| 31.1.12 00:17 |  
  | Last place in the Northwest Division, the  (.476) would be % points ahead of Boston (.474) for 2nd if they were in Atlantic Division | 
| 30.1.12 23:37 |  
  | I'm watching The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson | 
| 30.1.12 22:50 |  
  | I didn't see it in my twitstream, but upon further review, Ace has been texting 'Take all this time, right? | 
| 30.1.12 22:16 |  
  | Quick, make lightning strike him! | 
| 30.1.12 22:15 |  
  | YES HE LOOKED AT THE WRESTLEMANIA SIGN!  MAYBE TRIPLE H WILL ALSO LOOK AT THE WRESTLEMANIA SIGN!!!!!!! | 
| 30.1.12 22:13 |  
  | Maybe it's Shawn Michaels | 
| 30.1.12 22:12 |  
  | AND  IN THE NOSTALGIA ROYAL RUMBLE IS..... | 
| 30.1.12 22:10 |  
  | RT : why are they cheering? // It's almost over | 
| 30.1.12 22:09 |  
  | Uh oh, the Cole chuckle - that's the kiss of death right there | 
| 30.1.12 22:07 |  
  | Wow, they usually don't show the trending topics during the main event interview!  (But Triple H is SPECIAL) | 
| 30.1.12 21:53 |  
  | C'mon, Cena - you gotta AA *somebody* through the announce table...Cole is RIGHT THERE. | 
| 30.1.12 21:48 |  
  | Oh, so Kane's just trying to help Cena out for his big WrestleMania match!  That makes PERFECT sense! | 
| 30.1.12 21:45 |  
  | Who IS that women with that oversized metal and leather prop?  She looks so familiar! | 
| 30.1.12 21:41 |  
  | Commentators destroy 30 day rule - and  - by saying champs coming outta Elimination Chamber will defend at 'Mania 42 days later | 
| 30.1.12 21:37 |  
  | Ha!  To think you suckers PAID to watch this  clip last night while I'M getting it NOW for FREEEEEEEEEE | 
| 30.1.12 21:36 |  
  | I hope one day I'm famous enough to get a sub-5 character Facebook wall shortcut name like | 
| 30.1.12 21:33 |  
  | So many unworthy trending topics surround  - yet  is RIGHT THERE. | 
| 30.1.12 21:24 |  
  | The reason  is wearing "Riddler" tights is because he doesn't know where  is | 
| 30.1.12 21:20 |  
  | When the website is in Hebrew, we'll talk. | 
| 30.1.12 21:19 |  
  | Not one shot of Tyson's pigeons?  Must I do EVERYTHING around here? http://animal.discovery.com/tv/taking-on-tyson/pictures/tysons-pigeons.html | 
| 30.1.12 21:10 |  
  | Others imagine 1 woman's face on another woman's body; I think about this match called by  and | 
| 30.1.12 21:05 |  
  | Shoot, as soon as I press "Tweet" they take an ad break | 
| 30.1.12 21:04 |  
  | This is an interesting  experiment: will a segment of nothing but wrestling pop the ratings? (They HAVE tried seemingly everything else) | 
| 30.1.12 20:57 |  
  | HEY remember when these two came down through the crowd and they posted that twitpic of all the champs and how nothing ever changes? | 
| 30.1.12 20:56 |  
  | RT :  It reminds me of the "LIVE CONTRACT NEGOTIATIONS" teaser from the summer. http://twitpic.com/8dt5qp | 
| 30.1.12 20:54 |  
  | In the interests of full disclosure, I ate two boneless country style pork ribs prior to | 
| 30.1.12 20:53 |  
  | Usually, people like Bryan would oversell the vegan aspect of their lives PRIOR to winning the PETA award - not AFTER it | 
| 30.1.12 20:51 |  
  | TONIGHT ON  SUPER SHOW: MEN IN SUITS LOOK LOVINGLY AT EACH OTHER | 
| 30.1.12 20:49 |  
  | Now on : Funkasaurus vs.  (T-Reks) - the last match we had this "Jurassic" was in WCW | 
| 30.1.12 20:46 |  
  | Just so we're clear: entire last  segment = 'Mania ad + "still shots" from Cena/Kane match + backstage shot of gladhanding Laurinaitis | 
| 30.1.12 20:42 |  
  | It won't be  unless  is there drinking Bud Light and Dr Pepper mixed together and randomly shouting out "DALE" | 
| 30.1.12 20:37 |  
  | Ha!  JOHNSON has 4 by himself. | 
| 30.1.12 20:35 |  
  | Oh man, that show off  - he's such a SHOW OFF  (points to WrestleMania sign) | 
| 30.1.12 20:33 |  
  | Actually,  is making me believe he WILL commit first degree murder this Friday on | 
| 30.1.12 20:25 |  
  | Why, if I didn't know better, I'd say they () were actually trying to sell  during  by promoting a MATCH! | 
| 30.1.12 20:23 |  
  | DVRing the second half of the  game - you're stuck with me now, wrestling fans | 
| 30.1.12 20:22 |  
  | After announcing so many matches for tonight's show, I'm hoping that's it for the talky talky segments for at least an hour | 
| 30.1.12 20:17 |  
  | Here's Sheamus! His trunks say LAOCH - an ancient Gaelic word meaning "somehow still not on Twitter" | 
| 30.1.12 20:14 |  
  | Bryan talks about being a vegan the way Punk used to talk about being straight edge | 
| 30.1.12 20:13 |  
  | Says : "Nobody cares about your petty problems!" Smark: "I love shoot comments that aren't meant to be shoot comments!" | 
| 30.1.12 20:11 |  
  | Perhaps it means that  believe that only HD viewers are on Twitter - remember, they still think "/" is a backslash | 
| 30.1.12 20:09 |  
  | I should mention that tonight, the "WWEHD" logo has been replaced with "#RAW" - is this socially savvy or just Twitter-desperate? | 
| 30.1.12 20:06 |  | [+] [–]I unlocked the WWE Raw: CM Punk sticker! | 
| 30.1.12 20:05 |  
  | Says , "Unlike all of you, I'm looking forward to my performance review!" Smark: "Shoot comment not meant to be shoot comment" | 
| 30.1.12 19:16 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper Cherry | 
| 30.1.12 19:02 |  | Worse: Chelsea Clinton's delivery as NBC News Special Correspondent, or suckup tweets to Chelsea Clinton (not on Twitter) after her report? | 
| 30.1.12 19:01 |  | I'm thinking about Houston Rockets | 
| 30.1.12 19:01 |  
  | I'm thinking about Minnesota Timberwolves | 
| 30.1.12 18:01 |  
  | Hit it! http://youtu.be/3MCE6PaV3n4 | 
| 30.1.12 16:11 |  | For the winter, I own many pairs of the cheapest black slacks that Target would sell me |