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5.1.16 01:40 How long a walk to the nearest lemonade? (consults Maps) Maaaaaan why are all the "convenience" stores around here inconveniently closed? All right, off to Cub (2 miles)

(Oops...didn't hit "Post" however long ago)

Well, I'm back. Four more miles, 20º isn't very cold unless you're walkin' into the wind - then it's pretty cold. Otherwise I was worried I'd start sweating, then it would freeze, then I'd catch pneumonia. I thought about how Jim Fixx died running (sorta) and decided that dying of irony might be the worst way for me/anybody to go. But the trick is to walk into the wind on the WAY to the store, then with the wind at your back on the way back. Tonight I also learned that the Greenway goes OVER 31st Ave S, so you have to kinda slide down the hill if you don't want to backtrack after going over the bridge. Then I ended up sitting out on the porch drinkin' my store brand zero-cal probably totally fake "Super Chill" lemonade which totally hit the spot like I thought it would when I started this status.

Oh AND Cub put out some wacky new "organic" stevia but didn't have a price on it on the shelf OR in their scanner, so they let me have it for $2.39 (the price of the "Essential Everyday" fake sweetener, which was decidedly less organic). I think that was a steal, but we'll see how it tastes in my coffee later.
5.1.16 00:48 
 The Midtown Greenway (Minneapolis, MN)
5.1.16 00:40 From Cub Foods via the Midtown Greenway - "2.13 miles"
5.1.16 00:31 Target acquired @ Cub Foods https://www.instagram.com/p/BAJbtgFk-5j/
5.1.16 00:31 
Target acquired
(Cub Foods)
5.1.16 00:24 
 Ha HAAAA - Cub Foods (Minneapolis, MN)
4.1.16 23:53 Walked to Cub for lemonade - "2.09 miles"
4.1.16 23:04 
RT @HackmanRSPW: I'd mark if at the next @WWE PPV, the Spanish announcers are sitting behind a solid concrete & steel announce table, looking smug.
4.1.16 22:10 
HAPPY NEW YEAR
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#RAW
4.1.16 22:08 
Seriously, they didn't hotshot one more title match for Smackdown?
I guess they DID already get USA's money
#RAW
4.1.16 22:07 
Well, nice knowin' ya, Cone #RAW
4.1.16 22:06 
That got awesome and then it got really lame all over again - I blame Vince #RAW
4.1.16 22:05 @crz_ebooks I suppose one of us had to - glad it was you
4.1.16 21:45 
Seriously, remember when Joe PIscopo was part of (Hayes:) promotional consideration paid for by Cybergenics? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmkOXxDY_n4
4.1.16 21:44 @davidbix Excellent reference
4.1.16 21:41 
Vince McMahon vs. Joe Piscopo - who you got #RAW
4.1.16 21:39 
Strange how they edited out the ten million other times Vince said "Happy New Year" at the end of last week's show #RAW
4.1.16 21:36 
I mean, it WAS a Super Bowl Commercial
or should I say WAZZUUUUUUUUUP
#RAW
4.1.16 21:15 
Kofi Kingston has never won the Royal Rumble, but boy, he's had some moments before he lost! #RAW
4.1.16 21:01 
TWO Heath Slater segments in a row?! #RAW
4.1.16 20:25 
Uso are twins - you can tell by:
• Different side of the face paint
• Inverse legging colors
• Different color shoes
• Different hanky codes
4.1.16 20:23 
Did Lilian forget how to do ring introductions all over again tonight? "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome..." WTF? #RAW
4.1.16 20:05 
That Royal Rumble poster definitely didn't approve of those shenanigans! #RAW
4.1.16 19:55 
#rickydollar
4.1.16 19:51 
Charlotte has a point - it's certainly not like WWE to constantly run the same matches over and over and over and over and over and over and
4.1.16 19:42 
@D_V_D_V_R YEEEEEEEAHHHHH
4.1.16 19:38 
This is the kind of WWE fan I am, too
4.1.16 19:30 
kiss......kiss...... #RAW
4.1.16 19:28 
Well, Adrian certainly proved his victory last week was no fluke! #RAW
4.1.16 19:24 
I know you're like me and find a borderline NC-17 film like "H8ful Eight" sponsoring TV-PG WWE a truly baffling occurrence
4.1.16 19:04 
 Papa John's Pizza (Minneapolis, MN)
4.1.16 18:51 
Quick hot take/predix before I'm home: tonight's #RAW, a 3hr Smackdown ad, will actually discourage people from watching USA on Thursday
4.1.16 18:17 
I can't post to Ollie's wall but if I tag him here, I might trick him into seeing this. (Also, this was probably a better concept before I actually started crafting it)
4.1.16 16:04 
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Listened to Nero - Welcome Reality
4.1.16 15:08 
I feel the same way about Tumblr RT @tapemachines: Torn between plowing through the remaining 2015 shows I should watch and just wiping slate clean for 2016.
4.1.16 15:00 
SYMC closing quote: 20.84 ▼0.16 (Range: 20.36 - 20.85)
4.1.16 14:43 
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Listened to Nero - Between II Worlds
4.1.16 14:22 
Listened to LCD Soundsystem - Dance Yrself Clean
4.1.16 12:23 
Hi, I'm Chris; I'm a Gemini from the 209. I like social media and Top Ramen.

CRZ-004
The B-52s
Song For a Future Generation
1983

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvCng7-za1Y
4.1.16 11:24 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLUEBERRY #yogurtoftheday
4.1.16 10:52 
 Veritas (Roseville, MN)
4.1.16 10:41 
U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN)
4.1.16 01:52 
Man it's gonna suck barreling through 500 #WK10 tweets when I wake up
3.1.16 22:47 NFL 2015 WILD CARD PLAYOFFS SCHEDULE
3.1.16 22:42 Lynne Chris Prop bet for next week?
3.1.16 22:35 
Ugh
3.1.16 22:12 
luv u crosby
3.1.16 22:12 
Oh, shit, here we OHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT
3.1.16 22:05 RT @crz_ebooks: YOU GUYS YOU GUYS FAMOUS DAVE PUT CHEESE ON THE BURNT ENDS
3.1.16 20:39 Seriously, it feels like this football game shows the same three ads every ad break - Eric Dickerson talks about Walter Payton, guy ignores his wife in the car because he's hanging with his kids, NBC has some awful sitcom they're really hoping you'll watch - rinse, lather, repeat - (oh and Peter Pan butchers "You Make Me Feel So Young," probably the worst offender of the football season)
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