| 15.7.13 21:55  |  
   | NOBODY GETS HIGHER THAN ROB VAN DAM  | 
| 15.7.13 21:49  |  
   | BTW, I haven't been paying attention, but maybe you have...has Dunn managed to time the  ad breaks to coincide with the HR Derby ones? | 
| 15.7.13 21:45  |  
   |  Don't feel bad - one of the Wolves' PR Twitters made the same mistake earlier today (and deleted their tweet) | 
| 15.7.13 21:44  |  
   | What was 's last appearance on ?  Get this...he pinned  in 0:43 on "RAW XV" (12/10/07) http://CRZ.us/377018 | 
| 15.7.13 21:29  |   | . I'm not 100% sure they don't! | 
| 15.7.13 21:29  |   | RT :  it's a show on e! i can't believe they don't have a series called BITCH PLEASE starring mary kate olsen's drag queen tile installer | 
| 15.7.13 21:23  |  
   | Do you think they'll mute the word "bitch" on  like they do on ? | 
| 15.7.13 21:22  |   |  Nah, my bit is repetition.  Repetition.  Repetition. | 
| 15.7.13 21:16  |  
   | Brock Lesnar has been brought to you tonight by Jimmy John's, CASE IH Farming Equipment, and Rocky Mountain Dealerships  | 
| 15.7.13 21:02  |  
   | I hope the first thing  says is "My name is Paul Heyman..."  | 
| 15.7.13 20:56  |  
   | (The match was pretty good!  The commentary sucked donkey balls.) (Cc: )  | 
| 15.7.13 20:55  |  
   | That match *totally* made me want to watch some other show!  Unfortunately, that show was not "Total Divas on E!"  | 
| 15.7.13 20:43  |  
   | Feeling pretty good for 's chances!!!  | 
| 15.7.13 20:24  |  
   | Really excited about the new  Performance Center!  Looking forward to all the performance enhancing yet to come!    | 
| 15.7.13 20:22  |  
   | When Vince heard the "Randy Savage" chant, he noted to Creative to change Orton's first name because "crowd was confused"   | 
| 15.7.13 20:16  |  
   | I don't know if I can accept the son of IRS telling me he thinks he knows my what was in MY father's head  | 
| 15.7.13 20:15  |  
   | Truth's hairdo was no match for the coven of beardos that is the Wyatt family  | 
| 15.7.13 20:14  |   |  It just didn't sell the beatdown for me like....I dunno, like Jake Roberts' "Trust Me" would have, for example | 
| 15.7.13 20:12  |  
   | I guess ' extended absence can be traced to that super scary new hairdo?   | 
| 15.7.13 20:06  |  
   | "The Decision?"  Really?™   | 
| 15.7.13 20:05  |  
   | Would have been better if they had played any music besides "Light It Up" - or OR maybe played no music at all and let folks boo them!  | 
| 15.7.13 19:41  |  
   | What happened to you man? You used to be cool RT : Remember when a star was born? Like if you're Fandango-ing at home!   | 
| 15.7.13 18:20  |   | Broasted @ Countryside Family Restaurant | 
| 15.7.13 18:09  |   | Let's try this - Countryside Family Restaurant (Saint Paul, MN) | 
| 15.7.13 16:58  |  
   | 24 oz bottle of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 15.7.13 16:01  |   |  Funny, I was just thinking how much I hated PHL!  (There are lots of iPads in the restaurants; also, I hear the men's rooms are fun) | 
| 15.7.13 15:57  |   | Another star wrapper! @ Symantec | 
| 15.7.13 15:00  |  
   | SYMC closing quote: 23.92 ▲0.09 (Range: 23.74 - 23.94) | 
| 15.7.13 14:55  |   | Chicken | 
| 15.7.13 14:22  |   | Woe to the intern preparing a "list of funny geo locations" index card for Berman to use during the HR derby: "HE HIT THAT ONE TO SCARSDALE" | 
| 15.7.13 13:05  |  
   | Hot coffee | 
| 15.7.13 11:56  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACKBERRY  | 
| 15.7.13 10:42  |  
   |   Symantec (Roseville, MN) | 
| 15.7.13 10:29  |  
   |   U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 15.7.13 01:06  |   | Can of Caffeine Free Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 15.7.13 00:13  |  
   | Hey, if you're still up - which do you prefer in your  PPVs - crappy backstage vignettes or crappy "panel of experts" discussions? | 
| 14.7.13 23:11  |  
   | RT : 50th retweet gets this Venture Bros cel http://bit.ly/Uvy72r http://pic.twitter.com/pgwwqBh7Gt | 
| 14.7.13 21:28  |  
   | Nobody said "Rolling Thunder." :( | 
| 14.7.13 21:14  |  
   | "I heard John Cena retained with an FU." 
"No, he made Henry tap to the STF.  Also, it's called the AA now." 
"Right, what I said."  | 
| 14.7.13 20:52  |   | 2 cans of Diet Dr Pepper Cherry | 
| 14.7.13 18:13  |  
   | Super fun to load up the YouTube preshow early to hear the  theme song on auto repeat.  MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEY | 
| 14.7.13 01:19  |   | Can of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 13.7.13 22:34  |   |  If you ever see me... | 
| 13.7.13 22:26  |   | There's absolutely no room for subtlety and nuance in your opinions here on Twitter! 
 
Take that shit to Facebook where it belongs! | 
| 13.7.13 22:02  |   | Well, the jury probably saw more of the trial than you did. | 
| 13.7.13 21:21  |  
   | No, I'm watching the truck race.  Why? | 
| 13.7.13 19:11  |  
   |  SUMMER LEAGUE DOUBLE DOUBLE WATCH: CHRIS JOHNSON (11 & 10, :25.9 4th) | 
| 13.7.13 17:45  |  
   | OK, you win - I'll "Watch ESPN" to see the /NBDL All-stars Summer League game: http://espn.go.com/watchespn/player/_/id/1045699/ | 
| 13.7.13 17:43  |   |  I just watched the video - very high tech! | 
| 13.7.13 17:25  |   | I'm of a certain age, so seeing the letters Q and Z in phone numbers still bothers me |