| 14.12.15 20:12 |  
  | "Chex Mix®: It's Like a Kick in the Balls" | 
| 14.12.15 20:07 |  
  | Guys, if you like testicle-based humour you WILL NOT want to miss the World Television Premiere of "Santa's Little Helper" ONLY ON USA 
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| 14.12.15 20:06 |  
  | "Oops, broke my hip - see you later" - Vince 
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| 14.12.15 20:06 |  
  | SUGAR PLUMMMMMMMMMS | 
| 14.12.15 20:05 |  
  | TATER PRUNES | 
| 14.12.15 19:58 |  
  | Love that Vince is still rocking the contrast ties | 
| 14.12.15 19:53 |  
  | They better restart this match on Smackdown!  Otherwise it's just Steve Doll vs. The Mauler all over again | 
| 14.12.15 19:50 |  | (cut to limo backstage) | 
| 14.12.15 19:49 |  
  | This is a tough match to predict - I wonder who'll run in to stop it! | 
| 14.12.15 19:48 |  
  | Truth must have it in his contract that he gets to do one full performance of "What's Up" a year | 
| 14.12.15 19:17 |  
  | If our taxes fund the FDA which makes those scary smoking ads which sponsor this show...you wonder why I lean libertarian? | 
| 14.12.15 19:15 |  
  | Diverse responses.  AHAHAHAHAHA SUGAR PLUMS AHAHAHA THOSE ARE HIS BALLS  https://pic.twitter.com/YA3lJ48xhN | 
| 14.12.15 19:12 |  
  | "Mr. McMahon is joining us tonight--" Oh.
 
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| 14.12.15 19:11 |  
  | Hey sorry I'm late, guys - have they ruined the Reigns storyline yet? | 
| 14.12.15 18:38 |  
  | Half liter bottle of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 14.12.15 16:59 |  
  | Listened to Powertools Mixshow - Episode 10-31-15 Ft: Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike, RL Grime, & Crookers | 
| 14.12.15 16:52 |  
  | Listened to DJ NOODLES - Coke Diet | 
| 14.12.15 16:48 |  
  | Listened to N*E*R*D - Everyone Nose (All the Girls Standing in the Line for the Bathroom) | 
| 14.12.15 16:21 |  
  | [+] [–]Listened to Boards of Canada - Peel Session on Spotify | 
| 14.12.15 15:59 |  
  | Listened to Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger (The Neptunes Remix) | 
| 14.12.15 15:12 |  
  | We'd have to go back and check tape but pretty sure Dean Ambrose bled more on last Smackdown than on the PPV | 
| 14.12.15 15:00 |  
  | SYMC closing quote: 19.54 ▼0.11 (Range: 19.45 - 19.78) | 
| 14.12.15 14:48 |  
  | [+] [–]Listened to K-la's playlist "Winter 2015" on Spotify | 
| 14.12.15 13:51 |  | Mixmag released their "Top 100 tunes of 2015" list today.  We found 91 tracks on Spotify; they're listed 100 to 1.  (Only 9h15'!) | 
| 14.12.15 13:31 |  
  | Coffee! | 
| 14.12.15 13:11 |  
  | Well, the 91 I could find on USA Spotify. (And a couple are not the mixes  listed.)
 List and links also at http://www.mixmag.net/feature/top-100-tunes
 http://spoti.fi/1TLy0dm (Mixmag Top 100 tunes of 2015)
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| 14.12.15 13:11 |  
  | Well, the 91 I could find on USA Spotify.(And a couple are not... | 
| 14.12.15 12:55 |  
  | Listened to Claude VonStroke & Jesse Rose - Bare Mountain | 
| 14.12.15 12:11 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: CARAMEL | 
| 14.12.15 11:48 |  
  |    Veritas (Roseville, MN) | 
| 14.12.15 11:40 |  
  |  U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 14.12.15 07:17 |  
  | Oh dear https://pic.twitter.com/i2QhvC9YxF | 
| 14.12.15 07:05 |  
  | OK whew | 
| 14.12.15 07:04 |  
  | I hope that doesn't say 4oz instead of 6oz?!  (No wonder it's a GreatValueâ„¢!) https://twitter.com/DublDownDrew/status/676386843076763650 | 
| 13.12.15 21:49 |  
  | Oh whew | 
| 13.12.15 21:46 |  
  | Can this match truly end before Reigns spears somebody? | 
| 13.12.15 21:45 |  
  | Where's Ambrose? | 
| 13.12.15 21:44 |  | WHAT WILL IT TAAAAAAAKE | 
| 13.12.15 21:17 |  
  | I like how they used every Instagram filter on this package | 
| 13.12.15 21:02 |  
  | The true parody is how our crack technical director (on crack) AAA'd the spot | 
| 13.12.15 19:59 |  
  | WWE Tables, Ladders, Chairs and Buffering™ | 
| 13.12.15 18:25 |  |  COOKIES! - Urban Growler Brewing Company (Saint Paul, MN) | 
| 13.12.15 18:09 |  
  | YEAH BABY | 
| 13.12.15 16:25 |  | |  | I was pretty coy about my "secret" separation by this point (and I'm sure all those mentions of Kim and her family didn't help anything), but it was still a good day and it's still a good story.  Resharing mostly because I'm sure Berni didn't read it last year, but maybe you didn't read it last year, either!  I'll probably hit up New Hope next weekend - the Kmart is now the Hyvee, and I'm sure I'll go there too. | 
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| 13.12.15 15:25 |  | Earl Grey | 
| 13.12.15 08:00 |  
  | Turns out I'm way wetter than expected. | 
| 13.12.15 06:50 |  | Walked home - "4.08 miles" | 
| 13.12.15 01:40 |  
  |  I did it! - First Avenue & 7th St Entry (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 13.12.15 01:10 |  | Triple Rock to First Avenue - "2.15 miles" | 
| 13.12.15 00:04 |  | (Triple Rock Social Club) |