| 15.9.14 22:11 | 
 | Technically, Kurlovich competed for Team Unified |
| 15.9.14 22:09 |
| I thought we already established that he finished last because he was so busy being sexual, chocolate |
| 15.9.14 22:07 | | RT : Where in Russia would they not allow someone to talk shit about the United States? |
| 15.9.14 22:06 |
| "Michael...if they keep whattin' me, I'm gonna hurt somebody" |
| 15.9.14 22:03 |
| I see flags were free for the ringside sections tonight |
| 15.9.14 22:03 |
| This is new - they had the free rematch for suckers BEFORE the PPV match!
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| 15.9.14 22:00 |
| Slam City is still free on Cartoonium!
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| 15.9.14 21:54 |
| I am READY to be RALLIED
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| 15.9.14 21:54 |
| Shoot, now I have to go back after the show and actually pay attention to that match
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| 15.9.14 21:53 |
| Hey, clean finish! He's gonna retire that lineal championship, I tell ya!
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| 15.9.14 21:52 |
| Worst case is Ambrose returns, inexplicably turned heel
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| 15.9.14 21:51 |
| Listen, I don't believe for a second we'll get a clean finish here, but I would LOVE to be wrong about that
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| 15.9.14 21:47 | | Fantastic! BOOK IT, RUSSO |
| 15.9.14 21:46 | | Say, ISIS is a great name for a stable! |
| 15.9.14 21:41 |
| The only time Lawler doesn't call it Diet Mountain Dew is when he's reading copy |
| 15.9.14 21:40 |
| Wait - the MARK HENRY talky thing is the main event?!
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| 15.9.14 21:30 |
| Both tonight AND Friday, they protected the Famouser despite it never finishing a match
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| 15.9.14 21:30 |
| Cole & JBL might as well say "hey, Miz and Damien Mizdow are OBVIOUSLY different colors!"
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| 15.9.14 21:27 |
| Also, clearly Lawler doesn't watch Smackdown |
| 15.9.14 21:26 |
| I see nobody told the commentary team how stupid they sounded Friday pretending they couldn't tell the white one from the black one |
| 15.9.14 21:25 |
| New rule: everything on Smackdown is just a trial run for the REAL show - also
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| 15.9.14 21:22 |
| Has ANYTHING trended tonight? |
| 15.9.14 21:21 |
| TONIGHT: Reigns/Rollins!
TONIGHT: Henry SPEAKS!
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| 15.9.14 21:20 |
| And the cherry on top is she tapped early
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| 15.9.14 21:18 |
| Wow, so much of Cam's makeup on Naomi's tights... |
| 15.9.14 21:17 |
| Dan Engler will list that pocketed lipstick on eBay tomorrow |
| 15.9.14 21:16 |
| That's seven years' bad luck! |
| 15.9.14 21:15 |
| READY FOR ACTION: The Funkadactyls
(could be worse - could be Brodus Clay)
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| 15.9.14 21:11 |
| Funny that they'll pay and make Lesnar travel to Lafayette while ain't no way Triple H and Stephanie goin' to Lafayette
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| 15.9.14 21:09 |
| Only $9.99 to see Brock Lesnar in Cody Rhodes' old facemask!
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| 15.9.14 21:07 |
| Boy, all these zooms and cuts really provide the illusion of movement!
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| 15.9.14 21:06 |
| SOOPLAY
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| 15.9.14 21:04 |
| Uh oh, the belt's covering up his sponsor logos
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| 15.9.14 21:03 |
| He really WAS late! He didn't come out until 2'50" after the hour!
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| 15.9.14 21:00 |
| "Good....good." - Emperor Paulpatine
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| 15.9.14 20:59 |
| Oh, hey, happy belated 49th birthday to
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| 15.9.14 20:57 |
| Paul, talk into the END of the mic - here, just hold it yourself - ok, great
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| 15.9.14 20:56 |
| Don't think Brock can show his face for another three minutes, thirty seconds
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| 15.9.14 20:56 |
| Wait...Cena was watching the football the whole time?!
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| 15.9.14 20:52 |
| NEXT: "When we said 'halftime,' we really meant 'start of the third hour...sorry about that, folks!"
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| 15.9.14 20:45 |
| TONIGHT: You know
UP NEXT: It's the only Diet with Dew in it
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| 15.9.14 20:36 | | I think eventually EVERYBODY makes the HoF |
| 15.9.14 20:32 |
| Not sure what neon pink and green translate to in hanky code, but I suspect it involves a "twin magic" switch during sexy time |
| 15.9.14 20:30 |
| THIS is the match where they don't shoehorn an ad break into the entrances...is it halftime during the football game already? |
| 15.9.14 20:28 |
| Guys, whenabouts did Gold stop wearing wigs?
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| 15.9.14 20:27 |
| DON'TBULLYFELLAAAAAAAAAAA
(that ain't a backslash, Cole) |
| 15.9.14 20:26 |
| Bad form showing Bad Leg Uso from last week's after previously showing Just Fine Leg Uso from last week's Smackdown |
| 15.9.14 20:23 |
| Metamucil: It's So Meta
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| 15.9.14 20:22 |
| TONIGHT: We are obligated to plug this match once an hour!
UP NEXT: We try to squeeze just a li'l more out of the Montreal screwjob!
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| 15.9.14 20:20 |
| Big Show should have big punched him
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