| 29.10.13 11:02  |  
   |   I forgot to slam the stadium and money in politics (and have you take my photo to tweet) but my wife liked it :) | 
| 29.10.13 07:47  |  
   | Because I'm already mayor of this post office. http://4sq.com/d0gkN7 Like/Share/RT http://facebook.com/CRZforMayor   | 
| 29.10.13 00:56  |  
   | RT : My interviews with “minor” candidates for  via . Watch for profanities on Jeff Wagner’s video. http://goo.gl/oNUK8F | 
| 29.10.13 00:35  |  
   | ONE WEEK TO ELECTION DAY: Courtesy The UpTake, here's my "brief bio" three minute interview! (Link to Vimeo: Christopher Robin Zimmerman) | 
| 29.10.13 00:09  |   | Foregoing the Halloween name because too many people of below average intelligence might read "C-RIP-Z" the wrong way | 
| 28.10.13 22:07  |  
   | Also, whoa Summer Rae/Natalya main event - hope Lawler & JBL file that away in the memory bank  | 
| 28.10.13 20:30  |   | I also miss David Otunga's coffee cup RT :  | 
| 28.10.13 20:12  |  
   | Those of us "in the know" refer to this as "keeping Daniel Bryan strong"  | 
| 28.10.13 20:01  |   | RT : hahahahahahaha seriously look at that photoshop on the kick. seriously look at it. look at his goddamn leg. | 
| 28.10.13 19:58  |  
   | Ugh, this guy.  | 
| 28.10.13 19:55  |  
   | RT :  Your campaign for  needs a Men on a Mission-esque "Lex Express" rap. Somehow this 6-man tag gave me the idea. | 
| 28.10.13 19:47  |   |  I miss being 27, but only sometimes.  ;-) | 
| 28.10.13 19:46  |   |  Ha! | 
| 28.10.13 19:43  |  
   | Sounds like killing Sandow also killed this crowd?  | 
| 28.10.13 19:40  |  
   | In my recap era, I'd probably have called him BIG E LANGOSTINO and people would have fallen over themselves telling me how funny it was  | 
| 28.10.13 19:33  |  
   | Damien Sandow was 31.   | 
| 28.10.13 19:30  |  
   | Cole: "There it is!  The You're Welcome!" Me: "The what now?"  | 
| 28.10.13 19:16  |  
   | I wonder if he'll have lost before we come back from ad break  | 
| 28.10.13 19:12  |  
   | Is this Sandow's face turn?  (Is this why Cena's accent sounded so ... non-white earlier?)  | 
| 28.10.13 19:04  |  
   | Ugh, this guy  | 
| 28.10.13 17:36  |  
   |   U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 28.10.13 17:36  |  
   | Very late check -   Symantec (Roseville, MN) | 
| 28.10.13 16:48  |  
   | Listened to Downtown Party Network - Space Me Out (Mario Basanov remix) | 
| 28.10.13 15:59  |  
   | 24 oz bottle of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 28.10.13 15:16  |  
   | Because I'll be the most social media-friendly mayor in the country. Like/Share/RT http://facebook.com/CRZforMayor   | 
| 28.10.13 15:07  |   |  Actually, I also predicted this on the record a couple weeks ago: http://www.southwestjournal.com/news/2013-city-election/voters-guide-qa-with-the-minor-candidates-for-mayor | 
| 28.10.13 15:00  |  
   | SYMC closing quote: 22.04 ▲0.01 (Range: 21.96 - 22.17) | 
| 28.10.13 14:59  |  
   |  I tweeted something!  It was very wishy-washy (yet honest)! https://t.co/S2Dvw3DAhv I mean, I AM on the ballot   | 
| 28.10.13 14:16  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Supertramp - Is Everybody Listening (Cleveland Ohio, 1976) | 
| 28.10.13 14:15  |   | Lime Flavor With Shrimp | 
| 28.10.13 13:47  |  
   | The truth is I'd trade every Starbucks in Minnesota for one 7-Eleven in Minneapolis | 
| 28.10.13 13:45  |   |  Hmm...Kelly is ALSO a candidate for mayor (but doesn't want anyone to vote for her) | 
| 28.10.13 13:31  |   |  Well, they can have as much of 's information as they want.  SBUX never asked me where I was born, thankfully | 
| 28.10.13 13:27  |  
   |  Ha!  I hope you get the coffee.  (Supposedly I get a $5 VISA card; makes as much sense as Political Contribution Refund Program) | 
| 28.10.13 13:19  |  
   |  to  This has absolutely nothing with me wanting your  vote for  (http://facebook.com/CRZforMayor) | 
| 28.10.13 13:08  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Awesome 3 - Don't Go! | 
| 28.10.13 12:00  |  
   | Coffee will prove I'm here | 
| 28.10.13 11:31  |  
   | Listened to Luke Vibert - hardcore uk rap mix '88-'92 | 
| 28.10.13 11:00  |  
   | As  fan, delighted to hear about Target Center deal; as  candidate, wondering how they got around City Charter yet again | 
| 28.10.13 10:47  |   | RT : FACT mix 406 - Mark Pritchard explores his personal Roots of Jungle. 56 tracks, two hours. http://www.factmag.com/2013/10/28/fact-mix-406-mark-pritchard-part-1/ | 
| 28.10.13 10:35  |  
   | Listened to Mark Pritchard - FACT mix 406 - Mark Pritchard (Part 1) | 
| 28.10.13 09:55  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: RED RASPBERRY  | 
| 28.10.13 09:33  |  
   | Man, I can't remember the last day I left my phone at home - I sure remember not liking it, though! | 
| 28.10.13 01:30  |  
   | Dear : Take the surgical gloves off the referees & let the announcers use the word "blood" when some dude's bleeding. Love, CRZ | 
| 28.10.13 01:12  |   | Can of Caffeine Free Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 27.10.13 22:17  |  
   | On the plus side, every time  throws a PPV like this, their Facebook comments get INCREDIBLY amusing | 
| 27.10.13 22:14  |  
   | Every SMS  sent tonight (2) might as well have said "You were right to skip our $55 PPV for a Packers/Vikings game on free TV" | 
| 27.10.13 21:46  |   | Can of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 27.10.13 19:31  |  
   | Aw, geez, not this guy again | 
| 27.10.13 19:12  |  
   | Watching the football but have confidence that  will be just as important as  was (let me know if tweet makes show) |