| 6.8.14 12:55 |  
  | YOUR LOCAL NEWS AND/OR TWITTER FEED: All dead cop, all the time | 
| 6.8.14 12:28 |  
  |  Symantec (Roseville, MN) | 
| 6.8.14 12:17 |  
  |  U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 6.8.14 00:18 |  | I'll never not see that without thinking "that's a bug" and "did I read that tweet quickly enough to respond to it again?" | 
| 6.8.14 00:18 |  | Ninety-eight million wasted clicks | 
| 5.8.14 23:30 |  | 555 WHAT of food? | 
| 5.8.14 18:22 |  | Target (Saint Paul, MN) | 
| 5.8.14 17:56 |  | Rainbow Foods (Saint Paul, MN) | 
| 5.8.14 17:46 |  | Cub Foods (Saint Paul, MN) | 
| 5.8.14 17:13 |  | Time for my yearly stab at guessing how many hours I need to wander around the grocery store to miss my block's NNO "party" | 
| 5.8.14 16:30 |  
  | [+] [–]Listened to Nero - Me & You | 
| 5.8.14 16:08 |  | To represent an elevator in your tweeted floor plan illustration | 
| 5.8.14 15:16 |  
  | [+] [–]Listened to Fred Wesley & The JB's - Damn Right I Am Somebody | 
| 5.8.14 15:00 |  
  | SYMC closing quote: 23.92 ▲0.36 (Range: 23.48 - 23.98) | 
| 5.8.14 12:21 |  
  | Coffee | 
| 5.8.14 11:23 |  
  | [+] [–]Listened to Air - Moon Safari on Grooveshark | 
| 5.8.14 11:00 |  
  | RT : Interesting article on the WWE Mexico site! http://mexico.wwe.com/shows/mon-08042014-1454/sample-test-article-august-2014 http://pic.twitter.com/kGnjTfKOdG | 
| 5.8.14 09:56 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: FRENCH VANILLA | 
| 5.8.14 09:07 |  
  |  Symantec (Roseville, MN) | 
| 4.8.14 22:08 |  
  | Well, not for him | 
| 4.8.14 22:02 |  
  | After this show, I'M gonna watch the only Ultimate Maniacs match 'cause I hear the rest of the SNMEs are on the | 
| 4.8.14 21:59 |  
  | Will John Cena now grant Heath Slater his rightful title shot?  STAY TUNED | 
| 4.8.14 21:57 |  | I'll try to keep a running BITCH count - only hope they squeeze in one more I QUIT | 
| 4.8.14 21:56 |  
  | Oh shit, right, there's a big bringdown in the REAL main event - ah well,  giveth, RAW taketh away | 
| 4.8.14 21:55 |  
  | Now Cena should run out and lay down for Rollins - but ohhh no contract! | 
| 4.8.14 21:54 |  
  | Ambrose groovin' on Slater's theme tilde tilde tilde | 
| 4.8.14 21:54 |  
  | YES YES YES YES YES WE'RE NO LONGER A THREE MAN BAAAAAAAAND | 
| 4.8.14 21:54 |  
  | This might be the first Wacky Dean Ambrose is Wacky bit I have ever enjoyed | 
| 4.8.14 21:52 |  
  | The coup de grace has to be either Slater wins or Ambrose punches Slater to give him a DQ win, right? | 
| 4.8.14 21:51 |  
  | This is effin' awesome actually | 
| 4.8.14 21:49 |  
  | This match is going to MAKE Heath Slater!!!!!!!!!! 
 (I hope)
 
 
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| 4.8.14 21:48 |  
  | Ah, it WAS a rib.  WHOA DOUBLE RIB GO HEATH GO | 
| 4.8.14 21:40 |  
  | Come!  Get some. | 
| 4.8.14 21:37 |  
  | Wow.  Bravo,  - I didn't think you had an encore in you  http://pic.twitter.com/0J6ryqZ1ES | 
| 4.8.14 21:28 |  
  | BO DALLAS v. R-TRUTH IV - coming to the SummerSlam preshow? | 
| 4.8.14 21:17 |  
  | Well, at least THAT match didn't go 15 minutes | 
| 4.8.14 21:16 |  
  | Layla's breasts >= Hornswoggle's head | 
| 4.8.14 21:05 |  
  | I saw your sign, CHRIS JERITOL guy | 
| 4.8.14 21:01 |  
  | Jericho gets pyro because he's helped WWE realize 15 years of savings by never changing his theme music since 1999 | 
| 4.8.14 20:55 |  
  | Welp...back in the case, I guess! | 
| 4.8.14 20:54 |  
  | Don't forget, folks!  ROAD TO PALOMA! | 
| 4.8.14 20:53 |  
  | Stardust wasn't holding the tag rope | 
| 4.8.14 20:52 |  
  | "Ladies and gentlemen, we invite you to talk about this match on Twitter and social media using the hashtag " | 
| 4.8.14 20:51 |  
  | Holy crap, we took a break from all these Rybaxel matches for....a match with Rybaxel? | 
| 4.8.14 20:46 |  
  | Don't forget!  "Road to Paloma!"  NEXT! | 
| 4.8.14 20:40 |  
  | But when will the Samsung Smart TV app be ready?????? | 
| 4.8.14 20:33 |  
  | Man, Zeb's just standing there watching - why didn't he lift a finger to help? | 
| 4.8.14 20:30 |  
  | Swagger's fighting for clip art - that's what he's fighting for! | 
| 4.8.14 20:30 |  
  | Oh good LORD | 
| 4.8.14 20:30 |  
  | Jack Swagger's from Oklahoma - except tonight, he's from AMERICA |