| 26.5.15 19:49 |  | I'm'a haveta unfavorite that other tweet now | 
| 26.5.15 16:13 |  
  | Listened to Liberty City - If You Really Love Someone - Paul Harris Miami Re-touch | 
| 26.5.15 16:10 |  
  | Neglecting to name today's winner has to be considered a medium-sized bumble | 
| 26.5.15 15:00 |  
  | SYMC closing quote: 24.34 ▼0.52 (Range: 24.21 - 24.86) | 
| 26.5.15 14:32 |  
  | Listened to Ash Before Oak - Airborne | 
| 26.5.15 13:29 |  
  | [+] [–]Listened to Breakage - When the Night Comes on Spotify | 
| 26.5.15 12:29 |  
  | Coffee! | 
| 26.5.15 11:43 |  
  | Change coin values DURING rounds, more coins on the field, all the points for Th'lump, you know, standard stuff | 
| 26.5.15 10:35 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEACH | 
| 26.5.15 10:35 |  | I had a dream that Tim Heidecker had died.  Why on earth would I dream THAT? | 
| 26.5.15 10:03 |  
  |  Symantec (Roseville, MN) | 
| 26.5.15 09:44 |  
  |  U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 25.5.15 22:47 |  | Hmmm... better watch this hockey game | 
| 25.5.15 22:07 |  
  | See, it's a commentary on our militarized police state, and... 
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| 25.5.15 22:05 |  
  | You heard it here first: Sunday's match will be a NIGHTSTICK-ON-A-POLE match | 
| 25.5.15 22:04 |  
  | Dean should be all, "OH SHIT IT'S 11:04 I GOTTA STEP ON IT" | 
| 25.5.15 22:02 |  
  | Big ups to that "Nassau Coliseum arena worker" for correctly shooting his "cell phone footage" horizontally, by the way | 
| 25.5.15 22:00 |  
  | Well, at least they didn't mute Dean's shoutout to JC on the YouTube clip | 
| 25.5.15 21:38 |  
  | (Brian Stann on /Meltzer boner joke here) | 
| 25.5.15 21:19 |  
  | It's OK 'cause Ryder and some of the cast of Entourage are gonna go have a big sex orgy with those Divas later | 
| 25.5.15 21:13 |  
  | I have to admit I'd totally forgotten who Ryder won the US Championship from years ago (it was Ziggles) | 
| 25.5.15 20:28 |  
  | Totino's > Arrow + Entourage combined | 
| 25.5.15 20:11 |  
  | Maybe Эмма?  Australia is practically Bulgaria to WWE, after all | 
| 25.5.15 20:05 |  
  | Wait...Lana doesn't belong to stock photos of Vladimir Putin? | 
| 25.5.15 20:01 |  
  | Strange Memorial Day  content, nyet? | 
| 25.5.15 20:00 |  
  | Lana gets a top of the hour segment!  Smell the ratings! | 
| 25.5.15 19:56 |  
  | Now, if you REALLY want to blow my mind, give Rusev his (obviously non-Bulgarian) first name back | 
| 25.5.15 19:55 |  
  | I'm confused.  Are you watching with the sound off?  The switch back to Bulgaria is shocking continuity! | 
| 25.5.15 19:47 |  
  | Guys, it's not easy to relocate from Russia to Bulgaria when you have to appear on American television every few days | 
| 25.5.15 19:15 |  
  | Not sure "beat girls off with a stick" is something - ah, you know what, never mind. | 
| 25.5.15 19:02 |  
  | Ugh | 
| 25.5.15 15:00 |  
  | SYMC closing quote: 24.86 ▼0.20 (Range: 24.86 - 25.10) | 
| 25.5.15 01:10 |  | It is @Nightosaur @ Hexagon Bar | 
| 25.5.15 00:17 |  | It is @OrderOfTheJackl (http://reverbnation.com/orderofthejackal) @ Hexagon Bar | 
| 24.5.15 23:02 |  | It is @wickedMN (http://wickedinquisition.bandcamp.com) @ Hexagon Bar | 
| 24.5.15 22:18 |  
  |  with marky - Hexagon Bar (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 24.5.15 22:17 |  | Joined in progress, it is @deephavenband (http://deephaven.bandcamp.com) @ Hexagon Bar | 
| 24.5.15 21:14 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 24.5.15 14:07 |  
  |  Grumpy's Bar & Grill (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 24.5.15 13:25 |  | Not bad, not GREAT, but I enjoy a good sugar soda pop (and a lot of water) | 
| 24.5.15 12:39 |  | RT : The NYPD broke an NBA player's leg (and playoff hopes), and sports media is unable to discuss it http://m.thenation.com/blog/208009-nba-player-missing-playoffs-because-nypd-broke-his-leg-why-sports-media-silence | 
| 24.5.15 11:48 |  | What an exciting start to this Indianapolis 500! | 
| 24.5.15 04:38 |  
  | ♫ Ooh I wish it would rain ♫ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAD0VhxyKso | 
| 23.5.15 23:02 |  | Hmm, I think Facebook Messenger was forced on me with this phone, too.  So be it!  MESSAGE ME ANYTIME (but who knows if I'll answer)! | 
| 23.5.15 22:59 |  
  | Somehow, I didn't follow tradition and devote my first photo from the phone to a picture of its box, so here now is a picture of BOTH boxes, as well as my now retired S4.  This photo will seed a new archive on Google+ where all my photos get "backed up" and probably make Google and/or the NSA oodles of money (photo) | 
| 23.5.15 22:26 |  | Because G+ has a 2000 photo limit, created new album "Photos from my S4 (overflow)" | 
| 23.5.15 22:25 |  | Added an assload of photos to my renamed album "Photos from my S4" | 
| 23.5.15 20:42 |  | Photo - This, Chuckles, is the momentous and significant final photo I took with my S4 in its role as my mobile phone.  (It will live on as a Wi-fi device in the house...like, in a bathroom or something) | 
| 23.5.15 19:12 |  |  Cub Foods (Saint Paul, MN) | 
| 23.5.15 18:29 |  
  |  T-Mobile (Saint Paul, MN) |