| 30.4.12 22:12 | 
 | RT : Yea, Cena's arm is hurt, but I think Johnny might have broken Michael Cole's heart. |
| 30.4.12 22:09 |
| Ah, even better. |
| 30.4.12 22:06 |
| "Hey, HERE'S a guy who they might boo even more than me!" |
| 30.4.12 22:05 |
| We're gonna WISH it was Zeus... |
| 30.4.12 21:54 |
| That sound you heard was a million smarks just breaking their piggybanks to purchase "Over the Limit" |
| 30.4.12 21:51 |
| WHOA - okay, if EITHER of these guys wins I would be cool with it. Watch out for that dropkick! |
| 30.4.12 21:47 | | I've tried that before - it doesn't flow as well as you'd think. ;-) |
| 30.4.12 21:46 | | Nope - I'm pretty much "tweets only" now. But I do run a message board at http://t.co/uCMkytFO - come on over! |
| 30.4.12 21:45 |
| Why a "No Contest?" Why not a "time limit draw?" (Man, I love these big man matches. Mostly because I'm the only one who does!) |
| 30.4.12 21:43 |
| LISTEN TO THIS CROWD KING |
| 30.4.12 21:34 |
| I dunno...if I were , I wouldn't be retweeting all these tweets about them being fired. (Except this one.) |
| 30.4.12 21:32 |
| Oh, right, ladies and gentlemen, new champions, yadda yadda yadda THE RICK WAS ON TWITTER ONCE |
| 30.4.12 21:32 | | Guys, there IS a "The Rick" but he appears very inactive. Let's all follow him and see if he comes back! |
| 30.4.12 21:28 | | Sadly, no. (I think.) http://t.co/H8GkT4TH ! RT : is The Rick on twitter? Loved Online Onslaught back in the day. |
| 30.4.12 21:27 | | But seriously, it may be marginally interesting to see if they hang onto the Twitter acct w/ handle |
| 30.4.12 21:26 |
| BREAKING NEWS: Bellas engage in time-honoured tradition; job in 11 seconds on their way out |
| 30.4.12 21:23 |
| RT : Announced on Mex Raw broadcast, part of WWE May Tour. RT : Confirmado Sin Cara regresa al ring en México http://bit.ly/JxucJE |
| 30.4.12 21:22 |
| Guys - Primo y Epico in the most Loco move of the night? Really? |
| 30.4.12 21:13 | | Oh, . |
| 30.4.12 21:12 |
| Tonight's Beat the Clock Challenge matches still feature ad breaks, but they all have to take place between entrances |
| 30.4.12 21:10 |
| Actually, there's a joke in here somewhere. "Who's more powerful than John Laurinaitis?" "Triple H?" "No...Jennifer Hudson." |
| 30.4.12 21:08 |
| . If he can't face Lesnar, he might as well face Cena - I mean, Tensai - no, wait, I mean Cena! |
| 30.4.12 21:07 |
| Eve is ALMOST making me miss David Otunga. ("Who?") Remember Otunga? Carried a ? ("Sucking up again, aren't you?") |
| 30.4.12 21:05 |
| Those glasses sure make Eve's rack look spectacular! (Aw, crap, she made the "eyes up here" crack before I finished this tweet) |
| 30.4.12 21:00 | | Was what you saw the very beginning, by chance? Thunder tradition is to stand from tipoff until the first home team bucket |
| 30.4.12 20:58 | | My bad! I'm flipping between this and the hallowed halls of MSG for hockey |
| 30.4.12 20:56 |
| Ha! just earned a 9 on the Curt Hawkins skeptiClaysm meter |
| 30.4.12 20:54 |
| So really, they just told us that neither Jericho nor Miz was meant to make it to the end - not that we couldn't figure that out anyway |
| 30.4.12 20:53 | | They're in Dayton (home of Rick Scaia!) |
| 30.4.12 20:50 |
| Oops, Black Ref just got future endeavoured for blowing the time cue |
| 30.4.12 20:49 |
| I never noticed that Show sets up his AHHTHEWMD hand motion with a modified AHHHTHECHOKESLAAAAAM hand motion |
| 30.4.12 20:47 |
| . I have to confess that until now I didn't know how un-TV-PG those lyrics were! |
| 30.4.12 20:43 |
| Our official time on that match was 11 seconds. So Bryan Daniels lasted a bit longer. Here's Layla's old theme! http://t.co/ulsECgdd |
| 30.4.12 20:38 |
| We'll go back and check for an official time on that match but Layla may have beaten the clock |
| 30.4.12 20:31 |
| Well....we shouldn't have to worry about ad breaks in the middle of any of the OTHER Beat the Clock Challenge matches tonight |
| 30.4.12 20:29 |
| For comparison purposes, Wikipedia lists LAST night's Miz/Marella match at 4'40" |
| 30.4.12 20:28 |
| Kudos to for scheduling some "Beat the Clock" matches where *either* man can advance |
| 30.4.12 20:26 | | Well, let's just say I think one of those two omissions was intentional |
| 30.4.12 20:24 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
| 30.4.12 20:23 |
| Now, Triple H tapped, right? Interesting how our camera angle never actually SHOWS that |
| 30.4.12 20:18 |
| Man, don't let R-TRUTH hold your broken arm - that dude is CRAZY |
| 30.4.12 20:17 |
| Ooh, the TIE WEARING Security!! |
| 30.4.12 20:13 |
| SAY LORD TENSAI, DAMMIT |
| 30.4.12 20:12 |
| Triple H was super shrewd to wait until AFTER the big-money PPV main event to tell Brock he wasn't getting any of that stuff! |
| 30.4.12 20:11 | | Guys, I only transcribe the graphics I am dealt. Ask me the difference between a backslash and a slash, though! |
| 30.4.12 20:03 |
| Oh, and WELCOME TO SUPER SHOW STARRING BROCK LESNAR! (Those of you who hate the wrestling tweets will need to mute me for two hours) |
| 30.4.12 20:02 |
| Did Cole actually say that stuff or did he have to rerecord those lines in post for this bit? |
| 30.4.12 20:01 |  | I unlocked the WWE Raw: Kelly Kelly sticker! |
| 30.4.12 20:01 |
| I'm watching WWE Raw |
| 30.4.12 19:34 | | I'm watching NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams |
