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| 9.9.17 12:53 |  |  | PSA |
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| 9.9.17 00:45 | |  | Very, um, multiracial? "Doreen Vivien Lemann" |
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| 8.9.17 21:39 | | Not seeing U2 or IT
Do feel compelled to tell you |
| 8.9.17 17:52 |
 | CRZ's Banana Theatre, a possibly ongoing series (made possible by Heather) |
| 8.9.17 17:09 | | Knowing is half the battle |
| 8.9.17 16:59 | | CRZ VIDEO ALERT: A coworker just handed me a banana on her way out. Remembering how excited you all were the LAST time I scored a free banana, I *will* film myself eating it later to share with you |
| 7.9.17 13:09 | |  | Oh, Facebook |
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| 6.9.17 15:33 |
| RIP Holger Czukay (YouTube: Snake Charmer full EP) |
| 6.9.17 14:01 |
 |  | Shoot, they didn't wish me all the best in my future endeavours |
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| 6.9.17 13:23 | |  | I have a few awkward questions for "Betty Guy Nely" - after reading her come-on, you may have several of the same |
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| 5.9.17 17:43 |
 |  | A big step for me - the first year I wasn't holding a poop-related item! (Although... also pretty obvious I've never held a blocker or goalie stick before, either) |
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| 5.9.17 15:21 |
|  | So YouTube is very unfriendly - which part of me eating an Oreo violates their community standards? (Wait....is this a loaded question?) |
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| 5.9.17 14:32 |
| OKAY (Video: CRZ eats an Apple Pie Oreo) |
| 5.9.17 10:47 |
|  | Late share (because I feel asleep): Labor Day at the State Fair |
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| 5.9.17 10:45 | | Happy Birthday, Kimberly! Everybody go read this, then pound the Like button for the website - because it's free and it's her birthday and we're all good people (Kimberussell.com: The Lady at 45 :This I believe ) |
| 3.9.17 23:36 | |  | Trust me...we're underneath that neon |
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| 1.9.17 20:42 | |  | COMING SOON TO THIS PAGE |
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| 1.9.17 13:51 | |  | me at work wishing I'd taken one more day off this week |
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| 31.8.17 18:42 | |  | I'M HOME Y'ALL - judging by the parking lot on my street, I assume there is some sort of Gopher football action tonight |
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| 31.8.17 15:38 | |  | While we experience further delay, let's sneak in that obligatory airplane selfie. (Our companion remains camera-averse; man behind us is not actually British) |
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| 31.8.17 13:40 |
 | Today I paid a 50¢ sugar tax on a $1.79 Slurpee - good riddance, Chicago! |
| 30.8.17 02:34 | | Hey you know what feels GREAT is when you realise you haven't printed out the ticket you were supposed to print out yesterday, so you schlep your sorry ass back to Roseville at 0230 in the morning because your closest printer is at work ahhhhhhhhhhhh wheeeeeeeeee |
| 30.8.17 01:45 | |  | Whoa! This person got some OTHER guy with my name to be their Friend! WILD! Good work..."Casandra Nittler" (and what a real name that appears to be) |
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| 28.8.17 15:35 | | This is the FOURTH different week Spotify has asked me to Discover "Deadweight" by Beck - I think we can cross that one off the list, pal |
| 27.8.17 00:05 |
 | SHIT I just broke my Pokémon GO streak, didn't I. Goodbye 2500 XP bonus for another seven days - I KNEW I'd be punished for not leaving the house :'( |
| 26.8.17 16:13 | | Great parties. (video) |
| 25.8.17 14:52 | |  | WE DID IT EVERYBODY |
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| 25.8.17 01:48 | |  | Long day. Did I take a proper selfie today? Better take one now just in case. Thanks to everybody who made this day great. See you tomorrow. |
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| 24.8.17 23:28 | |  | Oh shit somebody Liked all my photos |
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| 24.8.17 21:17 | |  | Waiting for the laser show, she found the Selfie Spot, so I took one. (Note how she dressed WAY nicer than I did) |
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| 24.8.17 16:29 | |  | UPDATE: They haven't said no....YET |
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| 24.8.17 14:00 | | Video - The new UNKLE album ticks all the right boxes for me. |
| 24.8.17 12:24 | |  | #tbt A year later, FB ad preferences are a little more obscure (gee, wotta shock) and this didn't work when I tried it again. Or maybe a year has changed me. Check out my current Lifestyle and Culture in Comment #1! You (probably) won't be disappointed! |
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| 24.8.17 12:17 | |  | #tbt 22 years ago, Apple bought two page ads in a lotta national newspapers to stick it to Microsoft on the day of their Windows 95 release. Google found me this example from the Wall Street Journal; I believe I still have my copy from the San Jose Mercury News in a box somewhere. I never throw anything away. (suggested in the wee hours of the morning by a conversation with Chad Ness) |
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| 23.8.17 21:15 | |  | There's an invader at my doorstep |
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| 22.8.17 18:23 | |  | Ewwwww. So forward, this "Marlene Rebick"
(By the way, congratulations to Facebook on my recent 100th post in this folder! This is 101.) |
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| 22.8.17 17:00 | | No. Although... (Unusual Opinions - Is Big Audio Dynamite II's THE GLOBE the Greatest Album of All Time?) |
| 22.8.17 14:36 | |  | Google Images tells me this photo was stolen from "Certified fitness trainer Amanda Elise Lee" but good try - very convincing, "Henderson Judith Elsie" |
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| 22.8.17 03:05 |
 |  | Empty I-94 (at Franklin Ave SE over Interstate 94 / US 12 / US 52) |
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| 21.8.17 13:12 | |  | Nailed it #Eclipse2017 |
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| 21.8.17 12:40 | | Wendy & Lisa and The Orb with my probably final word on this business |
| 21.8.17 12:17 | | I.....hmmmm. Okay. (via Wade) (I got Dr. Jacoby! Which Twin Peaks character are you?) |
| 21.8.17 10:15 |
| Seye thgirb dnuora nrut (Bonnie Tyler: Total Eclipse of the Heart (reversed)) |
| 21.8.17 08:40 | |  | I wish I'd thought of this first, but I'm still smart enough to steal it
(via Joe Hudson) |
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| 20.8.17 11:44 | |  | Wow, three in one night! Must have been a better time at the after party than I remember. And my second Brian, too! What's with all these girls named Brian lately, am I right? And wow, she's really got some specialized tastes, this "Brian Adara Runge" |
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| 20.8.17 11:41 | |  | Funny, status says "I'm single girl!" yet he doesn't LOOK like a "Brian Smith" (oh Gina how COULD you) |
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| 20.8.17 11:36 | |  | "Fyffe is a town in DeKalb County, Alabama, United States. It was incorporated in 1956. At the 2010 census the population was 1,018. Fyffe is located atop Sand Mountain." It's also the hometown chosen by "Mai Curran Lyons" |
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| 17.8.17 17:40 |
|  | Here's the script I read last night (EDIT: redated post, so technically "tonight") and a couple selfies from their head shot background. I went out into the floor of Xcel and sat at a table with a mic and a binder with another copy of the script. I didn't flub any words, stop/start or (most importantly) run out of breath in the middle of any long sentences. However, I don't know if I really wowed anybody either - I'd characterize my "performance" as "competent but unremarkable." It was still a blast and I did close by saying "Thanks, let's play hockey" over the PA. Thanks to the Timberwolves organization for making the opportunity available to any idiot off the street! And especially thanks to YOU for the well wishes and positive vibes - it definitely didn't hurt! |
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| 17.8.17 14:38 | |  | #tbt Steele County Free Fair (is probably this weekend), where Kim, Joel and I touched a tiger and I got a sticker to prove it |
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| 17.8.17 13:08 |
|  | Hey if you got some good vibes to share, think of me around 1740 because that's the scheduled time for my audition for Public Address announcer for the Timberwolves (aka "guy who yells out IT'S A THREEEEEEEEEEEEE") tonight! Also, haha, people are showing up at the wrong building ALREADY. Apparently there were over 300 people who applied; I have NO idea how they'll all do a five minute script read in one day unless they take us to different parts of the Xcel Center. (I also suspect they already know who they're gonna hire and this is all really elaborate kabuki but it should still be an interesting experience...and when else am I gonna get a chance to yell over a mic in the Xcel Center? I'll see if I can sneak out a LET'S PLAY HOCKEY while I'm there) |
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