| 27.2.12 10:28 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: CHERRY (lactose free) |
| 27.2.12 09:57 | 
 |  Symantec (Roseville, MN) |
| 27.2.12 09:57 |
 | U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 27.2.12 00:22 |  | Really? THAT tweet? RT : sorry dude I was your 500th follower u lost me with the magic tweet |
| 26.2.12 23:33 |  | [+] [–] I unlocked the Life's Too Short: Stephen Merchant sticker! |
| 26.2.12 23:18 | | [+] [–] I unlocked the Eastbound & Down: Redneck Riviera sticker! |
| 26.2.12 22:46 | | I'm watching Squidbillies |
| 26.2.12 22:35 | | Are we gonna see James Franco and/or Anne Hathaway AT ALL tonight? |
| 26.2.12 21:28 | | I wish this broadcast sounded tinnier! |
| 26.2.12 21:20 | 
 | Only NASCAR could bring together Osi Umenyiora, Gov. Mitt Romney, John Cena, and Justin Tuck for a photo op (photo) |
| 26.2.12 19:43 | | I unlocked the The 84th Academy Awards sticker! |
| 26.2.12 19:43 | | I'm watching The 84th Annual Academy Awards |
| 26.2.12 19:21 | | Hey did anybody ever figure out where Magic Johnson got HIV? |
| 26.2.12 19:13 |  | Can of Dr Pepper TEN |
| 26.2.12 18:35 | | I'm watching 2012 NBA All-Star Game |
| 26.2.12 17:56 |  | Should I be less annoyed by my own typos?
Should other people be more annoyed by their own typos? |
| 26.2.12 17:38 | | I bought a Blu-ray player! Of course, we own zero Blu-ray discs, and I chose this model because it has the ability to connect to our Wi-Fi, so PROBABLY I've really just overpayed for a streaming device. Still, it feels good to join this decade. |
| 26.2.12 17:30 | | I'm watching NBC Nightly News |
| 26.2.12 16:15 |
 | I'm watching The McLaughlin Group |
| 26.2.12 02:59 | | I'm watching Archer |
| 26.2.12 02:11 | | I'm watching Life's Too Short |
| 26.2.12 01:49 | | I'm watching Eastbound and Down |
| 26.2.12 00:37 | | I'm watching Saturday Night Live |
| 26.2.12 00:16 | | Dear : URLs are case sensitive, which means you can't put them on TV in all caps |
| 25.2.12 22:14 | | RT : Dunk contest = GOP nomination |
| 25.2.12 22:03 | | Sprite Intensity Meter: -1 |
| 25.2.12 21:53 | | Got a "Sorry, this service is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later" msg from the text voting Williams |
| 25.2.12 21:46 | | How are you gonna know he made it? IT'S DARK OUT (Did they already give up on that joke of an "intensity meter?") |
| 25.2.12 21:38 |
 | Williams |
| 25.2.12 21:34 |
| OH YEAH YEAH |
| 25.2.12 21:34 |
| Oh wow, Twitter says this is my 8000th tweet! I better use it wisely and not mention the dunk contest or the aw, CRAP |
| 25.2.12 21:29 | | Wow, that white guy really showed that black power guy...wait...uh... |
| 25.2.12 21:08 |
| YEEEEEEEAH ! Congrats on winning the 3 point contest! |
| 25.2.12 21:05 | | I unlocked the An Idiot Abroad: Route 66 sticker! |
| 25.2.12 21:05 | | I unlocked the Superfan sticker! |
| 25.2.12 21:05 | | I'm watching An Idiot Abroad |
| 25.2.12 19:55 | | I'm thinking about 2012 NBA All-Star on TNT |
| 25.2.12 16:13 | | Eavesdropping on the attractive ladies eating next to me... I do NOT understand the Korean language |
| 25.2.12 16:02 | | HD Time! - Costco (St Louis Park, MN) |
| 25.2.12 15:38 |
| HD time? - Comcast Service Center (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 25.2.12 15:20 |
| U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 25.2.12 13:12 | | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
| 25.2.12 13:12 |  | Cheez-It Double Cheese Snack Mix |
| 25.2.12 12:17 |
| I'm thinking about DRIVE4COPD 300 |
| 25.2.12 01:00 | | I am also evil - jump through my hoops http://t.co/yOvqLIcf |
| 25.2.12 00:57 | | Facebook - or I can dig up the link again if you can't be bothered |
| 25.2.12 00:43 |
 | I see what you want... Here's a really long Underworld remix for you. (William Orbit - Water From A Vine Leaf [Underwater Mix part 1]) |
| 25.2.12 00:18 |  | 226 new DVDs coming out Tuesday (2/28) |
| 24.2.12 23:37 |
 | I'm watching The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson |
| 24.2.12 23:01 |
| Rick Santorum must have heard Mitt Romney was attending the race in person |
