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22.7.15 10:58 
 Symantec (Roseville, MN)
21.7.15 20:12 
DATELINE: CUB FOODS, THE QUARRY, MINNEAPOLIS, 30 MINUTES AGO: While pondering the vast, varied selection of the Chobani 5.3oz (150g) "Greek" yogurt and wondering how many different selections I could make without picking one I didn't really want to ingest, a very attractive fellow shopper asked with a smile if I could be troubled to grab two raspberries from the tippy top shelf for her because - her words - "you look so tall."

As we made the exchange of twin tubs of Raspberry On The Bottom (77¢ with coupon [limit 20] through Saturday 7/25) and her hand gently (accidentally?) grazed mine, I quipped: "Thanks! I've been working on that." She didn't laugh. I took some mental notes about the encounter and eventually amassed twelve different flavours. If I hadn't put back a vanilla, I would have had enough weekday yogurt to last me through a couple Fridays from now but that didn't occur to me until I was halfway down TH-280.

What I'm saying is if you follow me on Twitter, every day I'll tell you what kind of yogurt I'm having. Followers* swear it's the best part of my twitstream!

*mostly followers who don't speak English and may not actually read anything I tweet, but follow me because they think I'm an international soccer player or a Honda hybrid
21.7.15 19:06 
 Cub Foods (Minneapolis, MN)
21.7.15 16:35 
Listened to Powertools Mixshow - Episode 7-11-15 Ft: Chris Lake, Wax Motif, & Swedish Egil
21.7.15 15:00 
SYMC closing quote: 23.04 ▼0.28 (Range: 23.01 - 23.66)
21.7.15 13:58 Lime Flavor With Shrimp
21.7.15 12:33 
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Listened to Tweens - s/t
21.7.15 12:22 
Coffee
21.7.15 11:07 
 Symantec (Roseville, MN)
21.7.15 01:59 New DVD/Blu-ray/digital titles coming out week of 7/21/15 (173)
21.7.15 00:12 It's always shorter on the way back for some reason - Triple Rock to Home - logged "1.95 miles"
20.7.15 23:03 It is Ex Hex (@exhexband / http://exhexband.com) @ Triple Rock Social Club
20.7.15 22:06 It is Tweens (@tweensband / http://tweensband.com) @ Triple Rock Social Club
20.7.15 21:45 @MickLenny You must have confused me with somebody else tonight! I'm at a live musical event
20.7.15 21:03 
It is Pink Mink (@PINKMINKmpls / http://fb.com/PinkMinkBand) @ Triple Rock Social Club
20.7.15 20:54 @davegatchell Daaaaaaaaave.
20.7.15 20:44 
His irony is getting better RT @crz_ebooks: I never made the same joke #RAW
20.7.15 20:17 
 Well it's a big show - Ex Hex - Triple Rock Social Club (Minneapolis, MN)
20.7.15 19:34 Home to Triple Rock - logged "2.00 miles"
20.7.15 19:26 Can of Diet Dr Pepper
20.7.15 19:05 
 Spire Credit Union (Minneapolis, MN)
20.7.15 18:55 @tweensband Thanks! Save me a merch!
20.7.15 18:48 RT @LBJMFA: Ashley Madison hacked.
Blake and Miranda announce divorce.
Coincidence?
20.7.15 18:37 @tweensband Is it too late? (I'm super cheap)
20.7.15 17:41 
GUYS. Is Take a FACE or a HEEL
20.7.15 17:39 
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Listened to Nero - Welcome Reality
20.7.15 17:15 
Listened to The Soft Moon - Alive
20.7.15 17:10 
Listened to Breakbot - One Out Of Two (feat. Irfane) (Oliver Remix)
20.7.15 16:01 
Laaaaaate coffee
20.7.15 15:00 
SYMC closing quote: 23.32 ▼0.15 (Range: 23.14 - 23.45)
20.7.15 11:50 
Guys...is Take a face or a heel?
20.7.15 11:12 
 Symantec (Roseville, MN)
20.7.15 10:59 
U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN)
20.7.15 04:15 
Guys is Take a 'face or a heel
20.7.15 01:11 
Listened to James Brown - The King
20.7.15 00:27 
 Hmmm... - The Corner Bar (Minneapolis, MN)
19.7.15 22:23 
Beer - Republic (Minneapolis, MN)
19.7.15 22:12 
Listened to James Brown - I Feel Good
19.7.15 21:57 
It's OK, everbody! Mike Chioda is OK! Here he is (arrow)!
I'm sure he must have DQ'd Seth Rollins!
#WWEBattleground http://pic.twitter.com/dTb82CirKs
19.7.15 21:50 
IS MIKE CHIODA OK?! #WWEBattleground
19.7.15 21:46 
Poop jokes - a cleansing tonic from ... whatever just happened #WWENetwork
19.7.15 21:46 
#SWWEERVED
19.7.15 21:36 
These German suplexes don't have the emotional impact for me because I saw Kevin Owens do one earlier (right, Vince?) #WWEBattleground
19.7.15 21:33 I'm not with a girl tonight, in case you were worried about that. #subtweet
19.7.15 21:20 
Show's still a heel, I think - today - for now #WWEBattleground
19.7.15 21:16 
@D_V_D_V_R WWE don't kayfabe tweets, son
19.7.15 21:16 
(immediately starts thinkpiece on ramifications of JBL's public support of Sara Lee) #WWEBattleground
19.7.15 21:10 
@tapemachines: What WILL it take?â„¢
19.7.15 20:51 
Cole: "Guys if you'll allow me to call this move..." #WWEBattleground
19.7.15 20:48 
@CRZ I did it!
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