| 29.6.14 21:55 | 
 | Well, this is a surprise! |
| 29.6.14 21:52 |
| Nothing signifies failure like JBL saying "That's the move he won the championship with!" as he fails to win a championship with it |
| 29.6.14 21:44 |
| Oh NOW the Roku reboots |
| 29.6.14 21:41 |
| Powdered surgical gloves killed wrestling |
| 29.6.14 21:36 |
| Oh, there we are. Must've had to glue something on Orton's noggin |
| 29.6.14 21:36 |
| Charles Robinson's got his "Someone's bleedin'" gloves on...what'd I miss? |
| 29.6.14 21:28 |
| I hope Mark Henry and Big Show are at the same barbecue |
| 29.6.14 21:25 |
| I hope Cena has an even funnier face ready in case he accidentally wins again tonight |
| 29.6.14 21:24 |
| Oh yeah, this guy's in the match - I think he's been mentioned even less than del Rio, which might make him a good pick |
| 29.6.14 21:22 |  | So when Facebook was doing their manipulation exercises, were my status updates selected to make you HAPPIER or to make you more DEPRESSED? |
| 29.6.14 21:16 |
| Lawler may yet treat us to the sight of an empty bottle of Diet Dew |
| 29.6.14 21:15 | | Appears no |
| 29.6.14 21:14 |
| The point of this match continues to elude me, but ... oh, I see, it's a showcase for Summer Rae's Natalya impersonation |
| 29.6.14 21:07 |
| Dudes, take the "LIVE" tag off the Let Us Take You Back clips |
| 29.6.14 21:03 |
| Boy, they have A LOT of stuff between the matches we care about tonight |
| 29.6.14 21:01 |
| Oh hey I just noticed EV |
| 29.6.14 21:01 |
| Strange muffin top on Rusev there, though |
| 29.6.14 21:01 |
| Damn fine match for Saturday Night's Main Event, but since we don't have that anymore, throw it on this card, sure |
| 29.6.14 20:57 |
| OHHHHHHHHHHHH |
| 29.6.14 20:52 |
| Only in WWE would they book MLK to get squashed |
| 29.6.14 20:50 |
| Hey Mr. Bob-n-Weave, go ahead and give us one good shot down her blazer with that camera |
| 29.6.14 20:48 |
| RT : NEITHER OF THEM CAN SAY FANDANGO’S NAME RIGHT |
| 29.6.14 20:46 |
| "Fandango, is this how you thought you'd get back on Pay-Per-View?" |
| 29.6.14 20:40 |
| Hey, David Otunga's girlfriend is trending worldwide on Twitter! (Did they ever get married?) |
| 29.6.14 20:39 |
| Oops, spoke too soon about the Twitter wordmark - funny that it's not the hashtag they've thrown at us for hours |
| 29.6.14 20:38 |
| Looks like WWE has finally caught on to not using the Twitter wordmark anymore (only took two years!) |
| 29.6.14 20:38 |
| I can't wait for the Samsung "Smart TV app" I was promised last year |
| 29.6.14 20:35 |
| Oh NOW the stream starts buffering |
| 29.6.14 20:32 |
| Can't call 'em the Dust Brothers; they're almost as litigious as WWE...so let's call em "Chemical Brothers US"-- no, wait, bad idea |
| 29.6.14 20:28 |
| Ambrose looks as if he may pull more of his hair out |
| 29.6.14 20:27 |
| RT : bag of shit ending to a great match. I’m usually dude going “IT’S A STORY, YOU’LL SEE†but bleh. |
| 29.6.14 20:26 |
| . Admittedly, his mustache is probably quite flammable |
| 29.6.14 20:23 |
| Oh, THAT'S why they pulled Zeb away from the corner |
| 29.6.14 20:20 |
| Geez, Zigs almost posted his own head |
| 29.6.14 20:18 |
| "Erector set" is a reference from an unapproved decade |
| 29.6.14 20:18 |
| Is Foley live tweeting this? Somebody troll him for a reaction |
| 29.6.14 20:17 |
| The "X" means it's fake, right? |
| 29.6.14 20:13 |
| But are Wile E Coyote references from an approved decade?! |
| 29.6.14 20:12 |
| NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| 29.6.14 20:10 |
| Did anybody expect the anchor of this match to be Rob van Dam? Where are your "This is awesome" chants now? |
| 29.6.14 20:08 |
| Ha! I'm loving this RVD offense |
| 29.6.14 20:06 |
| Not enough sprints up the ladder, so good for Kofi and Zigs to get that spot in there |
| 29.6.14 20:01 |
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| 29.6.14 19:58 |
| The continue to crush in worldwide trending topics |
| 29.6.14 19:56 |
| "Trouble in Paradise? Well, I'm sure that's a meaningful callback..." |
| 29.6.14 19:55 |
| Time for another tournament, am I right? |
| 29.6.14 19:52 | | It's criminal that my Beastie Boys tweet doesn't immediately get a hundred retweets, but that's the price I pay as a niche tweeter |
| 29.6.14 19:51 |
| FUN FACT: In the Beastie Boys song "Paul Revere," the story's titular character is a horsey |
| 29.6.14 19:50 |
| "The elbow is coming" is comedy gold, though, I admit |
| 29.6.14 19:49 |
| In 2013, Damien Sandow won the prestigious Money in the Bank briefcase; in 2014, Paul Revere will lose to Adam Rose |
