comments!" |
| 30.1.12 20:11 |
| Perhaps it means that believe that only HD viewers are on Twitter - remember, they still think "/" is a backslash |
| 30.1.12 20:09 |
| I should mention that tonight, the "WWEHD" logo has been replaced with "#RAW" - is this socially savvy or just Twitter-desperate? |
| 30.1.12 20:06 |  | [+] [–] I unlocked the WWE Raw: CM Punk sticker! |
| 30.1.12 20:05 |
| Says , "Unlike all of you, I'm looking forward to my performance review!" Smark: "Shoot comment not meant to be shoot comment" |
| 30.1.12 19:16 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper Cherry |
| 30.1.12 19:02 | | Worse: Chelsea Clinton's delivery as NBC News Special Correspondent, or suckup tweets to Chelsea Clinton (not on Twitter) after her report? |
| 30.1.12 19:01 | | I'm thinking about Houston Rockets |
| 30.1.12 19:01 |
| I'm thinking about Minnesota Timberwolves |
| 30.1.12 18:01 |
 | Hit it! http://youtu.be/3MCE6PaV3n4 |
| 30.1.12 16:11 | | For the winter, I own many pairs of the cheapest black slacks that Target would sell me |
| 30.1.12 16:07 |
 | Ask when MLW is returning! mlw.com is TOTALLY my homepage! (It is not.) |
| 30.1.12 15:15 |
 | Currently 42° and rising - shoulda worn shorts - must wear shorts tomorrow |
| 30.1.12 15:00 | 
 | SYMC closing quote: 17.03 ▼0.05 (Range: 16.78 - 17.11) |
| 30.1.12 13:53 | | RT : أمن الوطن هو مجرد مزحة سخيف. |
| 30.1.12 12:58 | 
 | Listened to Soul Clap - soul clap - live @ lilith 12 [01.12] - listen to this 2 hour mix free at SoundCloud |
| 30.1.12 12:53 | | Destroy Twitter |
| 30.1.12 12:46 |
 | Listened to Chris Brown and Benny Benassi - Beautiful People (Club Mix) |
| 30.1.12 12:43 |
| Listened to Chris Brown and Benny Benassi - Beautiful People (Radio Edit) |
| 30.1.12 11:23 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACK CHERRY |
| 30.1.12 09:32 | 
|  Symantec (Roseville, MN) |
| 29.1.12 22:20 |
| Prior commitment with the Lakers/Timberwolves game - I'm sure I'll "watch" it later |
| 29.1.12 22:19 |
| RT : Confirm. And the rest of the show was no screaming hell either. |
| 29.1.12 21:52 | | [+] [–] I unlocked the 2012 Pro Bowl on NBC sticker! |
| 29.1.12 21:14 |
| [+] [–] I unlocked the WWE Royal Rumble sticker! |
| 29.1.12 20:39 |
| DELAYED TWEET: Proof of Brad Miller in this game http://twitpic.com/8df84s |
| 29.1.12 20:12 |
| LEEEEEAD but came right back (Lakers 92-91, 3:55 4th) |
| 29.1.12 18:52 |
| As always, kayfabe lives at the Target Center |
| 29.1.12 17:49 |
| LET'S GO #TWOLVES - BEAT L.A.! - Los Angeles Lakers vs. Minnesota Timberwolves - Target Center (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 29.1.12 16:47 |
 | Arby's - U of M (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 29.1.12 16:29 | | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
| 29.1.12 16:21 |
| Missing the Rumble due to game, but my prediction is we WON'T see tonight - still holding out for , tho |
| 29.1.12 04:46 |
| I wish would stop calling the 25th Royal Rumble the "25th Anniversary" (also, again, stop calling URL slashes "backslashes") |
| 29.1.12 01:15 |
| I'm watching WWE SmackDown! |
| 29.1.12 01:15 | | I'm watching Saturday Night Live |
| 28.1.12 21:51 | | I unlocked the An Idiot Abroad: Trans-Siberian Express sticker! |
| 28.1.12 21:51 | | I'm watching An Idiot Abroad |
| 28.1.12 20:06 |
 | FORTUNE OF THE DAY http://twitpic.com/8cyhes |
| 28.1.12 18:01 |
| http://twitpic.com/8cx11n |
