| 20.10.14 20:29  |   |  Nah, man, they're just dates.  We're friends 'cause we're awesome | 
| 20.10.14 20:28  |  
   | Show making his DDP face  | 
| 20.10.14 20:27  |  
   | I'd have to time it out but more than half of that match might have taken place during the ad break  | 
| 20.10.14 20:25  |   |  MY parents' half-anniversary! | 
| 20.10.14 20:23  |  
   | Ugh, I guess the new policy is "one four minute segment per hour"  | 
| 20.10.14 20:19  |  
   | AD BREAK v. RUSEV v. 
READY FOR ACTION: BIG E 
 | 
| 20.10.14 20:18  |  
   | Just saw a local ad -  returns to Target Center 12/22 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM | 
| 20.10.14 20:15  |  
   | Really, they never SHOULD have let Cena spit with Wiz Khalifa  | 
| 20.10.14 20:11  |  
   | "See, we need COLE to say it so they'll stop putting JR's voice in those Vines - yeah, don't worry, this'll totally work"  | 
| 20.10.14 20:11  |  
   | Ha, Cole couldn't help himself but meme up the RKO (don't worry, I'm sure that line was scripted for him)  | 
| 20.10.14 20:06  |  
   | Oh thank God - um - gosh, what was his name again?  | 
| 20.10.14 20:03  |  
   | Cena: "poopy" 
CROWD GOES NUTS 
I'm losing respect for this crowd 
 | 
| 20.10.14 20:00  |  
   | "PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" - Orton 
Crowd ain't having it.   | 
| 20.10.14 19:42  |  
   | AJ LEE v. AD BREAK 
 | 
| 20.10.14 19:29  |   |  At least it wasn't the second half of a "holla holla" following a reg'lar tag/run-in/DQ | 
| 20.10.14 19:24  |  
   | Wow, they went FOUR MINUTES between ad breaks!!!!   | 
| 20.10.14 19:19  |  
   | You know whose promos I never dislike?  Them Usos' promos  
(actually, them Dusts' promos too) | 
| 20.10.14 19:16  |   | Last retweet: one of us doesn't belong with the other three - I'll let you guess which one 
(thanks John!) | 
| 20.10.14 19:16  |   | RT :     Your commentary makes Raw far more entertaining, thanks! | 
| 20.10.14 19:15  |  
   | SHEAMUS has "LAOCH" written on his trunks - an ancient Gaelic word which roughly translates to "and AD BREAK"  | 
| 20.10.14 19:14  |  
   | What, a highlight from Main Event?!  No, it's actually a highlight from Smackdown, repeated on  | 
| 20.10.14 19:12  |  
   | Wait, Kane can do the pyro while in his SUIT?!   | 
| 20.10.14 18:16  |  
   |  Twitter says: Quarless, Hawk, Hyde - but I'm fiendin' for a Rodgers photobomb | 
| 20.10.14 18:04  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to The Soft Moon - Feel on Bandcamp | 
| 20.10.14 17:56  |  
   | Am I crazy or have the  denied us a captains' photo from yesterday's game? | 
| 20.10.14 17:10  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Nine Inch Nails - Still | 
| 20.10.14 16:57  |  
   | 24 oz bottle of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 20.10.14 15:55  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Street Jams: Electric Funk - Part 4 | 
| 20.10.14 15:06  |   |  Is THAT where you are?  You're totally missing BuzzFeed finally stealing your Burress/Cosby post for clickz | 
| 20.10.14 15:00  |  
   | SYMC closing quote: 22.49 ▲0.17 (Range: 22.08 - 22.52) | 
| 20.10.14 14:51  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Various Artists - Street Jams: Electric Funk - Part 2 | 
| 20.10.14 14:07  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to The Soft Moon - Zeros | 
| 20.10.14 13:53  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to The Soft Moon - Total Decay | 
| 20.10.14 13:49  |   | So many GIFworthy moments... MT : Watch  raise awareness about BBQ inaccessibility  https://amp.twimg.com/v/717d2165-86d5-47d3-be09-cc90e33a8a1e | 
| 20.10.14 13:46  |   | What a pretty lady!  MT : Happy 64th birthday, ! http://pic.twitter.com/yTxacIu3WZ | 
| 20.10.14 12:45  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to The Soft Moon - s/t | 
| 20.10.14 12:00  |  
   | Coffee! | 
| 20.10.14 11:17  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to some more "random" stuff on Grooveshark | 
| 20.10.14 10:24  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Grooveshark playlist "Mixtape for Gabe" | 
| 20.10.14 10:17  |  
   | Finally, GOT IT   http://pic.twitter.com/v2U3aUX3jn | 
| 20.10.14 10:16  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: CARAMEL (GREEK)  | 
| 20.10.14 10:16  |   | In case you missed it (you being ), Manning Faces from yesterday: http://twitter.com/CRZ/status/523934990720319489 | 
| 20.10.14 09:45  |  
   |   Symantec (Roseville, MN) | 
| 20.10.14 09:32  |  
   |   U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 20.10.14 00:23  |   | Chamomile | 
| 19.10.14 17:57  |   | Peppermint | 
| 19.10.14 16:10  |  
   | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RT : Gilliland in the lead but just got word he's hit with speeding penalty. | 
| 19.10.14 16:07  |  
   | The timing of this caution has to be great for Gilly and Ragan, right?  | 
| 19.10.14 15:33  |   | Manning Faces!  Well played, ESPN Bottom Line. http://pic.twitter.com/xJkbsHLRay | 
| 19.10.14 15:18  |   | Kyle's 3 points back - if they can just run ONE more lap they'd move from 43rd to 40th and get those three points (assuming 23 43 83 out) |