| 19.8.13 19:43 | 
 | HOLY CRAP WAS THAT THE EYE OF SAURON |
| 19.8.13 19:24 |
| "Golly, this shit sandwich is the best shit sandwich I've had in years!" "Hey, remember when we had food in our sandwiches?" |
| 19.8.13 19:20 | | I hope that makes the telecast and also that you don't really believe that and are just saying it to try to make the telecast |
| 19.8.13 18:04 | 
 | Listened to K-X-P - Labirynth |
| 19.8.13 17:50 |
| Listened to Kölsch - Oma |
| 19.8.13 15:00 | 
 | SYMC closing quote: 26.19 ▼0.05 (Range: 26.11 - 26.57) |
| 19.8.13 13:22 | 
| Coffee |
| 19.8.13 09:57 |
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE TURNOVER (wait...is this Thursday?) |
| 19.8.13 09:43 | 
|  Symantec (Roseville, MN) |
| 18.8.13 21:56 |
| Maybe. I mean I couldn't enjoy the moment because I was too busy dreading what I thought was coming next. |
| 18.8.13 21:50 |
| See, THIS is the problem with being me. |
| 18.8.13 21:48 |
| I still have this fear this show won't end without a Pedigree and Orton |
| 18.8.13 21:41 |
| Hey has anybody seen....oh sorry |
| 18.8.13 21:08 | 
 | My wife did me the great honor of using me as the model for her first iPhone photo...proof that she loves me very, very much. (You must select and scroll for full effect...you know I did!) (photo) |
| 18.8.13 20:58 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
| 18.8.13 20:57 |
| (because they've never heard of live streaming, I mean) |
| 18.8.13 20:57 |
| WWE SMS is going wild tonight - they must be trying to spoiler everybody who planned on downloading this PPV to watch for "free" at 1am |
| 18.8.13 18:54 |
| NONE OF THOSE TOUTS WERE ACTUAL TOUTS |
| 18.8.13 18:50 |
| Not exactly a PPV-order-inspiring finish there |
| 18.8.13 18:07 | | Holiday Station Store (St. Paul, MN) |
| 18.8.13 17:57 | | Golden Gate Cafe (St Paul, MN) |
| 18.8.13 17:12 |
 | NEW PHONE TIME! - T-Mobile (St Paul, MN) |
| 18.8.13 16:45 |
| What time DOES the Summerfest start? |
| 18.8.13 14:20 |
 | Staying out to lead a lap is the dumbest points move ever - you ALWAYS end up finishing more than 1 position (point) worse |
| 18.8.13 05:24 |
 | 79 DAYS TO ELECTION DAY: Starting tomorrow, I'll start comparing and contrasting myself vs. some of the 34 other candidates. I hope to do one a day for the next seven weeks (taking weekends off). If you stick through all 34 status updates, I promise you you will know more about this race than you may ever learn from the Star-Tribune...or, indeed, more than you ever thought you wanted to know in the first place. In the process, we'll see if I end up trolling any of the other campaigns - which certainly won't be my intent, gosh no! At least...not at first. |
| 18.8.13 01:54 | | There are so many great things about this game but the best is that the Bulldogs unis carry a Mission logo - yes, the tortilla people |
| 18.8.13 01:31 | | GUYS GUYS LIVE AUSSIE RULES FOOTBALL ON FOX SPORTS 2 I AM NOT EVEN MAKING THIS UP |
| 17.8.13 21:43 |
 | lol Sonnen |
| 17.8.13 21:37 |
| Wow, either it really HAS been that long or I only ever "watch" UFC by having it on while I stare at the laptop |
| 17.8.13 21:36 |
| Also, maybe I just haven't watched in a while, but how long have they had these weird Filmlook-y cameras at Octagon level to cut to? |
| 17.8.13 21:33 |
| I'd gladly trade Bruce Buffer bursting a blood vessel for performances of the national anthems of USA and Brazil |
| 17.8.13 21:13 |
| WHAT THE HECK |
| 17.8.13 21:07 |
| PSA: Alistair Overeem about to fight on RIGHT NOW |
| 17.8.13 21:06 | | Because http://ask.fm/CRZ |
| 17.8.13 19:56 |
 | Whoa. How long has Shoreview had a ? |
| 17.8.13 19:00 |
| My wife made coffee! |
| 17.8.13 18:38 |
| Bruce Buffer: "Fighting out of Modesto, California..." Me: "<starts paying attention>" |
| 17.8.13 18:16 |
| Well...except for a lack of feet RT : Boy whose feet were severed by a train 'doing wonderfully,' mother says http://dlvr.it/3q5Xvg |
| 17.8.13 16:40 | | But WAS he cut cleverly? |
| 17.8.13 16:22 | | Ran 0.00 miles in 0:00 |
| 17.8.13 16:08 | | Do people still use Tootie? |
| 17.8.13 03:57 |
 | I've been complaining about Mozilla screwing up Firefox since FF4. Why am I now running Firefox 23? |
| 16.8.13 23:47 | | Can of Diet Dr Pepper Cherry |
| 16.8.13 22:56 |
 | Listened to Joe Jackson - Steppin' Out |
| 16.8.13 22:51 |
 | Listened to Giorgio - Oh, L'amour |
| 16.8.13 22:22 | | Cub Foods (Roseville, MN) |
| 16.8.13 22:19 |
| Listened to Scanty Sandwich - This One |
| 16.8.13 22:12 |
| Listened to Williams Fairey Band - Let's Get Brutal (Live) |
| 16.8.13 22:08 |
| Listened to B-Movie - A Letter From Afar (Big Mix) |
| 16.8.13 21:47 |  | Where was @charlesgehr? |
