| 4.8.14 21:55 |  
  | Now Cena should run out and lay down for Rollins - but ohhh no contract! | 
| 4.8.14 21:54 |  
  | Ambrose groovin' on Slater's theme tilde tilde tilde | 
| 4.8.14 21:54 |  
  | YES YES YES YES YES WE'RE NO LONGER A THREE MAN BAAAAAAAAND | 
| 4.8.14 21:54 |  
  | This might be the first Wacky Dean Ambrose is Wacky bit I have ever enjoyed | 
| 4.8.14 21:52 |  
  | The coup de grace has to be either Slater wins or Ambrose punches Slater to give him a DQ win, right? | 
| 4.8.14 21:51 |  
  | This is effin' awesome actually | 
| 4.8.14 21:49 |  
  | This match is going to MAKE Heath Slater!!!!!!!!!! 
 (I hope)
 
 
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| 4.8.14 21:48 |  
  | Ah, it WAS a rib.  WHOA DOUBLE RIB GO HEATH GO | 
| 4.8.14 21:40 |  
  | Come!  Get some. | 
| 4.8.14 21:37 |  
  | Wow.  Bravo,  - I didn't think you had an encore in you  http://pic.twitter.com/0J6ryqZ1ES | 
| 4.8.14 21:28 |  
  | BO DALLAS v. R-TRUTH IV - coming to the SummerSlam preshow? | 
| 4.8.14 21:17 |  
  | Well, at least THAT match didn't go 15 minutes | 
| 4.8.14 21:16 |  
  | Layla's breasts >= Hornswoggle's head | 
| 4.8.14 21:05 |  
  | I saw your sign, CHRIS JERITOL guy | 
| 4.8.14 21:01 |  
  | Jericho gets pyro because he's helped WWE realize 15 years of savings by never changing his theme music since 1999 | 
| 4.8.14 20:55 |  
  | Welp...back in the case, I guess! | 
| 4.8.14 20:54 |  
  | Don't forget, folks!  ROAD TO PALOMA! | 
| 4.8.14 20:53 |  
  | Stardust wasn't holding the tag rope | 
| 4.8.14 20:52 |  
  | "Ladies and gentlemen, we invite you to talk about this match on Twitter and social media using the hashtag " | 
| 4.8.14 20:51 |  
  | Holy crap, we took a break from all these Rybaxel matches for....a match with Rybaxel? | 
| 4.8.14 20:46 |  
  | Don't forget!  "Road to Paloma!"  NEXT! | 
| 4.8.14 20:40 |  
  | But when will the Samsung Smart TV app be ready?????? | 
| 4.8.14 20:33 |  
  | Man, Zeb's just standing there watching - why didn't he lift a finger to help? | 
| 4.8.14 20:30 |  
  | Swagger's fighting for clip art - that's what he's fighting for! | 
| 4.8.14 20:30 |  
  | Oh good LORD | 
| 4.8.14 20:30 |  
  | Jack Swagger's from Oklahoma - except tonight, he's from AMERICA | 
| 4.8.14 20:29 |  
  | Zeb pressed one for English | 
| 4.8.14 20:28 |  
  | (PhotoShop of Lana with Jillian Hall's mole) | 
| 4.8.14 20:26 |  
  | Whoa!  Sin Cara is BLACK?! | 
| 4.8.14 20:18 |  
  | DID YOU KNOW?  This is the tenth  in a row where Brie Bella has quit | 
| 4.8.14 20:17 |  
  | This is a historic night!  They didn't include the ... oh there it is. | 
| 4.8.14 20:16 |  
  | Thing is, they'll blame RVD for the tuneout, as opposed to the nonstop "9.99" shilling or a "main event" contract signing | 
| 4.8.14 20:16 |  
  | Must be a rib - or they're trying to get van Dam to quit | 
| 4.8.14 20:11 |  
  | Merciful heavens!  An unheard of twelve minute (and counting) match thus far means we're guaranteed at least 11 minutes of RVD later! | 
| 4.8.14 20:07 |  | Honey, I put meat on bread | 
| 4.8.14 20:05 |  
  | Hmm, no notification of Leo Kruger trending - in other news, everybody on Twitter appears to have made the same joke | 
| 4.8.14 20:00 |  
  | 9.99 is ALSO Lawler's over/under point regarding how many years of puberty his prospective girlfriends would have had | 
| 4.8.14 19:59 |  
  | Maybe Paul Orn-doff will be the Special Surprise Guest? | 
| 4.8.14 19:58 |  
  | "Special Surprise Guest" next week: Brutus Beefcake - no, wait, that wouldn't be a surprise...hmm... | 
| 4.8.14 19:56 |  
  | Coming up in the second hour: Goldust and Stardust re-enact a scene from "Road to Paloma" | 
| 4.8.14 19:55 |  
  | It's sad knowing JR had the opportunity to tweet ANYTHING right now and get an instant ten thousand retweets...but he didn't | 
| 4.8.14 19:45 |  
  | Popeyes > WWE Network | 
| 4.8.14 19:45 |  
  | The Legends House | 
| 4.8.14 19:44 |  
  | Whoa, that's Cena speaking *passionately?* | 
| 4.8.14 19:42 |  | Without a doubt, JBL has never looked better at the announce table  http://pic.twitter.com/dCXvG5pdpv | 
| 4.8.14 19:35 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 4.8.14 19:17 |  
  | This segment has gone, what, two minutes?  LET'S GET SOME 9 COUNTS GOING | 
| 4.8.14 19:12 |  
  | These Universityof fans sure are well-conditioned!  (That's the city they're in, right?  Universityof, Texas?) | 
| 4.8.14 19:06 |  
  | Doesn't Randy Orton look uncomfortable in pants? | 
| 4.8.14 18:12 |  | New video games coming out the week of 8/5/14 |