| 9.12.14 12:00  |  
   |   Pretend I checked in two hours ago - Symantec (Roseville, MN) | 
| 9.12.14 11:55  |  
   | Hearing this one at a lot of #twolves games lately - "Groove Is In The Heart (Gigamesh Remix)" by Deee-Lite is my new jam | 
| 8.12.14 21:41  |  
   |   U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 8.12.14 21:22  |   | Well, the night wasn't a TOTAL loss...the Red Bull girls were handing out sugar-free WIIINGS outside First Ave...mmm, so cold | 
| 8.12.14 21:13  |   |  Tell me more....no, wait, on second thought... | 
| 8.12.14 21:12  |  
   | Wolves...never led (#warriors 102 - #twolves 86) @ Target Center | 
| 8.12.14 20:52  |  
   | Just thinking about the  game on MNF I passed up for this...spectacle  ( 89 -  67, 8:40 4th) | 
| 8.12.14 20:03  |  
   | HALFTIME: #warriors 48 - #twolves 39 @ Target Center | 
| 8.12.14 19:25  |  
   | SWISH spotted in the front row of 218 - c'mon , give that man an upgrade ( 17-10, 3:32 1st) | 
| 8.12.14 19:19  |  
   | Not exactly action-packed thus far ( 9 -  6, 5:42 1st) | 
| 8.12.14 19:17  |  
   | First time all season I've heard the magical voice of SWISH - either he's been taking time off or it's extra quiet in here tonight  | 
| 8.12.14 18:53  |   | My ?  A new Samsung  from Santa...or from Target! (113/G/6) | 
| 8.12.14 18:42  |  
   |    LET'S GO #TWOLVES! - Golden State Warriors vs Minnesota Timberwolves - Target Center (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 8.12.14 18:42  |  
   |  LET'S GO ! (at  for  vs  in Minneapolis, MN) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/l9IE1KdGZ5a | 
| 8.12.14 18:04  |  
   | Sorry, wrestling fans, the  are calling me to Target Center - good luck getting through three hours of Slammys without me! | 
| 8.12.14 17:15  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Pink Mink - s/t | 
| 8.12.14 15:15  |   | Cheddar Cheese | 
| 8.12.14 15:11  |   | I don't want to say I'm winning at Twitter or anything, but The McLaughlin Group has only favorited one tweet and this guy wrote it | 
| 8.12.14 15:00  |  
   | SYMC closing quote: 26.22 ▼0.23 (Range: 26.17 - 26.58) | 
| 8.12.14 12:38  |  
   | It's coffee time! | 
| 8.12.14 12:37  |  
   | Someone remembered their password! 
MT : Here's the latest  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDsi7BKcG0s | 
| 8.12.14 12:26  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Spotify playlist "EDM 2014 KNIFE PARTY TAKEOVER" | 
| 8.12.14 09:58  |  
   |   Symantec (Roseville, MN) | 
| 8.12.14 09:47  |  
   |   U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 7.12.14 22:16  |   | Guy was probably pretty excited about playing Jimmy Johnson in electric football 'til he heard about the guy who got a backyard pirate ship | 
| 7.12.14 21:29  |   | Monster just emailed me to let me know my resume had expired.  Has it really been ten years since I updated my resume on Monster? | 
| 7.12.14 21:29  |   | Monster just emailed me to let me know my resume had expired.  Has it really been ten years since I updated my resume on Monster? | 
| 7.12.14 19:36  |  
   | RT : Having a good night with     http://pic.twitter.com/LHYxgFgVon | 
| 7.12.14 14:21  |   | Can of Dr Pepper Vanilla Float | 
| 7.12.14 13:33  |  
   | No mas,  - letting fictional characters "take over" your account is the surest way to get me to unfollow you | 
| 7.12.14 12:47  |   | New DVD/Blu-ray/digital titles coming out week of 12/9/14 (205) | 
| 7.12.14 02:48  |   | Amazing holiday synchronicity: I ran out of egg nog AND ran out of brandy IN THE SAME GLASS
  (Meanwhile, I still have about 2/3 of the Safeway ground nutmeg I bought back in 2002 or 2003) | 
| 6.12.14 22:23  |   | Can of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 6.12.14 22:12  |  
   |  He debuted in "ECW" billed at 222 | 
| 6.12.14 21:47  |  
   |  DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT! 
ANTHONY BENNETT: 1 (14 & 10, 0:05.9 4th) 
 
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| 6.12.14 21:45  |  
   |  DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT! 
ZACH LaVINE: 1 (20 & 10A, 2:05 4th) 
 
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| 6.12.14 16:23  |   | Can of Dr Pepper Vanilla Float | 
| 5.12.14 22:56  |   | Can of Dr Pepper Vanilla Float | 
| 5.12.14 22:13  |  
   | Listened to Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Love | 
| 5.12.14 22:09  |  
   | Listened to The Toys - A Lover's Concerto | 
| 5.12.14 22:06  |  
   | Listened to Beatles Remixers Group - A Day In The Life | 
| 5.12.14 21:49  |  
   | Wolves...make it interesting, I guess - #rockets 114 - #twolves 112 @ Target Center | 
| 5.12.14 21:46  |  
   | Yep.  114 -  112, 0:00.8 OT | 
| 5.12.14 21:45  |  
   | Ed Malloy planning his next move  ( 112 -  112, 0:15.9 OT, Houston ball) | 
| 5.12.14 21:31  |  
   | Not sure Chase was the go-to guy there...at least Harden has fouled out ( 105 - 105 , End 4th) | 
| 5.12.14 21:29  |  
   | Well...  105-105, 0:15.0 4th -  ball | 
| 5.12.14 21:21  |  
   | WOLVES LEEEEEEEEEEEAD ( 101 -  99, 1:45 4th) | 
| 5.12.14 20:34  |  
   | We're up to three "OH ED MALLOY" moments so far ( 63 -  59, 7:10 3rd) | 
| 5.12.14 20:17  |   |  1. I can't win one TONIGHT 2. Geez, I'm not THAT greedy (or am I?) | 
| 5.12.14 20:10  |  
   | HALFTIME: #twolves 57 - #rockets 55 @ Target Center |