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| 6.10.13 00:00 |  | It is @PINKMINKmpls http://twitpic.com/dg8g8u >http://twitpic.com/dg8g99 http://twitpic.com/dg8g9r http://twitpic.com/dg8gae |
| 5.10.13 23:27 | | RT @DJDanielson: Does this guy really belong in a cowboy bar?! http://pic.twitter.com/dowIfxQqoG |
| 5.10.13 23:26 | | @davefinton You'll like the next one, and find the one after that equally interesting if you're still here |
| 5.10.13 23:04 | | It is @SEAWHORES (take 2) http://twitpic.com/dg87sc http://twitpic.com/dg87sm |
| 5.10.13 23:03 | | It is @SEAWHORES http://twitpic.com/dg879c http://twitpic.com/dg87n9 |
| 5.10.13 21:48 | | @davefinton It hardly seems believable! |
| 5.10.13 21:45 | | In the place to be! - Birthday Suits, Pink Mink, Seawhores, DJ Danny Henry - Turf Club (St Paul, MN) |
| 5.10.13 21:45 | | In the place to be! (at @Turf_Club for Birthday Suits, Pink Mink, Seawhores, DJ Danny Henry w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/1cifl6X |
| 5.10.13 21:28 | |  Spire Credit Union (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 5.10.13 17:32 | | He ... doesn't really have more class than him, no. #NASCAR |
| 5.10.13 17:30 | | Should make you a fan of everybody else RT @guruzim: Kyle Busch is not making me a fan. |
| 5.10.13 17:20 | | Coverage of the @keselowski 2K fun run will continue in a moment |
| 5.10.13 15:42 | | @scottchristBLH You can't powerbomb Pabon (is what I'm supposed to say) (also I'm watching Nationwide race instead of this) |
| 5.10.13 15:10 | | English Breakfast |
| 5.10.13 00:51 | | RT @dertbeats: no matter what, just put your best effort forward, do your best work. respect before checks. |
| 5.10.13 00:14 | | Dumb & Dumber Hashtag #AddaWordRuinaMovie |
| 4.10.13 23:06 | | DONG |
| 4.10.13 22:48 | | @JayJayDean Oh, James... Hey wait |
| 4.10.13 22:44 | | #AddaMemeRuinTwitter |
| 4.10.13 22:05 | | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
| 4.10.13 19:15 | | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
| 4.10.13 19:05 | | Pizza Lucé |
| 4.10.13 16:57 | | RT @PhyllisKahn: RT @ZerlinaMaxwell: thx for writing this MT @AlecMacGillis: My lingering disquiet over the shooting: http://bit.ly/1774epz |
| 4.10.13 15:35 | | Double Bergamot Earl Grey |
| 4.10.13 15:00 |   | SYMC closing quote: 24.84 ▲0.57 (Range: 24.30 - 24.92) |
| 4.10.13 14:47 | | @jjyeley1 SPEED DICE: 6 |
| 4.10.13 14:46 |  | Worlds collide! Here's #twolves president @WolvesPrez with Sergeant Slaughter: http://pic.twitter.com/QH38XOxCLB |
| 4.10.13 13:44 |  | Happy 10th Anniversary, Kim - I love you! |
| 4.10.13 13:23 | | I was the last one out of my circle of friends to get married (and I think a few of them worried that I'd be an eccentric loner forever) but I had to wait for the Internet to really take off before I could reach a girl who could fall in love with my big sexy brain before learning how physically attractive I was...not as much. She liked my pro wrestling writing, she understood my arcane references to the Mexican television I had to watch in college because there was no cable, and most importantly she liked "Joe Jackson: Live 1980-86" as much as I did so I knew pretty early on that she was the one. There was the matter of her being in New York while I was in California to get past but I suppose the terrorists helped there. She gave up New York/everything for me, but because life is funny we were only married nine months in Santa Clara before fate led us to Minneapolis. Tonight, it's been a decade as husband and wife. When you think about everything that had to happen a certain way at a certain time, it's no wonder I consider myself the luckiest man in the galaxy to have such a beautiful, smart, creative, talented, passionate person to continue to put up with all the crazy shit that comes with an association to me. I love you so much, Kim Zimmerman. I have tried to put it into words, but I fail every time...it's indescribable and you pretty much had to be there. Fortunately, you're always there. You got me, you got me and you get me. Thank you for the ten years since that pretty great party we had where we made it official. At least eighty to go! (Grooveshark: Joe Jackson - One to One (Live 1980)) |
| 4.10.13 01:16 | | Can of Caffeine Free Diet Dr Pepper |
| 3.10.13 23:32 | | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
| 3.10.13 23:17 |  | MAYORAL CANDIDATE #19: TONY LANE (SOCIALIST WORKERS PARTY) Originally from New Zealand and still has the accent to prove it, Lane lives in St. Anthony East. He has previously run in other states (Lt. Gov. of PA) and also ran last year as a write-in candidate for Keith Ellison's seat, where he received 9 votes. I also found him as a write-in in 1996, again for Minnesota, where I finally found his age - he was 44 then, which would make him 61 now. Although he filed for mayor on 8/8, Lane was running early enough to secure a spot in an eight candidate June "One Minneapolis" debate (which included two folks who later decided not to run) and received very little coverage except on Twitter and on YouTube (thanks to The Uptake, which is how I acquired this screen grab for a photo). It looks like anybody who asked would have been invited - I see Mr. Everett didn't learn about the forum until the day before, and ended up not getting invited. I hadn't decided to run yet in June. Lane has also granted an interview to a writer for the website of examiner.com (an exclusive class of writers that includes any sucker willing to lower themselves to writing for examiner.com) which served as the most significant source of biographical information - and the most significant source of the writer for examiner.com patting himself on the back for his lot in life. (Ask me what I think about examiner.com sometime!) He's actually not only a Socialist, but a Worker! He works for Olympic Steel in Plymouth. Back in the 1990s he worked at Northwest Airlines, where he tried to turn fellow members of the International Association of Machinists onto his party. He listed the website of The Militant, a "socialist newsweekly," on his filing. He doesn't appear to have an online presence of his own other than the occasional byline for The Militant (almost 200 Google results for "Tony Lane site:themilitant.com" - perhaps I should have said "frequent" instead of "occasional"). Not only a journalist, occasionally he is featured as story subject; he is mentioned often where he describes recently earned bonuses as "blood money" - so he donates them to the Socialist Workers Party Capital Fund. I admit I'm not up on my socialism, but I'm not completely sure that makes things right. I honestly can't tell you if I'd be a better mayor than this lady or not, but based on party affiliation along I believe I would be! Am I right or wrong? It's YOUR vote! NEXT: Mayor Troy |
| 3.10.13 20:50 | | @BackoftheHead @JFK_1963 can start over again on January 1st, right? |
| 3.10.13 17:41 | | The stadium agreements have finally been made public. It's expected that they'll get the rubber stamp of approval from the MSFA within hours...despite the fact that the City of Minneapolis still hasn't quite made their case for how $150,000,000 of taxpayer funds can leave the city without a vote in accordance with our City Charter. Interestingly, while two of these three documents are in machine-readable format (which means you can do text searches from your browser), the longest one - the 222 page PDF - isn't. Hopefully it will be made available in a more open format as soon as possible. (Link to "Development Agreement and Stadium Use Agreement by and Between MSFA and Minnesota Vikings MSFA - Minnesota Sports F...") |
| 3.10.13 17:33 | | Only when they're allowed to. #MPLSmayor #MPLS13 RT @Mike_Zeidler: @CRZ must they profit so obscenely while taking taxpayer money? |
| 3.10.13 17:28 | | @Mike_Zeidler I don't think anyone is disputing that the Vikings stand to profit greatly from this awful, terrible stadium deal #MPLS13 |
| 3.10.13 17:19 | | How fast can @webster make a 222 page PDF searchable? MT @JohnCroman: Details on stadium agreements: http://www.msfa.com/detail.cfm/page/msfaSite_DWCSLBTH_TNDRHUYF_HTIBIGGT/ @OpenTwinCities |
| 3.10.13 15:00 | | SYMC closing quote: 24.27 ▼0.25 (Range: 24.16 - 24.54) |
| 3.10.13 03:44 | | I'm halfway through the 35 #MPLSmayor candidates! Please check out my page at http://fb.com/CRZforMayor! Justify being up at this hour! #MPLS13 |
| 3.10.13 02:21 | | Have I mentioned I'm running for mayor recently? I am halfway through writing up all 34 of my opponents - check out my profiles and learn more than you'd ever learn from the Star Tribune. (Also, please Like and share and all that jazz) (Link to fb.com/CRZforMayor) |
| 3.10.13 02:00 | | MAYORAL CANDIDATE #18: STEPHANIE WOODRUFF (DEMOCRATIC-FARMER-LABOR) "As your Mayor, I will work everyday to make Minneapolis the smartest city in America, establish sustainable growth for our city, and lead with an open and transparent government." This is the kind of statement you're treated to if you visit the campaign website of Stephanie Woodruff, 48, Whittier. It's even worse if you head over to the Facebook site - the kind of worthless platitudes that server as Exhibit A in the kind of politician that drives me NUTS and inevitably ends up hogging all the mainstream coverage...for reasons I can't really comprehend. Woodruff is one of the favored 6-8 "top" candidates by virtue of ... I really don't know. She didn't show up to the DFL convention to seek the endorsement but popped up after the DFL failed to endorse anybody. I guess it's because she serves on the Audit Committee (which I will also confess to not knowing what the heck THAT is) as a Rybak appointee - and any connection to Mayor Rybak should concern you right off the bat, but that may be just me...anyway, she's an "insider" but running as if she's not (except when affording herself of the coverage the "insiders" get...I'm getting ranty, let's move on) Somehow, she DID secure the endorsement of the *Independence* Party - which on its face seems to make as much sense as the Libertarians endorsing the Pirate Party candidate, yuk yuk. We're so WEIRD here in Minneapolis, aren't we? Perhaps my campaign slogan should have been KEEP MINNEAPOLIS WEIRD. Would I get sued for that one? Anyway, the IP only has Rahn Workcuff (previously profiled) and I have to say I could see why they may not have wanted to endorse him. The first thing you notice from her filing of 8/8 is that Elections must keep color copies of their filings because she must have been the first candidate to have used blue ink on her filing! Her signature (which also appears on her website) is very pretty and well-practiced. Woodruff is either a "business executive" or a "software executive" depending on who's reporting. Her LinkedIn profile says she's "Chief Revenue Officer" at AverQ, a company which develops auditing software, which doesn't sound as exciting as being a Knowledge Engineer for Symantec's NetBackup technical support, but I admit I have a bias there. AverQ headquarters is located in San Jose, California, which Google Maps tells me is 2010 miles from Minneapolis. (That sounds about right - we made a drive from Santa Clara to Shorewood back in 2004.) It feels like she'd be giving up quite a gig were she to be elected mayor...but if she's already on the Audit Committee...she must be living here and not in the Bay Area? Anyway. If you didn't already know she was a lesbian, her company head shot would probably set your gaydar. Finally, her company profile includes the hyphenated "thought-leadership" so that seems like the perfect opportunity to - yes - move on. Her mantra is "People over Politics" and she seems to believe - I mean, REALLY believe that she's the only one of the 35 candidates to actually want to put people over politics. There are PLENTY of folks in this race who put politics very low on their list of things, including me. I honestly can't tell you if I'd be a better mayor than this lady or not, but I think I might be! Am I right or wrong? It's YOUR vote! Oh man, I'm ...only halfway! Crap! NEXT: A third party throwback |
| 3.10.13 00:21 | | 33 DAYS UNTIL ELECTION DAY - MAYORAL CANDIDATE #17: JOHN LESLIE HARTWIG (INDEPENDENT) Hartwig, 76, is another enigma, having no website and no email address, but I can tell you that this isn't his first mayoral run - he also ran for mayor in 2001, again as an independent, where fell juuuuust short in the primary, receiving 107 votes and finishing 16th out of 22 candidates. Perhaps he thinks ranked choice voting will give him a better shot this time around! In 2001, when he decided to run after being robbed, he told MPR he was a 64 year old real estate broker - I reckon this time around he's either a retired real estate broker or a 76 year old real estate broker. And really, those two options can't be that far apart, can they? (BOOOO STOP BEING SO AGE-IST) OK, let's move on. It's actually eerie listening to his 2001 interview - MPR could run it today in 2013 and you wouldn't know it was 12 years old because all his answers probably wouldn't have changed. Sadly, that says something about Minneapolis over the past twelve years and what's REALLY happened during Mayor Rybak's tenure...not a whole hell of a lot. BY THE WAY, I don't see MPR bothering to talk to every candidate THIS time around...wait, I said I was moving on... He lives in East Calhoun two blocks from the lake, as he did back in 2001. He was the only candidate to file on August 7. He made a bit of a scene at one of the "big" debates at the Minneapolis Club and felt compelled to respond to a rather inflammatory statement Cam Winton had made about "non-serious" candidates - in particular, himself and Merrill Anderson, who had also "crashed" the debate, albeit with some help from Mr. Cohen (by the way, you probably didn't hear about ANY of this intrigue in the papers, but it's a good yarn - check out Mr. Carney's report on e-Democracy.org) and was forcibly removed from the front of the room by the Sergeant at Arms. Uh...anything else? His block lettering is very nice and his signature is ... also nice. Sorry, that's all I've got! These challenges are usually the most fun, but I usually get a lot more than I did this time so I feel like I've let you down....I'll get over it. I honestly can't tell you if I'd be a better mayor than this guy or not - I still barely know anything about him! - but I have a suspicion I might be! Am I right or wrong? It's YOUR vote! NEXT: A much higher profile candidate (who will probably be much less fun to research) |
| 2.10.13 22:57 | | Whoa! I finally made a @pbump story! http://p-bu.mp/sks (PS The other Libertarian will be pissed you left him out!) #MPLS13 (Atlantic Wire: Lauraist Commies, Pirates, and 'The Rock': Minneapolis' Oddest Mayoral Candidates) |
| 2.10.13 20:55 | | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
| 2.10.13 19:39 | | Rainbow Foods (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 2.10.13 18:05 | | [+] Listened to Nero - Welcome Reality |
| 2.10.13 17:05 | | 24 oz bottle of Diet Dr Pepper |
| 2.10.13 16:20 | | [+] Listened to Pink Mink - s/t |
| 2.10.13 15:23 | | Canada ones were better RT @PerkatPlay: Are these the new Olympic must have article of clothing? #Sochi http://pic.twitter.com/UXTyP19jR5 |
| 2.10.13 15:00 | | SYMC closing quote: 24.52 ▼0.13 (Range: 24.38 - 24.70) |