| 15.7.13 21:29 |  | RT : it's a show on e! i can't believe they don't have a series called BITCH PLEASE starring mary kate olsen's drag queen tile installer |
| 15.7.13 21:23 |
 | Do you think they'll mute the word "bitch" on like they do on ? |
| 15.7.13 21:22 | | Nah, my bit is repetition. Repetition. Repetition. |
| 15.7.13 21:16 |
| Brock Lesnar has been brought to you tonight by Jimmy John's, CASE IH Farming Equipment, and Rocky Mountain Dealerships |
| 15.7.13 21:02 |
| I hope the first thing says is "My name is Paul Heyman..." |
| 15.7.13 20:56 |
| (The match was pretty good! The commentary sucked donkey balls.) (Cc: ) |
| 15.7.13 20:55 |
| That match *totally* made me want to watch some other show! Unfortunately, that show was not "Total Divas on E!" |
| 15.7.13 20:43 |
| Feeling pretty good for 's chances!!! |
| 15.7.13 20:24 |
| Really excited about the new Performance Center! Looking forward to all the performance enhancing yet to come! |
| 15.7.13 20:22 |
| When Vince heard the "Randy Savage" chant, he noted to Creative to change Orton's first name because "crowd was confused" |
| 15.7.13 20:16 |
| I don't know if I can accept the son of IRS telling me he thinks he knows my what was in MY father's head |
| 15.7.13 20:15 |
| Truth's hairdo was no match for the coven of beardos that is the Wyatt family |
| 15.7.13 20:14 | | It just didn't sell the beatdown for me like....I dunno, like Jake Roberts' "Trust Me" would have, for example |
| 15.7.13 20:12 |
| I guess ' extended absence can be traced to that super scary new hairdo? |
| 15.7.13 20:06 |
| "The Decision?" Really?™ |
| 15.7.13 20:05 |
| Would have been better if they had played any music besides "Light It Up" - or OR maybe played no music at all and let folks boo them! |
| 15.7.13 19:41 |
 | What happened to you man? You used to be cool RT : Remember when a star was born? Like if you're Fandango-ing at home! |
| 15.7.13 18:20 |  | Broasted @ Countryside Family Restaurant |
| 15.7.13 18:09 |  | Let's try this - Countryside Family Restaurant (Saint Paul, MN) |
| 15.7.13 16:58 | 
 | 24 oz bottle of Diet Dr Pepper |
| 15.7.13 16:01 | | Funny, I was just thinking how much I hated PHL! (There are lots of iPads in the restaurants; also, I hear the men's rooms are fun) |
| 15.7.13 15:57 | | Another star wrapper! @ Symantec |
| 15.7.13 15:00 | 
| SYMC closing quote: 23.92 ▲0.09 (Range: 23.74 - 23.94) |
| 15.7.13 14:55 |  | Chicken |
| 15.7.13 14:22 | | Woe to the intern preparing a "list of funny geo locations" index card for Berman to use during the HR derby: "HE HIT THAT ONE TO SCARSDALE" |
| 15.7.13 13:05 | 
| Hot coffee |
| 15.7.13 11:56 |
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACKBERRY |
| 15.7.13 10:42 |
|  Symantec (Roseville, MN) |
| 15.7.13 10:29 |
 | U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 15.7.13 01:06 | | Can of Caffeine Free Diet Dr Pepper |
| 15.7.13 00:13 |
| Hey, if you're still up - which do you prefer in your PPVs - crappy backstage vignettes or crappy "panel of experts" discussions? |
| 14.7.13 23:11 |
 | RT : 50th retweet gets this Venture Bros cel http://bit.ly/Uvy72r http://pic.twitter.com/pgwwqBh7Gt |
| 14.7.13 21:28 |
| Nobody said "Rolling Thunder." :( |
| 14.7.13 21:14 |
| "I heard John Cena retained with an FU."
"No, he made Henry tap to the STF. Also, it's called the AA now."
"Right, what I said." |
| 14.7.13 20:52 | | 2 cans of Diet Dr Pepper Cherry |
| 14.7.13 18:13 |
| Super fun to load up the YouTube preshow early to hear the theme song on auto repeat. MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEY |
| 14.7.13 01:19 | | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
| 13.7.13 22:34 | | If you ever see me... |
| 13.7.13 22:26 | | There's absolutely no room for subtlety and nuance in your opinions here on Twitter!
Take that shit to Facebook where it belongs! |
| 13.7.13 22:02 |  | Well, the jury probably saw more of the trial than you did. |
| 13.7.13 21:21 |
 | No, I'm watching the truck race. Why? |
| 13.7.13 19:11 |
 | SUMMER LEAGUE DOUBLE DOUBLE WATCH: CHRIS JOHNSON (11 & 10, :25.9 4th) |
| 13.7.13 17:45 |
| OK, you win - I'll "Watch ESPN" to see the /NBDL All-stars Summer League game: http://espn.go.com/watchespn/player/_/id/1045699/ |
| 13.7.13 17:43 | | I just watched the video - very high tech! |
| 13.7.13 17:25 | | I'm of a certain age, so seeing the letters Q and Z in phone numbers still bothers me |
| 13.7.13 16:57 |
| Oh my GOD, could Marty Reid suck any more |
| 13.7.13 15:25 | | Can of Heritage Dr Pepper |
| 13.7.13 15:09 | | I want my five minutes back. If you're gonna troll, troll hard. Super weak writing. Do people get paid to write that? |
| 13.7.13 14:28 | | Checking the gauge after last night's stealth thunderstorm... a shocking 2.5" between 4am and 8am |
| 13.7.13 14:22 | | After briefly getting above 800, I lost 6 followers last night! I wonder if any of them were ever real. |
