| 20.5.13 21:55  |  
   | I have no idea why you would choose "RealCurtisAxel" over "CurtisAxel" when you had the chance, though.   | 
| 20.5.13 21:51  |  
   | By the way, a squatter has already picked up  (hopefully a WWE squatter!) now that he's   | 
| 20.5.13 21:49  |  
   | Oh, *I* get it!  He can't be Curt Axel because there's still a Curt Hawkins!  Vince won't let us have two!   | 
| 20.5.13 21:42  |  
   | Don't blame me - I voted for Oaton  | 
| 20.5.13 21:29  |  
   | What I'm saying is....it seems like there might be better ways to utilize resources to pander to larger segments of the audience  | 
| 20.5.13 21:29  |  
   | I GUESS you could get excited about 150K votes...but aren't there supposed to be MILLIONS of viewers?   | 
| 20.5.13 21:21  |  
   | Do you think that's the same line H gives before he .... nah, too easy  | 
| 20.5.13 21:13  |  
   | DID YOU KNOW?  Mike Adamle is the focus of four parody accounts on Twitter...none of which are active.  "JAMAICAN ME CRAZY, TAZZ!"  | 
| 20.5.13 21:04  |  
   | Sad thought: With the demise (hiatus?) of "Saturday Morning Slam," does that mean the end of appearances by The Dazzler?  | 
| 20.5.13 20:37  |  
   | Wait - is Ryback the beast incarnate, or is Brock Lesnar?  I kinda doubt Vince would let us have more than one  | 
| 20.5.13 20:30  |  
   | I'd vote for Randy Oaton  | 
| 20.5.13 20:30  |  
   | AND grabbed her butt!  AND they REPLAYED it!    | 
| 20.5.13 20:12  |  
   |  Ha! | 
| 20.5.13 20:06  |  
   | So is it Curt or Curtis?  Did "CURTIS" not fit on the video wall?   | 
| 20.5.13 20:05  |  
   |  Hmmm....maybe The Axe, presented by AXE Body Spray?  That's SYNERGY! | 
| 20.5.13 20:04  |  
   |  Who's that blonde?  I like her bangs. | 
| 20.5.13 20:03  |  
   |  It don't exactly make my blood run cold | 
| 20.5.13 20:01  |  
   | Oh, is it the top of the hour?  By all means, fire up 's music and pop that quarter hour!   | 
| 20.5.13 20:01  |  
   | Do you smell what The Curt is cookin'?™  | 
| 20.5.13 20:00  |  
   | Curt Axel?  Did it work with Rocky Maivia?  (Hey wait)   | 
| 20.5.13 19:57  |  
   | Ah, good choice (but horrible new name choice and horrible theme remix)!  | 
| 20.5.13 19:55  |  
   | "It's TIME to play....ROLLLERBALLLLLLLLL!" -   | 
| 20.5.13 19:54  |  
   |  Least likely 3rd guy: Umaga | 
| 20.5.13 19:52  |  
   | By the way, hard to believe BOTH superstars™ on the "panel" jobbed tonight - too bad they can't book a Foley job while they're at it  | 
| 20.5.13 19:48  |  
   | Sure hope Heyman's newest client is somebody I've never heard of  | 
| 20.5.13 19:20  |  
   | WWE's "Stop watching the match in the ring for Road Dogg on THE APP!" SLIGHTLY worse than me hoping you read this tweet during ad break  | 
| 20.5.13 19:13  |  
   | If Fandango's pyro only exists for Michael Cole to mock it, why bother?  (I could ask that about a lot of things Michael Cole mocks)  | 
| 20.5.13 19:08  |  
   | Hey wait.....Payback....Ryback.... nah, nothing there  | 
| 20.5.13 19:07  |  
   | Of course, now we learn that the REAL  Payback is the idea of serving up yet another Cena/Ryback main event  | 
| 20.5.13 19:02  |  
   | "But the REAL winners were THE FANS!" -   | 
| 20.5.13 17:43  |   | Why is it OK to keep running deficits at all? MT : Can We (Congress) lift sequester now that the deficit is declining? | 
| 20.5.13 16:47  |   | I was excited to get to 777 followers, but my 777th follower is a suspended account - OH, TWITTER. | 
| 20.5.13 16:46  |   | RIP Ray Manzarek - I wish I'd tried harder to play like you than I did to look like you.  Cancer sucks.   | 
| 20.5.13 16:29  |  
   | 24oz bottle of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 20.5.13 15:00  |  
   | SYMC closing quote: 24.15 â–¼0.15 (Range: 24.06 - 24.32) | 
| 20.5.13 13:34  |  
   |  Great article on  but you never identified who was answering the questions! | 
| 20.5.13 13:13  |  
   | Let the record reflect that on this day  made good on his promise to buy me a steak lunch | 
| 20.5.13 12:42  |   | Axel's Charhouse - Roseville (Roseville, MN) | 
| 20.5.13 11:01  |  
   |   Symantec (Roseville, MN) | 
| 19.5.13 23:58  |   | Can of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 19.5.13 18:48  |  
   | Frozen web streaming - It's THE NEW WAY TO WATCH TELEVISION™!    | 
| 19.5.13 18:47  |  
   | I'm sure  freezing their YouTube preshow is yet another way to get me onto THE APP...what? It's frozen too? It's just incompetence? OK | 
| 18.5.13 23:36  |   | I'm only up to the 1st musical number on the DVR-delayed  - has anyone else asked how much Nitzer Ebb Kanye's been listening to lately? | 
| 18.5.13 23:06  |  
   | GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL  FOR THE WIN | 
| 18.5.13 23:03  |  
   | Thanks for the overtime, !  That  race took FOREVER | 
| 18.5.13 20:10  |   | Can of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 18.5.13 19:36  |  
   | Showdown over:  sets a new record by racing in at least 11 different cars, according to  ticker  | 
| 18.5.13 19:32  |  
   | This lap's  car number in the  ticker: 32 () - 3 laps of this go | 
| 18.5.13 19:30  |  
   | This lap's  car number in the  ticker: 17 () | 
| 18.5.13 19:29  |  
   | This lap's  car number in the  ticker: 1 () - 9 laps of this to go |