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22.4.14 22:33 
Evolution: early 2003 and last night (screen grabs)
14.4.14 23:12 
WWE Arabia’s Divas page, 4.14.14: AJ, Aksana, Alicia Fox, Eve, Brie Bella, Beth Phoenix, Kharma, Kaitlyn, Kelly Kelly, Layla (Screen grab)
14.4.14 22:56 
WWE China presents: WWE Champions, retrieved 4.14.14

(1 for 6)

(plus a hilariously old “MasterLock” Cena photo)
(Screen grab)
9.4.14 00:14 
Please give me a minute to talk about myself regarding reports of Ultimate Warrior's death.

Some of you have heard this before, but it was my great friend Joe who got me hooked for good on WWF back in 1991 when I went over to his family's house in Modesto to watch SummerSlam's double main event: the match made in heaven (the Randy Savage/Miss Elizabeth “wedding”) and the match made in hell (Hulk Hogan & The Ultimate Warrior vs. Sergeant Slaughter, Colonel Mustafa and General Adnan with Sid Justice as special guest referee). Ultimate Warrior was, far and away, Joe's favourite performer. Joe once took a break from a family vacation to Lake Havasu City to travel to Warrior's gym - and I'm PRETTY sure that other than being in the same state, they weren't even that close. I still have an autographed photo of Warrior lifting weights somewhere thanks to that trip.

Anyway, it wasn't a long trip from SummerSlam '91 to me never missing a weekend show, my first Prime Time Wrestling reports for rec.sport.pro-wrestling, two years of RAW reports for r.s.p-w, four years of development of the Internet, four years of recaps for WrestleManiacs, WrestleLine, Online Onslaught (and, oh by the way, [slash] wrestling), twelve years of The W, meeting and marrying a fellow wrestling fan, so … better or worse, in no small part, the persona of the Ultimate Warrior led to Joe unwittingly playing a pivotal role in the prototypical moments leading to the persona of CRZ.

Last night, Warrior gave a speech in a hilarious trenchcoat and ill-fitting plastic mask representation of his trademark (and/or copyright) face paint - watching on the east coast feed, I knew that I needed to send my friend a heads up to check the west coast feed. Unfortunately, it's tax season and he's a little busy, so he did NOT get to see the show. And now I've had to send another text letting him know WWE has reported that not 26 hours after we last saw him, he's no longer with us.

Deaths are never timely, but sometimes they can be less untimely than others. We'll see if this works out to be one of those cases, but for now all I can be is shocked.
7.4.14 23:34 
Immortality. (Screen grab)
7.4.14 20:02 
Fandango, 4/7/14 RAW (Hilarious screen grab)
7.4.14 01:30 
Animated GIF: Clapping for Take
22.3.14 03:36 I DID IT I DID IT (Screen grab)
12.3.14 00:08 
Twitter before ("Connect") and after ("Notifications") - no idea what purpose this change serves
10.3.14 22:18 
To this day, I have no idea what this man wanted us to think as he licked his hand. (animated GIF)
8.3.14 20:29 
Did you ever see this one? So much to mock about this Hot Topic WWE/Cena T-shirt…mostly the “model” (graphic)
28.2.14 21:08 
Found one, Kim! (Robert Leydenfrost LP cover illustration)
24.2.14 13:39 
Stu and Helen Hart clearly thought Bret vs. Perfect at SummerSlam 1991 was a show stealer - and my purchase of the WWE Network has already paid for itself
24.2.14 02:37 
One more photo to explain the previous ten (Screen grab)
24.2.14 02:36 
Loyal WWE Universe members react to main event finish they paid to see (oops, @realmickfoley did this first) (10 screen grabs)
16.2.14 01:52 
A thousand followers? Now I'm REALLY gonna get rich on Twitter! (That's how it works, right?) (Screen grab)
9.2.14 15:49 
I mean...were there a whole lotta people who thought this godawful KFC ad WAS an actual blog? (modified screen grab)
18.1.14 01:36 
“THAT’S JOHN CENA’S FATHER”
16.1.14 01:25 Stoned Stan Smith in the Munchies! aisle (Screen grab)
14.1.14 01:40 
This March 2011 article on Sonny Onoo is what I’m reading instead of sleeping so I can get into work at a decent time. (Mason City Globe Gazette: M.C.'s Onoo Reflects on Journey to WCW)
14.1.14 01:37 
After seeing a Sonny Onoo (teaching self-defense in a WCW T!) cameo on this “20/20 on iD” episode, I used the awesome power of the Internet to confirm that we weren’t hallucinating and that he really lived in Mason City, Iowa. (Why Iowa? Sonny Onoo)
7.1.14 11:46 
HOORAY IT’S ABOVE ZERO (screen grab from WeatherBug)
6.1.14 22:39 
Mike Chioda’s sweet mullet - May 25, 1993 (Photo)
3.1.14 18:49 
Photo: Why Kane got his mask on
19.12.13 13:51 
Is Twitter trying to tell me something? (Screen grab from Twitter)
10.12.13 13:00 Recursion
26.10.13 21:16 
History repeating (Photo from tOA via the Web Archive)
15.10.13 20:17 CRZ falls for another Web 2.0 gimmicky gimmick turned 5 today! So much wasted time...
11.10.13 03:00 
You autocomplete me
2.9.13 16:58 
Giorgio Moroder and Raquel Welch at the 1979 Oscars.  (Giorgio is on the left.) (photo)
26.8.13 22:53 
Photo: OH MY GOD - JACKPOT!
3.8.13 21:56 
It never stops being funny (courtesy @WWEShop) (photo)
16.7.13 17:54 
Photo: Kato, Mr. Fuji, Tanaka (autograph) - The Orient Express could be yours for just $19.99 (+$5 shipping) on Ebay! http://r.ebay.com/mF3tZW
14.6.13 12:12 
OK, the Foursquare time machine thing was pretty cool - here's my infographic
15.5.13 21:54 
Could I have lupus? What is lupus? (reblogged from usagov tumblr)
28.4.13 03:11 
Photo: Justice (animated GIF)
23.4.13 01:43 
Idea for a tumblr: jerkstrollthepopewithatreplies
26.3.13 22:17 
I do think, on some level, he actually thinks these tights make him look like this (Photoset)
19.3.13 16:57 
PROBABLY not the answer he was looking for (screen grab)
19.3.13 02:33 
The Undertaker - he's bigger than brands and bigger than Twitter.
27.2.13 00:05 
Even Mike Chioda was all “OH SHIT he’s really gonna do a PILEDRIVER” (photo)
27.1.13 13:23 
One more (now deleted) tweet from the "voice of the fans" - I really like the use of "we" in this one #WolvesUnited
27.1.13 00:09 
So-called "voice of the fans" throws Terry Porter under the bus - then thinks better of it and deletes the tweet (screen grab of tweet)
22.1.13 14:23 
I'm just saying... maybe make your plagiarism a little less obvious #WolvesUnited
9.1.13 01:47 
So I guess I hadn't been on Tumblr for 32 days. And yet... I wish I'd tried to go to sleep an hour ago.
10.12.12 20:01 Movies for guys who like movies - GIF, June 2000 (graphic)
26.10.12 23:41 
Hey is Tumblr still down?
22.10.12 23:03 Look! Actor RON SCHNEIDER! (photo with caption error)
20.10.12 18:11 
GetGlue dude with Dr Who scarf, to me: "Clearly you do not know your wrestling history"
23.9.12 21:52 It's EXACTLY what I looked like when this page came up!
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