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25.11.12 16:58 
RT @PhyllisKahn: OR. Election joke. Leviticus 20:13. A man who lays with another man should be stoned. Made sense with Gay Marriage and ...
4.11.12 16:34 
After checking sample ballot, all state Senate/House opposition candidates have ZERO Internet presence. Re-checking calendar...it's 2012
19.10.12 14:07 
Wow. Can @PhyllisKahn @Kari4Senate @GovMarkDayton fix this? MT @Geekosystem: Free Online Education Deemed Illegal in MN http://www.geekosystem.com/minnesota-illegal-education
3.10.12 21:32 
Could you imagine a #Daytoncare in Minnesota? *shudder*
1.10.12 20:23 
Hope you toured the men's room! @Omaholic: Short layover in Minneapolis. I can add Minnesota to the list of states I've "visited." Hi @CRZ!
1.10.12 13:43 
RT @MinnesotaMunn: Euro flavor muscle flex #FanX http://twitter.com/MinnesotaMunn/status/252839911068151808/photo/1 Expires: Mon, 01 Oct 2012 18:49:03 GMT
19.9.12 23:51 
Saints be praised! The speed limit on TH-280 has been raised from FIFTY miles per hour to FIFTY-FIVE! By 2015, we may actually reach a speed limit befitting of a freeway PLUS the St. Anthony/Lauderdale/Falcon Heights speed trap radar cops might go away...
26.7.12 18:51 
Only 99 days under Minnesota #twolves basketball @TargetCenterMN!
6.6.12 09:50 
I live in Minnesota; I only care who is governor of Wisconsin to the extent that it annoys people in New York (and Minnesota)
27.5.12 21:51 
Did you know we have our own Darfur? (Me neither!) (Wikipedia entry for Darfur, MN)
9.5.12 23:47 
I'm sure our politicians will be perfectly happy placing all the blame on the #Vikings walking away - I'm just glad the Internet tax is dead
9.5.12 23:42 
Once again, I see no MNternet tax nor mentions of Mall of America in the latest iteration of the bill - keeping my fingers crossed
9.5.12 23:40 
I think this is the bill! https://www.revisor.mn.gov/bin/bldbill.php?bill=ccrhf2958A.html&session=ls87
9.5.12 22:02 
All right, going back to delete my earlier tweets - hopefully I can make them all again real soon now
9.5.12 21:55 
And now the link doesn't work, so who knows if I was looking at the correct bill...
9.5.12 21:52 
I also don't see any mention of the Mall of America in the revised stadium bill. (I sure hope I'm looking at the right bill!)
9.5.12 21:51 
I'm not seeing the MNternet tax in the revised stadium bill. So...there's that, at least.
9.5.12 21:37 
RT @kwatt: Here is the conference committee report on the #vikings stadium: http://ow.ly/aOtME #mnleg (Real deal, I promise.)
7.5.12 22:18 
Minneapolis folks: stadium debate is close to wrapping up - watch the vote on Comcast ch. 202
7.5.12 19:59 
You know what's REALLY living? Watching the MN house debate amendments to the stadium bill. This is why cable TV was invented!
4.5.12 23:54 
RT @TheDeetsBlog: New Post: Misleading the Legislature into Providing Corporate Welfare for a Vikings Stadium #wilfare http://bit.ly/LbCg63
3.5.12 16:05 
Twitter debate (or "you're doing it wrong") (Twitter screengrab)
19.4.12 16:24 
@GovMarkDayton Your thoughts about an up or down vote on the #Vikings stadium for Minneapolis taxpayers?
19.4.12 13:28 
Yeah...sorry about that, everybody! RT @RickKupchella: STDs reach record high in Minnesota http://pub.vitrue.com/fpsP
26.3.12 17:06 
Sure, they SAY the MN seat belt law saved 68 lives...but notice they leave out how many murders those 68 people went on to commit?
4.3.12 15:14 
These people who make a big deal about SNL talking about Minnesota - are they actual Minnesotans? I see two arguments - 1: they really ARE actual Minnesotans unused to being mentioned so prominently on either coast, therefore it's worthy of comment; 2: they AREN'T Minnesotans AND have such an inferiority complex because they're no longer in NY or LA that they have to pounce on mere geographical mentions as a reminder they're still relevant. YOUR THOUGHTS:
2.2.12 16:16 
Very disappointed in Klobuchar, Franken MT @JimDeMint: 59 senators voted against the earmark ban. See how yours voted: http://1.usa.gov/xPkt0s
22.1.12 14:33 
Hey, have you heard about the MN maker of Rick Santorum sweater vests? http://www.bemidjipioneer.com/event/article/id/100035895/ "Bemidji full well knows the power of the vest."
4.10.11 16:35 
Minnesotans! Follow @brand10000lakes! Then, follow @nicole_meyer!
18.8.11 20:19 
I fell into the speed trap on 280 this morning (65 in a 50, according to his radar gun - PS, nobody actually goes 50 on 280 but usually we're pretty good at noticing the radar), but the nice St. Anthony policeman didn't want to sully my perfect Minnesota record. Also, he really seemed in a hurry to answer some other call after he talked to me, taking off with sirens blaring, so I guess I have some criminal in St Anthony/Lauderdale/Falcon Heights to give partial thanks.
1.8.11 13:07 
RT @MinnStateFair: It’s free, it’s portable, it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for…the 2011 Minnesota State Fair iPhone and Android apps are here!
1.8.11 12:37 
At 6:05PM four years ago? Taking a break from moving into the new house - soon, I'd be digging up rabbit ears to watch #35W bridge coverage
28.7.11 22:08 
OK, no politics in this Minnesota meandering--well, maybe one reference...

So there's this really great foodstuff called Earl's Cheese Puffs made in Savage, MN and sold here 'n' there. One serving provides 3g of trans fat (which I believe is something like a million percent of the RDA, according to our government - that's your reference). I know...food with trans fat in Minnesota, who woulda thunk it?

(continues on Facebook)
27.7.11 18:54 
@SailRabbits Of COURSE the clip contains no humour - it IS Franken, after all http://instantrimshot.com/
11.7.11 16:25 
Is it just me or does @GovMarkDayton's last video only have audio coming out of the left channel? (I'm not even joking!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTEVeFH38Vs
11.7.11 13:22 
@ellieblades There will be a state fair no matter what (I HAVE to see Morris Day in the Leinie Lodge!) http://www.minnpost.com/politicalagenda/2011/07/11/29886
7.7.11 16:22 
"How has the Minnesota Shutdown affected you if at all ?"
30.6.11 20:16 
Thanks, Governor Dayton! (StarTribune.com: What's opened, what's closed: your guide to the state shutdown)
27.6.11 18:27 
"Which, if any, do you get first: Mini donuts, pronto pups or Sweet Martha's cookies?"
27.6.11 16:27 
"My state's fair no longer exists, it was replaced by a casino. Does the Minnesota State Fair have a chicken you play tic-tac-toe against?"
21.6.11 16:03 
Your newest bookmark for next week: The Como Park "Corpse Cam:" http://www.comozooconservatory.org/news/corpse-flower-will-soon-make-a-big-stink-check-out-the-webcam/ (no, it's a corpse FLOWER)
13.6.11 19:30 
Hey, Michele "one ell, two ens" Bachmann is trending! Well, her Farve-esque doppelganger is, anyway
24.5.11 12:25 
"What's better, Minneapolis or St. Paul?"
23.5.11 23:46 

Stop flipping me off! The state TOLD me to merge all the way up here!
(dothezippermerge.org)
22.5.11 00:12 
On the plus side, 18 months of gay marriage debate can't help but stimulate the MN economy, right?
22.5.11 00:10 
Thanks, Minnesota! No matter what your position on gay marriage, I'm sure we can all look forward to 18 months of bullshit.
10.5.11 15:56 
So...can I buy beer on a Sunday in this state yet? No? How about liquor at a grocery store EVER? No? Well, I'm not as excited as you are
23.4.11 22:33 
Pioneer Press Peeps dioramas charmingly Minnesotan (cc: @hotdiggitydoll) (photo)
9.3.11 12:00 
Hey @wcco830, I'LL take that Saturday 7am slot. I converse with Minnesotans practically every day!
9.3.11 11:58 
Governor @Mark_Dayton desires conversation with Minnesotans, but not on Saturdays @7. (Or on Twitter...he hasn't tweeted since Election Day)
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