| 13.7.13 16:57  |  
   | Oh my GOD, could Marty Reid suck any more  | 
| 13.7.13 15:25  |   | Can of Heritage Dr Pepper | 
| 13.7.13 15:09  |   |  I want my five minutes back.  If you're gonna troll, troll hard.  Super weak writing.  Do people get paid to write that? | 
| 13.7.13 14:28  |   | Checking the gauge after last night's stealth thunderstorm... a shocking 2.5" between 4am and 8am | 
| 13.7.13 14:22  |   | After briefly getting above 800, I lost 6 followers last night!  I wonder if any of them were ever real. | 
| 13.7.13 05:19  |  
   | I think I need to hang out on turntable.fm more often than once every 18 months. (Cc: Jane) | 
| 13.7.13 03:41  |  
   | [+] [–]  Hung out in room "I ♥ The 80's" for 3 hours (41 songs!) | 
| 13.7.13 03:19  |  
   | ♬ You're a boy who was a man who is a tree / Perfect Hair Forever ♬ http://youtu.be/-hxjdKzJ1v4  | 
| 13.7.13 03:11  |  
   | This will always be my favourite episode of "Perfect Hair Forever" - of course,  could always win me over with new ones! | 
| 12.7.13 23:19  |   | WOW!  I have 800 followers! 
 
Thank you so much for following me. 
 
(Could you please ask 99,200 of your friends to also follow me?) | 
| 12.7.13 19:53  |  
   | Listened to Kraftwerk - The Voice Of Energy / Ohm Sweet Ohm | 
| 12.7.13 19:45  |  
   | Listened to Matthew Dear - Give Me More | 
| 12.7.13 19:42  |  
   | Listened to Prefuse 73 - Busy Signal | 
| 12.7.13 19:40  |  
   | Listened to Kim Carnes - Bette Davis Eyes (12" version) | 
| 12.7.13 18:48  |  
   | Listened to Sigur Rós - Svefn-g-englar | 
| 12.7.13 17:36  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Kraftwerk - Live on Radio Bremen 25.6.1971 | 
| 12.7.13 15:53  |   | I'd forward that KTVU screengrab, but you've already seen it five times. | 
| 12.7.13 15:17  |   | Cheddar Cheese | 
| 12.7.13 15:00  |  
   | SYMC closing quote: 23.83 ▲0.18 (Range: 23.43 - 23.85) | 
| 12.7.13 14:43  |  
   | "Sharknado:" 600,000 tweets... and a 0.4 rating.  Will this news reach anyone responsible for 's awesome social media strategy? | 
| 12.7.13 14:34  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Jestofunk - The Anthology | 
| 12.7.13 14:34  |   | GUYS I'M TRENDING WORLDWIDE | 
| 12.7.13 14:33  |  
   | RT : In  I trust.    | 
| 12.7.13 14:25  |  
   |  SPEED DICE: 9 | 
| 12.7.13 13:43  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Big Audio Dynamite II - The Globe | 
| 12.7.13 13:42  |  
   | TGIC | 
| 12.7.13 13:18  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Knife Party - 100% No Modern Talking | 
| 12.7.13 12:31  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Justice - Audio, Video, Disco | 
| 12.7.13 12:28  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: VANILLA  | 
| 12.7.13 10:04  |  
   |   Symantec (Roseville, MN) | 
| 12.7.13 10:01  |  
   | Listened to LCD Soundsystem - Daft Punk Is Playing at My House | 
| 12.7.13 09:56  |  
   | Listened to DJ Touche - The Paddle | 
| 11.7.13 22:37  |   |  Can I be first to say "REVEIW" isn't how it's spelled? | 
| 11.7.13 21:54  |   | Guys I've been waiting all night and they're finally gonna play "Mambo No. 5"  | 
| 11.7.13 20:57  |  
   | Listened to Bruce Channel - Keep On | 
| 11.7.13 20:55  |  
   | Listened to The Who - Join Together | 
| 11.7.13 20:50  |  
   | Listened to David Bowie - Something In The Air | 
| 11.7.13 20:15  |  
   | The Home Depot (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 11.7.13 19:18  |  
   | Rainbow Foods (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 11.7.13 19:14  |  
   | Listened to Depeche Mode - Behind the Wheel | 
| 11.7.13 19:08  |  
   | Listened to Breach - Essential Mix 2013-07-06 | 
| 11.7.13 18:48  |   |  It's gettin' kinda hectic | 
| 11.7.13 18:07  |   | Because I'm fairly confident he'll never read it here on Twitter, I feel I can tell you that  is one of the strangest cats I know | 
| 11.7.13 17:38  |  
   | Hmm, 7-Eleven uses  maps - but when I go directly to Bing, THEY have the correct mileage.  Must be a sneaky  map trick | 
| 11.7.13 17:32  |   |  What a tempting offer | 
| 11.7.13 17:31  |  
   | Actually, DRIVING to that  is more like 270 miles (note to self: trust Google Maps over 7-eleven "maps") | 
| 11.7.13 17:25  |  
   | Yearly check of nearest  to here remains Madison, WI (230 miles) so, once again, no free  for me for another year | 
| 11.7.13 16:01  |  
   | Listened to Knife Party - 1Live Rocker 2012-12-02 | 
| 11.7.13 15:59  |  
   | "But Officer, nobody's replied to my Twitter campaign!" MT : Help us fill in the blank for lame speeding excuses.   | 
| 11.7.13 15:22  |   | When the dude in Snap! tells us he's serious as cancer when he says rhythm is a dancer, was he worried that we just assume he's joking? Why? |