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13.12.16 14:41 Ollie's given me a lot of free (and some not free) entertainment over the years so I'm delighted to pony up some cash for him now that he's down one toe. Wait....I could have said that better. Anyway, please give if you can and Share if you can't!
13.12.16 11:12 
Flaaaaaaaaaat tire. You know how when it's ten below everybody calls AAA? That was me on hold this morning for way too many iterations of their "definitely not as cool as Cisco" on-hold music and requests to please use their website instead of wanting to schedule with an actual human being. I was told it'd take two hours but fortunately it only took one. The very attractive man who changed out my 10 year old spare (which honestly looks like the best out of all of my tires and is somehow even colour-coordinated! photo there) offered to personally hand deliver my bum tire to Bobby and/or Steve to "fix" so we could get it back on this afternoon - we'll see if the leap of faith I took by not immediately asking for it back so I could run to my dealer and give THEM all my money will pay off or not. (He didn't see anything really wrong with it as far as me running over anything and thought maybe it needed to be reseated on the rim...I HAVE hopped a few curbs on that tire lately but don't know how that makes all the air go out when it gets cold...but then, there's so much I don't know about cars.) So the ultimate lesson is that trying to get going earlier paid me absolutely no dividends and I don't know why I even bother.
12.12.16 23:50 
Wow! It's been almost five months since my last fake friend request! This one is Modesto, Modesto, Modesto and not at all suspicious given they have existed all of 10 minutes. This is surely true American "Alexis Ramona"
12.12.16 17:45 "Listen to this shit." (Village Voice: The NYPD's Hold Music Is an '80s-Themed Sunset Dream)
12.12.16 15:34 The Mixmag 100 is here!
11.12.16 15:08 
Winter is here - just gave my first eye roll to an Arthur Ave SE cross country skiier
10.12.16 10:40 
I woke up to find that both Moon AND Mason have already dutifully plugged tonight's event at Clubhouse Jäger, so I'm really slacking...

Hey have you heard about this thing we're doing, well, it's TODAY. It's 6½ hours away, in fact. WE START AT 5!

New for me, I've asked Mason to bring a mic so I can do at least one Jake Rudh impersonation during the night. You will NOT want to miss that!

We have been asked to keep it dancey, which seems to be a reasonable request given we did categorize the event as a "dance," so I'll see what I can do.

FINALLY, we hope to help the TCAHD give a bigly amount of money to the folks maintaining their presence at Standing Rock - now more than ever we need to stay vigilant and help. So be ready to buy some nachos! "SEE YOU THERE"
(TCAHD's event: No DAPL: Dance to Benefit Standing Rock)
10.12.16 10:33 
still tru
9.12.16 12:09 
Hey did I tell you I'm DJing with Mason and Moon TOMORROW (Saturday) at Clubhouse Jäger from 5PM? I did? Several times? OK, so I'll definitely see you there. Bring friends and money (YouTube: ORS: Moon-Boots (Tom Moulton Disco Mix))
8.12.16 17:00 
The latest indicator that I am a changed man is my selection of Cherry over Peppermint for today's office "Candy Cane Day"
8.12.16 14:35 
#tbt I can't find 2006 pictures, so here's one from 1996 from my first work Connectix Colour QuickCam. I am likely working graveyard shift and very bored. Also, still kinda mulleted. (circa September 11, 1996 21:03 PDT)
7.12.16 21:11 Man, there's nothing like a disco nap before your disco set
7.12.16 16:25 
WHOA
NEW HOPE: NOW
ROSEVILLE: NEXT WED.
ALL CAPS ALERT
(Star Tribune: The Wait is Over: Dunkin Donuts Opens in New Hope)
7.12.16 12:59 Real article feedback I processed today: "Fucking epic man, you deserve a lot of blowjobs and sex bruh" - suppose it's better than the usual "UR PRODUCT SUX" ones I usually field
7.12.16 10:27 
TONIGHT there's a rare CLAPS show at Commune, a CABS show at Reverie, Transmission at Clubhouse Jäger AND Mason and I go back to back for an all/mostly disco/funk three hours (give or take) at Palmer's Bar if none of that sounds terribly interesting.

OK, I would love it if you'd like to come out, even if just for an hour on your way to somewhere else. Come bob your head and/or butt and, optionally, partake in some moderately priced libations. My greatest hope is that you will hear something you've NEVER heard before, turn to us and say "man, I dig that thing you're playing." And then we'll smile.
5.12.16 02:11 Taiwanese animators share their take on Taiwan's Trump call - and as you might expect, they carry a bit of a bias.
4.12.16 20:58 ATTENTION: All Thanksgiving leftovers have now been consumed. See you next year!
4.12.16 19:18 Video - This version of DAPL is off (yeah!) but our fundraisers for next weekend are stlll on (yeah!) - click through to https://www.facebook.com/twincitiesantihate/posts/252170898532974 for more info, or just watch the video
3.12.16 20:52 
WOLVES WIN!!!!!!
3.12.16 15:59 And if you don't dance and hate hearing me DJ, there's one more #NoDAPL companion event Sunday night at the eyrie where we'll see some short films and talk about what's going on and hopefully raise a little more donations and/or hell. Hope you can make it! (I promise this is the last event I will talk about...today) (Twin Cities Anti-Hate Directive's event: Standing Rock Benefit: Community Gathering + Short Films)
3.12.16 15:51 
OK but for real please come to this one Saturday afternoon and bring some money - not for us (NO COVER!) but to donate and/or spend on sweet, sweet booze. And nachos. Club Jäger is generously donating a portion of all bar sales! And then you can go do what you were gonna do anyway Saturday night with a slightly clearer conscience. (Twin Cities Anti-Hate Directive's event: No DAPL: Dance to Benefit Standing Rock)
3.12.16 14:14 
My next DJ gig is Facebook official!

I heartily encourage you to attend Transmission instead
(Cruise Control on KFAI's event: Cruise Control: It's Warm *Somewhere* with CRZ)
2.12.16 16:43 https://www.facebook.com/CRZed/posts/10154843199294791
2.12.16 09:30 Now more than ever, I still believe!
2.12.16 02:28 
Remembering Eric Woolfson, who passed away 7 years ago today. His music lives on with the Tales of Mystery & Imagination 40th Anniversary Box Set, 5.1 Bluray and POE More Tales vinyl, all released today in his memory.
(The Alan Parsons Project)
1.12.16 15:58 
Hello, alleged fans of DJ CRZ! I will be playing records TWICE next week with Mr. Mason Butler: Wednesday (7 Dec) night at Palmer's Bar we will be going back to back for a set inspired by the late David Mancuso - well, really, they all are, but for my part I'll be moving a little closer to the year I was born than usual - and then Saturday (10 Dec) we will BOTH be joined by Amanda Moon for a 3-way throwdown where it'll be a matinee of electronic ecstasy at Clubhouse Jäger to benefit Standing Rock. I promise you will NOT want to miss the chance to see me standing like a mannequin behind two turntables and a mixer wearing headphones! And thanks again to Mason and KFAI Vinyl Voices for letting me...um....voice. With vinyl. TWO TIMES
30.11.16 08:12 
Maybe three hours of sleep? Somehow made it up. Shower. Hair. Hair. Hair. No way will I make it in by 7. Downstairs, yogurt, scarf, sleeves, raincoat. Managed to not forget anything. By way of reward, my magic iPod shuffled this up as my driving soundtrack and it was JUST what I needed. It might be Wednesday, but tonight I'm definitely gonna pretend it's Saturday night.

(I made it in at 7.06 - only seven hours to go!)

GOOD MORNING
(YouTube: T-Empo - Saturday Night Sunday Morning (T-empo Mix))
30.11.16 01:39 
G'night, Facebook!
It all changes tomorrow!
(YouTube: The KLF - America No More (Just the Pipe Band))
29.11.16 23:26 
Instead of my usual bitching about being in this office nobody is EVER at at this late hour, let me switch it up by telling you how satisfying and enjoyable it is to scare the hell out of the night custodian
29.11.16 14:56 
via (Happy Birthday) Ryan Pollard - and I need it soon
28.11.16 21:45 
If we're being honest, Rudolph's nose doesn't appear significantly brighter than any of them other deer from up here in the skyway
28.11.16 18:29 In the skyway tonight, had an Asian guy lay his hand on me and pray away the demon inside me for almost two blocks ahead of the Target Center entrance...so...I guess I can't be sick any more...also happy he didn't try that on anybody else while I was tying him up...
28.11.16 14:53 Hey just by showing up to this, which don't cost you nothin', Memory Lanes will kick in three bucks to the cause. Maybe I'll show up to get counted, turn around and go straight to bed? You sure wouldn't want to miss that possibility! Plus that TEMPLE is pretty good
27.11.16 22:37 
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25.11.16 22:57 I was here exactly 2 minutes before I heard my first "J. Mascis" 😱
24.11.16 12:18 I'm cooking like 20 pounds of food so if you're orphaned today I could probably feed you if you can make it to the house. Happy Thanksgiving Day y'all
24.11.16 05:27 "Life's funny."
"Funny strange or funny ha-ha?"
"Yes."
23.11.16 13:57 
The last one. Who had November 23 in the pool?
23.11.16 11:44 
Geez, good morning to you too, Facebook
22.11.16 23:34 
Hey join us
22.11.16 19:52 
TFW the China team sends you an email cancelling your midnight (local time) call but rescheduling it for next week, same time - well, okay...what else can you do?
22.11.16 17:48 OH MY GOD AN ACTUAL POKÉMON GO WORKING TRACKER
22.11.16 02:38 
Download this and hear me on the radio (but mostly Mason) from a couple hours ago
22.11.16 02:19 
Hey guys! Guess who just got ANOTHER fat settlement cheque!*

*(and, I guess, a Selfie Stick)
21.11.16 18:34 I shoulda listened to this chump
21.11.16 03:59 It'll all make sense later.
20.11.16 06:04 Vaguebooking about vaguebooking. METAvaguebooking. THAT'S where it's at!
20.11.16 00:36 
Me with the talent - watch this space for an announcement of our next B2B all-vinyl set coming in December
19.11.16 22:47 
Oh, geez, this might be the last time I wore these jeans. I still haven't bought a ticket to next Friday's show, hmm... Also, sorry to whoever owned this Chipotle card with carabiner which I found on the sidewalk, stuck in my back pocket and then never made an attempt to get you reunited with it
19.11.16 22:01 
Oh. #brr
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