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30.12.17 18:11 Suck it, 2017
29.12.17 18:38 
Changed my cover photo
29.12.17 17:19 
Geez, it's like they're not even trying any more (and actually they're not, how long's it been since I posted one of these?) - I'm not even sure what kind of a name is "Pais Carl"
28.12.17 23:48 
I don't understand it; I've seen Adri do this countless times and he always looks so much better than me
27.12.17 18:38 
YAHOO
27.12.17 07:05 
Damn, it's cold, yo. It definitely wasn't this cold when I left. Dead mouse #3 greeted me when I stepped into the kitchen, so we're back to normal fairly quickly around these parts. Toilet hasn't frozen yet, hooray! Moving the space heater down there so hopefully it won't freeze at all. Need to sleep for 12 hours, at which time the next Wolves home game should be tipping off. See you at Transmission, probably!
25.12.17 23:52 
WOLVES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25.12.17 02:17  (Yule Log GIF)
24.12.17 22:28 
Mom forbade me from wrapping any gifts in this paper, which is so sad because IT'S THE CREEPIEST GIFT WRAPPING I'D EVER SEEN - why do they OWN this?!
24.12.17 16:06 Video - Yule love it!
24.12.17 00:34 IT'S TIME (Facebook Live video)
23.12.17 22:59 
I ask you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these look like the faces of people who have had ALL they could eat?
23.12.17 22:56 
FB you CANNOT be serious
23.12.17 14:51 
DER HUMMINGBIRDS
DER HUMPINK
22.12.17 18:11 
I...am compelled to buy one
22.12.17 02:03 
SLURPEE UPDATE: I did not have a Slurpee on Thursday
22.12.17 01:53 RIP Dick Enberg
20.12.17 13:12 
ONLY AT MY PARENTS' HOUSE: Currently watching "Hickock," which is, turns out, an excellent movie to have on in the background while I do practically anything else
19.12.17 00:56 
TONIGHT, we embark upon "Project No Sleep," which may or may not involve me playing every record in this international parcel to nobody
18.12.17 12:37 Stupid Facebook (Video: Happy 11th Faceversary!)
17.12.17 03:29 
Once we got past the Timberwolves loss, I really had a fantastic night tonight, and I have dozens of people to thank, so of course I won't tag any of them. I'm sure most of you know who you are. Thank you all so much for being part of my life.
16.12.17 18:54 
When EVERYBODY goes green, ya gotta go old school and bring back the yellow sleeves for ONE NIGHT ONLY - how else will you be able to find me?! (Don't say "that hat!") 🐺🌃🎅🌲🏀🍀💚💛🔰🐺
16.12.17 17:35 
Joanie Rich Yo Ritchie
15.12.17 19:38 
DUDE Christmas came early! Check out this sweet Mitchell & Ness hat with the new Timberwolves logo on it! Thank you so much, Mark Butcher!!
15.12.17 15:00 
This week has been a sore throat blur and I've been really bad about getting things together but no matter what happens, I WILL be in Modesto Tuesday through NEXT Tuesday. I also have it on good authority that my brother and his wife will be visiting the California Republic around the same days. No word yet on their dogs. 🐻🎄
13.12.17 13:07 If I'd known then what I knew now, I would have just gone to Schmelz, paid for the rim (and new tire) IMMEDIATELY and saved myself a few more other stories I'm sure I'll be rereading soon. (UPDATE: I still haven't eaten the chocolate-covered cherries.)
12.12.17 15:36 Hey remember 20 year old Barq's ads?
"I can see! I can see!"
"Really?"
"No - but it got dem bite to it tho!"
11.12.17 23:20 I think I've said this every year since the separation but it's way less fun being a giant baby about being sick when there's no audience
11.12.17 00:50 Wellllllllll....I was in ONE of them
10.12.17 15:17 Nearly a year on, Andrew Ridgeley finally goes in depth about George Michael. Christmas #1s are pretty lame since singing competitions determined them but I'll root for Wham! to finally hit #1 this year (Daily Mail)
10.12.17 02:21 
Oh man JACKPOT...thank you Rebecca and Karate Break!
9.12.17 17:42 Video - Me: Why DON'T I have a turntable in the kitchen?
Me, later, with everything in the kitchen covered in a fine layer of flour and/or flour paste: Oh, right
9.12.17 16:50 
OK yes it's been years since I made some cookies but also THIS is why the flour lives in the freezer
8.12.17 19:14 
Soon to be a chilito virgin no more
7.12.17 16:13 "I'm going to be just fine." - Al Franken
7.12.17 14:26 Oh, OK, it's a website. Take that, Mason! Also, my entire Spotify year was apparently devoted to Allison and Krista which is ... probably not very surprising - even more embarrassing screen grabs in the comments
7.12.17 12:25 Wow, that's....kind of depressing? Also, Facebook is really digging deep today...
6.12.17 23:48 
WOLVES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6.12.17 23:00 Not bad, FB (Facebook's Year in Review 2017)
6.12.17 12:07 Happy 100th, Finland! This may be the most sisu vinyl I own.
5.12.17 23:30 Johnny Hallyday sold a hundred million albums and I'm pretty sure I own zero of them. RIP French Elvis
5.12.17 18:51 Answering a Question
5.12.17 14:17 
It's official (h/t to Mr. Austin) - the mystery flavor is FRUITY PEBBLES
5.12.17 14:02 THE SPOTIFY YEAR IN REVIEW PLAYLISTS ARE HERE you will not like mine so much probably but I've made it Public anyway because clearly I have very little shame
2.12.17 18:38 
2001's version of 1988 (Corporation of One vs. Jakatta - Real Life)
2.12.17 17:42 
I mulched the leaves!

Well, most of the leaves.

Well, enough of the leaves.

It can snow now.
2.12.17 17:32 I enjoy The Drug Budget and this post. NO DISQUALIFICATION
1.12.17 15:14 Oh shit son (5 photos with Adri Mehra)
1.12.17 14:19 Shirtless metal gods play amongst racks of big black discs AND it's over in time for you to still hoof it to the midnight anime - who are you to pass by?
1.12.17 10:17 I'm such a sucker for sharing these things
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