| 25.8.15 22:58 |  
  | Sorry, the voted ended three hours ago! | 
| 25.8.15 20:53 |  |  Cub Foods (Saint Paul, MN) | 
| 25.8.15 20:03 |  
  | Wow, SEVERE buffering going on...does that mean way more people are watching this show than was expected? | 
| 25.8.15 20:02 |  
  | As long as this show made $500,001 or more, I'm sure it'll be all right. | 
| 25.8.15 19:54 |  
  | I got no dog in these fights as I don't really think we need to see any of 'em ever again - and, who knows if we will? | 
| 25.8.15 19:52 |  
  | I dunno, I kinda like that Paige is apparently not so jaded that she can't still mark out watching these matches | 
| 25.8.15 19:51 |  
  | He's no Ye-teh, that's for sure | 
| 25.8.15 19:50 |  
  | Whoa, the  graphics crew knows not to use Twitter's long-deprecated wordmark! | 
| 25.8.15 19:41 |  
  | Captain Obvious tweets: Cesaro is GODLIKE | 
| 25.8.15 19:38 |  
  | MANNNNNNNNTAURRRRRRRRRRR | 
| 25.8.15 19:34 |  | That could very well be - since she did it the same both times I have to think that's just how it bees today | 
| 25.8.15 19:30 |  
  | Tonight's really gotten over Alicia's botched axe kick (unless they didn't want to risk going to the necks of either newbie?) | 
| 25.8.15 19:19 |  
  | Later, we'll overdub our own hilarious commentary onto this, right? | 
| 25.8.15 19:17 |  
  | Alas, Michael Cole's gong is nowhere to be seen | 
| 25.8.15 19:12 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper Cherry | 
| 25.8.15 17:08 |  
  | [+] [–]Listened to Nero - Welcome Reality | 
| 25.8.15 17:03 |  
  | Listened to Nero - Angst | 
| 25.8.15 16:06 |  
  | Listened to Cassius - I <3 U So (Skream's Made Zdar Feel Like He Was 20 Again remix) | 
| 25.8.15 15:26 |  | WE DID IT TWITTER - and hello to my provisional 2000th (soon to be 1999th) follower , who I expect will never interact with me! | 
| 25.8.15 15:00 |  
  | SYMC closing quote: 19.89 ▼0.12 (Range: 19.87 - 20.78) New 52 week low! | 
| 25.8.15 13:37 |  
  | [+] [–]Listened to K-la's playlist "Summer 2015" on Spotify | 
| 25.8.15 12:53 |  | (1997 followers AND FALLING) | 
| 25.8.15 12:42 |  | I sit corrected http://pic.twitter.com/sYXbmXsFGN | 
| 25.8.15 12:40 |  | On cue, down to 1998 followers...I need to stop watching this pot, it'll never boil | 
| 25.8.15 12:20 |  
  | Coffee | 
| 25.8.15 12:03 |  | My unfollows are faster than my new follows so I'm still at 1999* followers a day later 
 *but only 75 of them will actually see THIS tweet
 | 
| 25.8.15 11:56 |  
  | I know!  I watched all four hours of SummerSlam! | 
| 25.8.15 11:55 |  | Joel MAY not have that one - who am I kidding, Joel has everything | 
| 25.8.15 11:48 |  
  | Listened to Cedric Gervais - MIAMICATION April 2013 | 
| 25.8.15 11:16 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: VERY VANILLA | 
| 25.8.15 11:05 |  | SHOW OFF THEEEEEEEEEESE GUNS | 
| 25.8.15 10:28 |  
  |    Symantec (Roseville, MN) | 
| 25.8.15 10:16 |  
  |    U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 24.8.15 22:18 |  
  | Trips just announced Sting/Rollins at Night of the Champions - now, SWWEERVED! | 
| 24.8.15 22:18 |  
  | Dude he transformed from a SOLID BRONZE STATUE, cut him some slack | 
| 24.8.15 22:12 |  
  | Let's all enjoy this music that isn't any of Sting's WCW themes | 
| 24.8.15 22:12 |  
  | Nailed it | 
| 24.8.15 22:11 |  
  | Nailed it | 
| 24.8.15 22:11 |  
  | Nailed it | 
| 24.8.15 22:09 |  
  | That's no statue, that's Terry Funk! | 
| 24.8.15 22:07 |  
  | OH it's HOGAN in there | 
| 24.8.15 22:03 |  
  | They unveil the statue but somebody tagged it with POOPY graffito | 
| 24.8.15 21:58 |  
  | Violated corpse of Katie Vick behind that curtain | 
| 24.8.15 21:19 |  
  | You can tell Cena is serious, because like  would note, he's droppin' his Gs and all "I'm'a bout to" | 
| 24.8.15 21:07 |  
  | Pity Jon Stewart wasn't smart enough to cause a DQ where no titles would have changed hands | 
| 24.8.15 21:07 |  
  | Aw, no ya don't. | 
| 24.8.15 21:03 |  
  | Cena should have come out in a "16x" T-shirt | 
| 24.8.15 20:59 |  
  | RT : Gotta admit, Jon did grow a great heel beard for the turn. - Pete | 
| 24.8.15 20:50 |  
  | Jon Stewart - IS - ugh, I can't even | 
| 24.8.15 20:50 |  
  | Congratulations to the victors via forfeit: HEATH SLATER & ZACK RYDER |