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29.1.13 15:51 
Booking against the smarks 100% of the time makes watching shows as much fun as booking FOR the smarks 100% of the time - find middle ground
29.1.13 15:50 
The children DO NOT CARE which decade your reference is from, so stop bringing it up. Errol Flynn mentions are not what's making crap shows
29.1.13 15:49 
Also, anybody left behind those headsets who remember ANY history? Events from a year or two ago unmentioned, forgotten - while we remember
29.1.13 15:48 
Speaking of, when did commentators get so awful? Half their patter is now obviously regurgitated talking points fed via production headset
29.1.13 15:48 
When the live audience isn't providing "laugh track" response you were hoping for, doubling down with commentator chuckles is NOT the fix
29.1.13 15:47 
If an angle's logic can be blown away with "Hey (superstar), watch this backstage segment published to YouTube" tweet, it needs rewriting
29.1.13 15:46 
Put @WWE headquarters in Los Angeles with #RAW airing on a three hour tape delay. Would they still care more about Twitter than TV ratings?
29.1.13 15:45 
No ratings? No problem! Ratings are only a secondary goal to stoking crowd chants and dominating the Twitter trending topics. That's MONEY
29.1.13 15:45 
And isn't it OK to skip the first 2:50 anyway? If ratings mattered, WHY would they try so hard to get people to use "THE APP" during ads?
29.1.13 15:44 
When your @WWE 3 hour show is absolute garbage except for a killer final segment, aren't you telling the "Universe" to skip the first 2:50?
29.1.13 15:43 
Gonna try a 10 tweet editorial on stuff bugging me about #RAW and @WWE in general - if any resonate w/ you, retweets definitely appreciated
29.1.13 15:42 
Apologies in advance to any Timberwolves fans following me who hate wrestling for the following Twitter experiment:
29.1.13 15:00 
SYMC closing quote: 21.91 ▲0.02 (Range: 21.66 - 21.96)
29.1.13 14:23 
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Listened to Underworld - The Anthology 1992-2012
29.1.13 13:46 @dhm Nooooooooo booze pix or we riot (figuratively)
29.1.13 13:45 
Happy to be a fan sponsor of the 52! RT @KeselowskiBrian: Thank you all for the congratulations. Cant wait to announce the primary sponsor.
29.1.13 13:26 
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Listened to Sneaker Pimps - Covers
29.1.13 13:22 
Coffee
29.1.13 12:23 
RT @alex_cono: Where is Ricky? Please fix this ... #twolves http://lockerz.com/s/280165998
29.1.13 10:58 
Symantec (Roseville, MN)
29.1.13 10:52 
Listened to Metrik - Essential Mix 2013-01-26
28.1.13 23:47 
I'm watching The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
28.1.13 23:01 
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I'm watching The Late Show with David Letterman
28.1.13 22:15 
.@jpreyno I like that it looks like a botch, though - looked more "real" to me with a "non-wrestler" taking the F5 + still looked very OW!
28.1.13 22:10 
Now, that - THAT was worth the fifty bucks I didn't pay for Royal Rumble #RAW
28.1.13 22:09 
WAOOOAOAOAAAAAAOOOOOOW #RAW
28.1.13 22:08 
Brock Lesnar is brought to you by Jimmy John's, CASE IH Farming Equipment and Rocky Mountain Dealerships #RAW
28.1.13 22:07 
WELL #RAW
28.1.13 21:55 
Since this sketch is in the money slot, we HAVE to have Brock Lesnar here, right? Er.....right? #RAW
28.1.13 21:49 
It's 9:49 - do you know where Fandango is? #RAW
28.1.13 21:40 
When's Vickie bringing back Jack Swagger? It's what's right for business! #RAW
28.1.13 21:31 
"Alex Trebek? Try making a reference from this century!" - what Cole was thinking (Cole was wrong) #RAW
28.1.13 21:30 
Keep apologising, Cole - keep apologising. #RAW
28.1.13 21:28 
I'm snickering audibly RT @tapemachines: This is going to be hilarious.
28.1.13 21:22 
What exactly would Heyman be terminated from? He's a special adviser to Punk and Brock - aren't THEY paying him and not WWE? #RAW
28.1.13 21:15 
Decent announcer or veteran script writer would include @WWESheamus' 1st title win in a Tables Match - unfortunately, @WWE has neither #RAW
28.1.13 21:04 
You know what else we never got? ("Ice cream bars?") Well, yes, but...what happened with that new belt we all saw photos of? #RAW
28.1.13 21:02 
Hopefully they'll now set up the rematch Cena already spoilered for us #RAW
28.1.13 21:01 
A HA HA HA HA HA TWINKIE TITS HA HA HA THAT'S TRENDING NOW #RAW
28.1.13 20:58 Obligatory "I like to call it Lost Wages" tweet
28.1.13 20:57 
One thing very evident over these past 24 hrs: "The Rock" most difficult name for announcer Justin Jason Roberts to really "Roberts" up #RAW
28.1.13 20:52 
RT @robvertrees: @CRZ That's some good obscure knowledge recall there... // It's all I have to show for it! Kids: never recap wrestling
28.1.13 20:50 
Cole: "I promise, folks - things'll get better!" (cut to COMING UP: THE ROCK graphic) Me: "IT'S NOT GETTING BETTER!" #RAW
28.1.13 20:41 
Probably the best duct taping ever (out of the 3 I can remember) #RAW But I can't BELIEVE we didn't even get ONE "poked the bear"
28.1.13 20:34 
@robvertrees Not as memorable as "mohel of mercy?" :)
28.1.13 20:33 
PLACE BETS NOW: Over/under on @JCLayfield saying "poked the bear:" 6 #RAW
28.1.13 20:26 
Guys, he was a HIP HOP HIPPO. #RAW #digginthegrave
28.1.13 20:23 
Nailed it. You should follow me. #RAW
28.1.13 20:19 
50/50 chance Tensai comes out in lingerie anyway, because we all know WWE Superstars never watch their own television #RAW
28.1.13 20:10 
Nothing personal, voiceover guy, but get the F outta here #RAW
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